The Gaming Den

Personally, I'd just make sure that the very first thing my AI "reads" is a giant compendium of philosophical, religious, and rights-related literature. Just be sure that you have it read all of the ethical, moral, and philosophical texts before you show it the religious ones. Unless you ...

You're going to need at least one insect and one lizard. I also recommend adding some kind of intelligent slime, and a species that is built like a Grell.

Aerial attack? Climb it Shadow of the Colossus style?

People who want to add "10% of the total" to their chance of success gravitate towards flat RNGs because flat RNGs are good at giving you that output. If you get +4 on a d20, then 20% of the time you roll the die you will succeed instead of failing because of that modifier. People who wan...

If he was going to agree that adding "one standard deviation" or "half your current chance to succeed" was as valid a thing to add to your chance of success as "15% of the total possible outcomes" he would have stopped arguing two fucking years ago . The standard devia...

MGuy wrote:

Ganbare Gincun wrote:

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I couldn't get into FF13. I want to control the characters in battle.

Good news, everyone!

WHAT?!!!!!!! WHY?!!!

Here's the trailer! Bask in its glory!

Don Strudel wrote:Actually, I think the oWoD is the bland one. nWoD is actually playable and fun. Any faults in the games are grossly exaggerated and easily fixed if they become noticeable.

Just exactly which drugs are you on right now?

In fact, Kareemna was the last character to be brutally raped by demons. All the other PCs had been captured and violated a year earlier by mutated inbred farmers seeking to save their family line from further corruption. I suppose there is something fundamentally flawed about a DM who is so utterl...

Let us never speak of Eiken ever again.

A Man In Black wrote:So this is the "Hey guys, help me wreck some poor bastard's game" thread for this month?

No, this is the "I should know better then to join this game, but I will anyway" thread.

The girl went on join the army, the father got 3 consecutive life sentances for the lifelong molestation of his 3 children, 2 girls and a boy. I'm glad to hear that she went on to do something constructive with her life instead of becoming a drug addict or the like. I hope that the other victims we...

As with most demonic pacts this agreement had loops and snares which Kareemna eventually fell through and for failing her master she was taken to hell a brutally raped for days on end by demons. It sounds like your DMs was a pretty, vengeful fuck that needs to be hit with a train full of trains. Bu...

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I couldn't get into FF13. I want to control the characters in battle.

Good news, everyone!

Koumei wrote:Just do what I did: constantly insult both the MC and Pathfailure as a whole until they get the hint and quietly fold the game.

Fuck that noise. The solution is to play a violent, racist Elven Leaf Blade that tries to murder people at every given opportunity. It worked out great for me!

Pathfinder is 3.5 with a bunch of meaningless rules changes. There are also nerfs to Rogues, Barbarians, Shapeshifting Druids, and Melee Clerics, and big boosts to Arcane Spellcasters. Flask Rogues were removed and replaced with Alchemists, which suck. It's probably best to just play a Wizard (now w...

Anakin is easily the worst character in the entire prequel trilogy, though Count Dooku and Noot/Not-Noot come pretty close. Even if you got Anakin a different actor, that still doesn't change the fact that he's a fucking whiny-ass Mary Sue with repulsive morals. I mean, I know that he was supposed ...

Frankly, I'm surprised it took so long for people to start stabbing each other in the back. Victory at all costs and all that. Sort of. When you play in a community, you get a rep regarding whether your word is any good or not. And the short-term advantage of betrayal is worth less than the long-te...

Frankly, I'm surprised it took so long for people to start stabbing each other in the back. Victory at all costs and all that.

Koumei wrote:No need to thank me. No really. There is no need. Or reason.

Thanks! More shit for me to break people's brains with!

CatharzGodfoot wrote:One of the most effective ways to annoy a monkey is to place it in proximity to a flying squirrel, a new study of Japanese macaques has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.

Dr. Martin Crank approves!

Koumei wrote:I intend on fucking off to Sweden possibly forever. We're close to being able to seek asylum there on humanitarian grounds of "I come from a shithole dictatorship". But that might not be this decade.

Uh, take me with you?

At what level would my power level be over 9000?

Could you just play a dwarf centaur and call it a day? A dwarf / mule / Centaur would totally kick ass. Games Workship agrees - hence the creation of "Bull Centaurs" amongst the Chaos Dwarves. http://www.ninjabread.co.uk/images/blood-bowl/chaos-dwarf-bull-centaur.jpg Maybe we should just ...

I mean, doesn't anyone realize why the Paladin's mount went from a real creature to a summonable creature? Enough people have tried enough things in gaming to know the consequences of trying to force cavalrymen of any kind into fantasy gaming. Of course, then they fucked it up and made the Ranger g...

fbmf wrote:It is amusing to me that Dems are saying that this was all a sham to make the GOP look like "the party of the Constitution". After reading this thread, it seems to me like they are.

HA HA no, not really.