Warhams 40k 8th edition stuff
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Warhams 40k 8th edition stuff
Reducing flak to flinders!
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And who allowed him to tinker with the big E's work like that?
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I'd assume Rawbutt Girlyman, since he got into Great Leader's throne room and out alive even after helping Cypher to Earth. Also since Cawl helped resurrect him.
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Let's also talk about the Reivers.
Firstly: I know you changed the spelling of "reaver" into something you can copyright there, but YOU ALREADY HAVE REAVERS IN THE GAME YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Pictured: apparently the new Space Marine?
Secondly: they're releasing mono-pose zero-option plastic-snap-shit versions before the normal versions. Meaning the datasheet in the box actually straight-up says they have the Ultra Marines tag (to go with the plastic being blue!) and they have a unit size of 3 (whereas they'll probably end up being 5-10 or at the very least 3-9 or something in the final thing) and can't take Grav-Chutes. The whole article talking about their deep strike ability actually doesn't apply to them yet. They are a close combat unit that has to walk into close combat from the deployment zone like chumps.
Thirdly: their wargear is seriously just "Combat Knife (so +1 Attack at normal profile) and Bolt Pistol with -1 AP" aside from having both types of grenade and a new special grenade that makes the frag grenades unnecessary as it does everything frags do except better.
Finally: okay, so they have new technology that lets them scream super loud at people. New, state-of-the-art technology never seen before and certainly not heretical in any way.
Firstly: I know you changed the spelling of "reaver" into something you can copyright there, but YOU ALREADY HAVE REAVERS IN THE GAME YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Pictured: apparently the new Space Marine?
Secondly: they're releasing mono-pose zero-option plastic-snap-shit versions before the normal versions. Meaning the datasheet in the box actually straight-up says they have the Ultra Marines tag (to go with the plastic being blue!) and they have a unit size of 3 (whereas they'll probably end up being 5-10 or at the very least 3-9 or something in the final thing) and can't take Grav-Chutes. The whole article talking about their deep strike ability actually doesn't apply to them yet. They are a close combat unit that has to walk into close combat from the deployment zone like chumps.
Thirdly: their wargear is seriously just "Combat Knife (so +1 Attack at normal profile) and Bolt Pistol with -1 AP" aside from having both types of grenade and a new special grenade that makes the frag grenades unnecessary as it does everything frags do except better.
Finally: okay, so they have new technology that lets them scream super loud at people. New, state-of-the-art technology never seen before and certainly not heretical in any way.
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So . . Scowl == Fabius Bile then?
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Huh...apparently they didn't rename the DE reavers yet. Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers and have other things called reavers.
I think DE reavers make more sense, though, in that the drukhari are piratical.
I agree with FrankTrollman, though, the fluff is even worse than the old even worse stuff.
I think DE reavers make more sense, though, in that the drukhari are piratical.
I agree with FrankTrollman, though, the fluff is even worse than the old even worse stuff.
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Because it's stupid and they should feel stupid for doing it.Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It is, but it compares favourably with more or less all the names GW has come up with recently.Stahlseele wrote:Because it's stupid and they should feel stupid for doing it.Though I don't see why they can't call their marines reivers
It would be better if they were to perhaps do some reiving, though.
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or rivering
or reversing
or literally ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT
or reversing
or literally ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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The need shouldn't arise, as they already have corrosive acid saliva strong enough to kill people40k wrote:or even bite through a metal cable should the need arise
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A naked, stripped down Primaris marine gnawing and tonguing the metal cable gagging his mouth to make his heroic escapephlapjackage wrote:The need shouldn't arise, as they already have corrosive acid saliva strong enough to kill people40k wrote:or even bite through a metal cable should the need arise
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Because that is heretech. Not imperium developed and sanctioned.CapnTthePirateG wrote:Why the fuck would you salvage super yelling over Tau or Necron rifles?
Still, they have the betchers gland which basically gives them spit like a xenomorphs blood that can and will eat through steel in a matter of minutes.OgreBattle wrote: A naked, stripped down Primaris marine gnawing and tonguing the metal cable gagging his mouth to make his heroic escape
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Welcome, to IronHell.
Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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There are chapters where some of the Space Marine upgrades don't work. Notably the Imperial Fists explicitly don't have acid spit or the ability to enter suspended animation, unlike most marines.
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And for others the omnomnomophagea (eat somebody to know what he knew mouth/brain interface) does not work.
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
Somewhat old news, but 30k is remaining with 7th edition rules and even got their own base rulebook.
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Well from the stat cards they're showing off (and the return of templates, scatter dice, and especially ammo/jam dice, which have been gone since 2nd), they're doing a weird hybrid of 2nd and 8th edition rules, which is pretty much right fucked. To hit modifiers, returning a bunch of old mental characteristics (all pretty much redundant) and all the keyword spam of the new edition.deaddmwalking wrote:Necromunda
I have no ideas if the rules are good, but I liked this game in 1996.
But the boxed game isn't necromunda. Its Necromunda Underhives. Which sounds trivial, but all the campaign rules and terrain rules for 3d terrain and stuff that people actually remember from Necromunda will be sold separately in a $30 book next to the box with the flat dungeon board and two incomplete* gangs selling for probably $120-150. So... they deliberately ripped a core part of the game rules out to sell separately. Classy shit.
*no juves, which are confirmed for being in the game, and probably lacking some of the specialist options that will be in the inevitable individual gang sets, so you can buy 'em all again.
Add in some tactics cards so they can follow the FFG model of selling you a largely empty box with a couple models and some game winning cards, as they're doing with Shadespire*. The shadespire expansion warbands are 30 fucking dollars a piece for 4, 5 or 7 models and some cards, and necromunda gangs are typically bigger (up to twice as big, plus there are weapon options to consider, which shadespire doesn't have), so the price point on those is going to be super fun.
And it will apparently take to sometime mid-next year to get the six basic gangs out, so... enjoy that.
This is a nostalgia boner release for 'New GW' to continue testing out the big boy model of exploitative sales tactics.
*The big issue with the shadespire game is it is theoretically a $60 game. But each new warband comes with new universal cards that can be slotted into your card deck, making it better... at $30 per expansion. So for people who want to win, it's already a $120 game, soon to be a $150 game] Plus, the general pricing is just poor: for the 'orruk' warband, the pricing works out to $7.50 a model. If you just buy the current orruk boxed set, it's $3.53 a model. Skeletons are even worse. $30 for 7 rather than $25 for 10.
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