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hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:15 pm

Ancient History wrote:

Well, Dr. Pepper has a medical degree but Mellow Yellow is probably a serial killer. So, I guess it depends on what the contest is. In a fight, I'd give it to ML. But DP wins anything related to medicine.

Chamomile · Post by **Chamomile** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 12:34 am

Dr. Pepper reminds me of Red Blood Cell from Cells at Work crossed with that one doctor from the UK from Real Doctor Watches Cells at Work, so I feel like she'd "win" the fight in that a pale super soldier would bust out of the vents and stab Mello Yello to death at the last second.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:06 pm

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:14 pm

Ancient History wrote:

Victor Von Doom is part of the New Avengers?

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 9:28 pm

Lessee.... looks like Masterpiece Optimus Prime (can't tell which one... maybe MP-10?), what appears to be Generations Starscream (or one of the million redecos of that mold,) "Special Edition" Universe Megatron, and... Pretender Bumblebee. Plus Godzilla from the "puppy-eyed" era of the 70's.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:24 pm

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:11 pm

Hicks · Post by **Hicks** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:56 am

Does that mean Trump's 2020 presidential slogan is going to be, "Make America Cannibals Again?"

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:36 pm

Prak wrote:

That pretty well sums up the issues with the 2-party system the US is stuck with.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:06 pm

Hicks wrote:Does that mean Trump's 2020 presidential slogan is going to be, "Make America Cannibals Again?"

To be fair, it WOULD get rid of the obesity problem i guess.

GreatGreyShrike · Post by **GreatGreyShrike** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:57 pm

Hicks wrote:Does that mean Trump's 2020 presidential slogan is going to be, "Make America Cannibals Again?"

The (EXTREMELY NSFW video and audio!) prophecy is coming true

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:09 am

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:32 am

Why?

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:14 am

There's an old Donald Duck comic where he goes in search of a source of square eggs. Apparently the savings in storage would accumulate into a monstrous profit to big egg agribusiness.

But as for this thing: novelty. Like the square watermelons.

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:47 am

angelfromanotherpin wrote:There's an old Donald Duck comic where he goes in search of a source of square eggs. Apparently the savings in storage would accumulate into a monstrous profit to big egg agribusiness.

Hard-boiled egg tubes are already used for that purpose.

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:15 pm

Any ovoid shape is going to have empty space between the eggs. For maximum efficiency, you probably want cylindrical eggs (like jumbo marshmallows). If you want to avoid having the tubes roll, or minimize space between tubes, you want hexagonal or square eggs. However, I don't think anyone on the consumer side actually WANTS maximum efficiency in their egg packing.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:42 pm

I remember when I was young they were trying to grow cube watermelons and tomatoes (and probably everything else) to save on shipping costs. Turns out, the savings is less than the cost of making things grow as cubes, and cube fruit probably isn't great for the plant.

Also, you need to peel the egg while it's still warm, and you get one cube egg? Then why buy a machine to start with?

And Deaddm, if customers didn't want stupid shit, nobody would be selling solar-powered flashlights.

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erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:07 pm

You know the solar powered flashlights charge batteries, right?

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:26 pm

Iduno wrote: And Deaddm, if customers didn't want stupid shit, nobody would be selling solar-powered flashlights.

One of my coolest possessions (particularly after civilization collapses) is an LED lantern that can be charged via solar. It also has a crank dynamo, so I could recharge it at night, too. I can also use it to charge my cell phone, so even if there are no electrical substations, I can still play my downloaded music. I like to think that the end of world will be easier to bear with some bitchin' tunes.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:11 pm

erik wrote:You know the solar powered flashlights charge batteries, right?

Yes. Although it originally started as a joke item, and is still bought to use as a joke item that's also theoretically useful.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:16 pm

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:51 am

Iduno wrote:Also, you need to peel the egg while it's still warm, and you get one cube egg? Then why buy a machine to start with?

That was my problem with it. You can't even serve the eggs at a party for novelty because you have to cube them one at a time, and they take an hour to set. I don't know about anyone else here, but I store my hardboiled eggs in the shell so they don't get nasty. So... It's basically something that should be relegated to old timey ads. Which is where it seemed to be, until I googled it and got a hit from Amazon. The damned things are $13!

Ancient History wrote:<posted a huge image>

Dude. That's sweet. I reverse image-searched it, and it's even sweeter because it's also a trumpet.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:26 pm

When Fox News is unintentionally accurate:

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:02 pm

erik · Post by **erik** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:15 pm

Is that a pump action pistol? That’s what I want for Death Christmas!