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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
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Eh, Gwyneth Paltrow already made that sort of thing cool. Or horrific stupid.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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FrankTrollman wrote: Actually, our blood banking system is set up exactly the way you'd want it to be if you were a secret vampire conspiracy.
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:rofl:

That made my week.
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Quantum Bears are real.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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At first glance that looks phallic, but looking at it further I can't unsee a dalek posing dramatically while wearing an aviator scarf.
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The most messed up part is the suggestion to use mayonnaise as the scarf. Why not some kind of dairy cream? Clearly goes better with the banana. The choice of lettuce for the base is pretty questionable, too.
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Candle Salad is a Mormon delicacy. That means:
  • It tastes exactly as bad as it seems like it would.
  • The fact that it looks like a penis is entirely intentional.
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As a former Mormon, I can vouch for the fact that this was never a thing in any branch of the church I participated in.

The salad became associated with Mormons after it was published in their kids' magazine The Friend in 2008 (the year I stopped attending). It's way older than that, though. The first mention of it is from the 1920s, and there's no church involved.
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Beautifull machine.
I am of the opinion they should build cars and motorcycles that look like the old models of mustang, camaro, challenger etc. but build them with modern tech and materials . . A classic looking cadillac or oldsmobile or lincoln town car or corvette or viper but with modern tech and materials, that would be wonderfull *-*
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X-Wing vs TIE Fighters, WW2 model kit mashup

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It's the P-38 Lightning and J7M1 Shinden (IRL only in prototype stage)
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I mean I know I'm not a big fan of puzzle games, but having a futuristic anti-professor leyton kit with blue underlights for the items seems a bit excessive.
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