Hahah, to make it more clear that it's a satirical joke, check out these feats I made up for Pathfinder:
New feat trees such as...
"War Wounds"
You're a veteran of combat and your body's disfigurement tells the tale of your exploits
Prerequisites: Toughness, you have been reduced to negative hit points before.
Benefit: You lose a limb. If it is an arm you have only one arm to use. If it is a leg you move at 1/2 speed and take a -4 penalty dexterity. You gain a +2 feat bonus to intimidate checks, a +2 feat bonus to diplomacy checks against those with a military background, and a +1 to save vs fear effects. If your lost limb is restored by any methods you lose all benefits of this feat until a limb is lost again. This feat may be taken as many times as you have limbs to lose.
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"Combo Mobility"
You rain down a tornado of blows like a crazy whirlwind sweeping the battle like a hurricane
Prerequisites: Spring Attack, Base Attack Bonus +6, Dex 15
Benefit: When you use the full attack action, you may take a 5ft step before, after, or between your attacks without suffering a penalty to your attacks or provoking an attack of opportunity.
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"Combo Strike"
Your follow up attacks land with greater accuracy than normal
Prerequisites: Base attack bonus +6, Int 13
Benefit: When you use the full attack action, you gain a +1 to hit with your attack with the second highest BAB modifier.
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"Improved Combo Strike"
Your follow up attacks land with greater accuracy than normal
Prerequisites: Combo Strike, Base attack bonus +11, Int 13
Benefit: When you use the full attack action, you gain a +1 to hit with your attack with the third highest BAB modifier.
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Demolition Strike
Your keen eye gives you the edge even against non living foes
Prerequisites: knowledge: Engineering +6, Sneak attack class feature
Benefit: after making a knowledge: engineering check on a construct, if you pass you can sneak attack the construct as a full round action.
Divine Punishment
Not even the nonliving can escape your dagger's holy bite.
Prerequisite: Channel Energy class feature
Benefit: you may expend a use of Channel Energy to sneak attack an undead target as a full round action.
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Pathfinder's edge is the roleplay enhancements it delivers with character class, archetypes, skills, and a multitude of feats with evocative names. It is not about making a better 'game', it is about having your character sheet tell a better STORY.
So, are these feats believable enough to be published by Paizo?
How...why...wtf...my god...Seriously? How high do you have to be as an editor to NOT read this paragraph and realize this piece of shit does nothing?
The guy who wrote that feat posted on the paizo board, he said it was suppose to give an attack bonus but it was
edited out of Ultimate Combat, the editor had REMOVED THE BONUS because he thought it would be overpowered, removing the non-existant penalty was enough.
