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Leress · Post by **Leress** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:52 am

Shrapnel wrote:So this is from Pornhub yes but they are the most hottest videos I've ever seen.

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer

No, seriously, these may be the best porn videos I've ever seen.

That is awesome.

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:19 pm

Shrapnel wrote:So this is from Pornhub yes but they are the most hottest videos I've ever seen.

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer

No, seriously, these may be the best porn videos I've ever seen.

I'm a dude, and I'm so wet rn

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:46 pm

I watched "I hold hands with my ebony girlfriend while she talks about her day" and thought "Man, I wish that was me".

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Fri May 10, 2019 6:19 am

Turns out that all those adds about treatments for getting a bigger cock may be lying. I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu May 30, 2019 10:50 pm

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9kxn ... porn-weibo

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Fri May 31, 2019 2:26 pm

Ancient History wrote:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9kxn ... porn-weibo

If that's real, lives are going to be ruined.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Fri May 31, 2019 3:54 pm

I wonder if the chinese government is going to give or substract points on your social score for that . .

Omegonthesane · Post by **Omegonthesane** » Fri May 31, 2019 5:31 pm

Subtract.

Even ignoring the possibility they've internalised actual stigma as a genuine and direct motivator - sex work has no formal qualifications required yet can generate a living wage and frequently lets you be your own boss, so it is in the interests of all capitalist states to make it dangerous and marginalised.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:53 pm

Considering that the Chinese social score is just an excuse to crack down on "troublemakers" I'd say it would depend on whether that person has ever criticized the government.

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:21 pm

Random musing.
combine social score with augmented reality and we have the beginning of litrpg in real life.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:27 pm

Hypothesis-
Willingness to DM correlates to whether someone is a Dom or Sub.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:46 am

I'm willing to dm and I'm neither. I'm more of a power top.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:50 am

I believe that is technically a variety of domming.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:29 pm

I did the BDSM for years and I'm not sure I agree.

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:19 pm

Apocalypse Now.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:23 pm

https://www.ctpost.com/local/ctpost/art ... 005437.php

Yeah, so, the families and lawyers who are suing Alex Jones for claiming Sandy Hook was a conspiracy theory contacted the FBI because some of the data the court required to be turned over to them from InfoWars turned out to be, surprise surprise, child porn. The FBI confirmed that, and now Jones is claiming it's all a set up and has offered a million dollars for the people responsible for putting child porn on his servers. Can't make this shit up.

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:10 pm

Should title the news piece for this “Alex Jones offers a million dollars for child porn”.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:22 pm

erik wrote:Should title the news piece for this “Alex Jones offers a million dollars for child porn”.

He just wants to know what the source is. For "research."

Omegonthesane · Post by **Omegonthesane** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:09 pm

This is separate to back when someone smuggled child porn into the blockchain for Bitcoin, right?

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:16 pm

Yeah. The plaintiffs asked for Jones' emails as part of discovery. Jones is a dumbass, and just, like, turned over his entire email server, which included child porn that people sent to him.

So Jones sent the parents of dead kids that are suing him child pornography, but not out of malice, out of pure incompetence.

Because 2019.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:01 pm

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1568415/t ... in-dorset/

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:48 am

Our glorious cyberpunk future:

https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/28/2083 ... rt-sex-toy

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:28 pm

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-seme ... ia-1459673

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:55 pm

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/epgb ... chaturbate

Again, 3dpd can't compete with 2d waifus.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:26 pm

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2020/04/ ... this-cute/

With rumors abounding about her imminent ascension to the North Korean throne, the Internet's artists and femdom lovers have taken an interest in potential supreme leader Kim Yo-jong.
Art and memes displaying the domineering potential dictator’s more endearing qualities have flooded the Internet recently:
Should the rumors of Kim Jong-un’s demise and his sister’s promotion to supreme leader turn out to be true, the inescapable slew of Rule 34 material will add some interesting aspects to future propaganda battles between the hermit kingdom and its democratic opponents.

Article itself is SFW, but the page in itself is very much not so, even with Adblockers set to kill instead of stun . .