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....I hate this, and I love this.
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TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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I just shared that with my sister, and I think her response is the right one: "That is grossly fascinating!"
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Hicks why are you revealing the dark secrets of our D&D group to the TGD proles?
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Information wants to be free.
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shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
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OMG Street Sharks! That, along with Ecco the Dolphin and Stephen King, was my childhood.
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I'd fuck it.

Because I'm so lonely.
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>tfw no gargoyle waifu
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Ah, yes, Demona . . one of, if not the strangely sexiest female on the Disney Roster . .
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Fuck you Andy from the first Toy Story is the most sexiest Disney.

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#Don'tJokeAboutSexy9YearOldAnimatedChildren

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Andy is not nine. It is an ageless, sexless entity that transcends age, sex, gender and tax bracket. He was old when the earth was young. He is empty on the inside. He wants your soul. He will and has murdered trees. THAT MONSTER IS NO CHILD.

I mean... LOOK AT IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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Worst gay stereotype ever: reinforced.
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I love this story. I used to have the worst anxiety when it came to falling asleep. Ess would tell me stories every night so that I'd get my mind off of whatever it was fixating on. And it didn't matter if I had woken up at two in the morning; he never complained about it. He just would start telling stories. ❤️
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An actual meme off i had on discord:
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They don't logic far enough.

If gun control measures take legal guns off the streets, then the number of guns will be smaller. If the number of guns is smaller, then the value of a gun will be higher - whether it's legal or not. If the price of guns is higher, then the poorest people - law-abiding or not - will not be able to afford one.

I really don't have a problem with pricing out criminals. I really don't have a problem with pricing out law-abiding people. It's not like a lot of the shooters of late have been criminals all their lives; they obtained their guns legally. So, if it's a little bit harder for normal people to have guns, then it's - in my mind - a little harder for normal people to become criminals.
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Wow, did'nt know Austria is in third place...
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Suicide rates across the board seem uncomfortably high. I'm going to have to do a quick look up to see what's going on in countries like Finland that has it up so high.
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