Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:41 am

Anarchist librarian kid, folks. Doing Ghost's work.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:57 am

You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.

I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 6:14 pm

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:19 pm

OH FUCK WHAT WAS THE SAFE WORD AGAIN

PINEAPPLE

HIPPOPOTAMUS

LINUX

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:46 pm

Teacup.

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 9:12 pm

PhoneLobster · Post by **PhoneLobster** » Sun Apr 17, 2016 9:41 pm

Latest Australian wildlife just down the road from us?

A tiny invisible nematode that gets onto your skin when you are gardening and then SLOWLY EATS YOUR SKIN OFF.

Gardeners in that area are now advised to wear gloves at all times while gardening, that should do right?

Ice9 · Post by **Ice9** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:18 am

Kaelik wrote:You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.

I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.

... so that you can be a jerk? I don't even get what this post is saying; the sentences seem to be in opposition to each-other.

Longes · Post by **Longes** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:56 am

TOZ · Post by **TOZ** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:05 pm

Ice9 wrote:
Kaelik wrote:You know, all those... People enforcing Big Government Laws against lending your property. For fucks sake. Solution is really easy. Fuck Private Schools.

I want to find that punk, and borrow all their books and keep them, and laugh manically.
... so that you can be a jerk? I don't even get what this post is saying; the sentences seem to be in opposition to each-other.

All it would really do is set the kid back some cash, and make him institute a 'one book at a time' policy as well as a blacklist.

SlyJohnny · Post by **SlyJohnny** » Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:43 pm

As much as I hate to interrupt Kaelik's incoherent ranting, the entire story is probably a fake anyway.

http://lj.libraryjournal.com/blogs/anno ... e-lockers/

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:48 pm

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:32 pm

"klaatu barada . . *cough cough cough* close enough!"

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:08 pm

Count Arioch the 28th · Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:26 pm

I want to go to Australia because of the wildlife. Especially the spiders.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:40 pm

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:39 am

Wall of fog, 1920's edition:

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:44 pm

I hate Seinfeld (mostly because the man himself is one of those "damned pc kids, I'm not allowed to be funny anymore!!" shitheads), but this is actually pretty perfect. Although I think Kramer is probably more of a ranger...

MGuy · Post by **MGuy** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 11:56 pm

You hate him why exactly? I'm pretty sure he still does comedy even with the recent resurgence of PC culture.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:02 am

MGuy wrote:You hate him why exactly? I'm pretty sure he still does comedy even with the recent resurgence of PC culture.

He still does the comedy, he just also spends all his time complaining about how meany PC people are not letting him do comedy.

It's like being annoyed by a football player spending all his time on TV whining about how the game is shit now that he can't give people concussions.

It doesn't matter how good he is at his job, he talks all the time about it in a way that makes it clear he is a terrible person and he is totally wrong about objectively, what is going on in his profession.

RedstoneOrc · Post by **RedstoneOrc** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:59 am

Prak wrote: I hate Seinfeld (mostly because the man himself is one of those "damned pc kids, I'm not allowed to be funny anymore!!" shitheads), but this is actually pretty perfect. Although I think Kramer is probably more of a ranger...

Kramer is crazy and would be a binder. In Rifts he would be a Crazy. In Shadowrun Kramer would be a hacker.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:13 am

I was kind of remarking on the actor being a racist bag of shit.