Quotes, 2015
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Most of your quotes are usually from your wife, or you kid(s?).erik wrote:"Aw, come here you pathetic little cumrag. I want to see just how badly a human can fuck."
I really hope this one was the wife
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
Kaelik wrote:Most of your quotes are usually from your wife, or you kid(s?).erik wrote:"Aw, come here you pathetic little cumrag. I want to see just how badly a human can fuck."
I really hope this one was the wife
Heh, that was on my mind. That's why I posted it without attribution for the extra meta humor.
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FBMF missed this post when he split the threads, so I'm scrubbing it myself and reposting it in the other thread.
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"So, the character you've created is...Intern Boy."
"That's right! He has the powers of an intern in every field. From Assassin to Zoologist!"
"Okay..."
"And he can use his Intern Camouflage to convince other people he's an intern for their organization."
"How did you afford that?"
"I took a flaw that means Intern Boy can't disobey a direct command."
"You realize the other players are going to order you to fetch coffee and stuff and demand you roleplay it, right?"
"It's okay, I don't mind."
"Maybe you should change your name to Sub Boy."
"I don't want to be a nautical hero."
"That's right! He has the powers of an intern in every field. From Assassin to Zoologist!"
"Okay..."
"And he can use his Intern Camouflage to convince other people he's an intern for their organization."
"How did you afford that?"
"I took a flaw that means Intern Boy can't disobey a direct command."
"You realize the other players are going to order you to fetch coffee and stuff and demand you roleplay it, right?"
"It's okay, I don't mind."
"Maybe you should change your name to Sub Boy."
"I don't want to be a nautical hero."
Erik wrote: And now something topical.
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"Well, maybe the form of Platonic Idealism you encounter in reality is flawed, but there exists an ideal form..."
DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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"I don't like beautiful characters. Why is the character beautiful? What does that add to the story? Give me a character with scars. Give me a princess missing an arm, with the marks of a dragon on her. Let's see a hero that would fight for the bitch that would rip an orc's throat out with her teeth. Not a prize to be won, but someone whose trust and respect they have to earn - and want to."
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"Every four years, the United States of America must face how ugly its own people are. That is the purpose of elections. We have to look at our family, our neighbors, our friends, the professors at our colleges, the police on our streets, the people on the street and behind the pulpit and in the boardrooms and ask ourselves: 'Is this what we really believe? Can there be so many people in favor of these things that I detest? Why?' - and it is the questioning, the soul-searching, more than the popularity contest that makes us stronger."
- John Boston, "For Love of Country"
- John Boston, "For Love of Country"
Got a few!
yesterday: son to mrs erik: "If daddy wasn't married to you, I would"
yesterday again:
erik's aunt: "See you next time"
erik: "Like, we should do this again sometime?"
(she was in town for a funeral)
and today:
mrs erik "I don't like the smell of these, so I'm going to use them up" (as she dumped these horrific odor cubes in some melting device received as a present)
erik: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
p.s. now the smell is coming up from the basement and I may have to flee farther up the house
yesterday: son to mrs erik: "If daddy wasn't married to you, I would"
yesterday again:
erik's aunt: "See you next time"
erik: "Like, we should do this again sometime?"
(she was in town for a funeral)
and today:
mrs erik "I don't like the smell of these, so I'm going to use them up" (as she dumped these horrific odor cubes in some melting device received as a present)
erik: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
p.s. now the smell is coming up from the basement and I may have to flee farther up the house
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My coworker describing his expereince with online dating:
"I only had one success - and that didn't turn out well."
"I only had one success - and that didn't turn out well."
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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To be fair, he's probably correctDarth Rabbitt wrote:My 7 year old nephew, to his little brother wrote:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SEXISM!
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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"Is it not right, to set aside a time for remembrance and looking forward, for the ending of affairs and the beginning, for the renewal of oaths and the releasing of grudges? Shall we not measure ourselves to the very mystic hour, and light our fires against the darkness, to give thanks and make merry, or else sit somber in quiet contemplation? Even those who, be they think themselves friendless and alone, yet are joined together in that time, for though they dwell apart, they are as one with us in spirit, and I would drink their health all the same were they right here with me now."
- Succo, The Final Day
- Succo, The Final Day