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Well, I called it. This week hasn't been fun.

And now, on top of the grief and the other things, my wireless router has died, which means I get to set up a new one.

The one consolation is it waited until my income tax refund came in before it decided to die. The downside means I can't get on the internet with my -personal- computer.

Edit: Found out something that made it a little better.

My cousin was an organ donor. He died on Sunday. Today, Thursday, there's a man who can now see because he got Daryl's eyes.

Not gonna lie. I lost it and started crying when I found that out.
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Sorry Maxus, that's got to be tough :(. Thanks for sharing though, that was really awesome of him. :)
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brohug to Maxus.

I'm sorry about your loss.

I work in a clinic that does roughly 1% of the cornea transplants in the U.S. each year, and it makes a big difference to the recipients.
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I was terrorized by a bat this morning! I tell you, there's nothing more unique than waking up to see a giant black blob flying around your ceiling lamp.

Upon seeing it, I screamed like a little girl, and jumped from my bed out of the door and rolled into the floor. Then I spent the night on the couch downstairs in a terrified stupor. It was glorious.
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What happened to the bat?
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Post by fectin »

Bats carry rabies and follow fan blades.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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Related, serious note: if you happen to have any bites you didn't have when you went to bed the night before, you should definitely see a doctor about that. Pretty much immediately. If the bat is still around (I assume not), capturing it or having animal control capture it for testing would be great.
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The bat's still in the house, asleep either in the den or my bedroom (we aren't sure exactly which; we've barricaded both rooms to be safe). Currently we're waiting for nightfall, where we will then call Animal Control so they can safely and humanely remove this demon from the blackest pits of hell.

Also, fortunately, neither me or anyone else was bitten by said bat.

BAT UPDATE: So we heard the bat banging about in the den, and hurriedly called Animal Control. Of course, by the time the dude got here, the bat had gone back into hiding again...

So it's still there, waiting, planning.

The bat is a bastard. Nay, a nemesis, if you will.
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Could leave a window open and hope it exits. That's what I did when I was in a big honkin log cabin for vacation a couple years back and there was a bat in our room.

Worst that can happen is have more bats come in.

This is all presuming that however else the bat got in isn't still open.
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You get a net and net it. This is easy to do if you have ceiling fans, because bats will fly predictable paths around them.

Leaving the window open is also good.
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You get a net and net it. This is easy to do if you have ceiling fans, because bats will fly predictable paths around them.

Leaving the window open is also good.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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BAT UPDATE: The bat has been successfully removed from our home by Animal Control, and safely returned to the nightmare realm from hence it came. You can now return to your regularly scheduled lives.
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So, after 5 Years, i decided it was high time for a new computer.
I spent over 2000€ on this, without SSD, HDD or ODD.
And it's mostly what i had been wanting, when i put this together.
First 3dmark benchmark run puts it at better than 93% of all tested systems.
And it actually managed to get 1.5k points more than a system with a GTX Titan got.
I am still not sure how exactly that happened, but i ain't complaining.
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I designed the new system to be relatively quiet and cool running.
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Looking at how prices for these things have fallen, i am tempted to go and buy a new HDD and SSD for this system.
Seriously. 500GB SSD for under 200€? That's nuts!
For my first 128GB i paid more than 200€!
And for my 256GB i still paid more than 200€!

Now i need to convince my mother to sell me her old system so i can have 3 screens hooked up to this baby and use her old one as a kind of office-computer.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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My three year old nephew is a huge Transformers fan (he got some bootlegged transformers as a birthday gift at some point, and has wanted moar ever since) and I'm enjoying watching Beast Wars and Transformers animated with him (I'm as new to the franchise as he is). I need to correct him every now and then, e.g. he runs around shouting "Ratrap, TERRORIZE" and calls Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime. Well, I guess it's up to me to talk to him about the trucks and the monkeys.
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Thanks. That would be prime.
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Well there was that one episode where Rattrap got to show off his spy guy skills (out of like, three episodes) and played the traitor switching his trasformation command to terrorize...


Huh. Beast Wars could actually serve as a good in road to D&D. Rattrap is the iconic rogue, Blackarachnia the iconic assassin, Silverbolt the iconic paladin... it's a shame that there isn't really an iconic wizard or the like, although Optimus Primal does dip cleric in the sequal-series-which-shall-not-be-named.
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I always thought of Him as the Prime example of a Paladin O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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My son has become quite a builder in Minecraft. Today, he created a three dimensional human, complete with a digestive tract you could go inside and follow. There was an esophagus, a stomach, and a way out in a relatively anatomically correct manner. It was actually quite remarkable - I was really impressed.

Once done and satisfied that Mom thought he was awesome, Giovanni filled the stomach completely with farm animals (chickens, cows, sheep, and pigs), unblocked the butthole, and proceeded to laugh the whole while as the animals escaped into the rest of his world.
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*snickers*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Maj wrote:My son has become quite a builder in Minecraft. Today, he created a three dimensional human, complete with a digestive tract you could go inside and follow. There was an esophagus, a stomach, and a way out in a relatively anatomically correct manner. It was actually quite remarkable - I was really impressed.

Once done and satisfied that Mom thought he was awesome, Giovanni filled the stomach completely with farm animals (chickens, cows, sheep, and pigs), unblocked the butthole, and proceeded to laugh the whole while as the animals escaped into the rest of his world.
W...wow. How old is your son, again?

Because my 10-year old spends a lot of her time on minecraft crowding villagers into a swimming pool, to get them to make baby villagers, because she thinks they're cute.
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Why into a swimming pool?
Vanilla Villager-Farm is building lots of small houses with many doors if i remember correctly.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Why into a swimming pool?
Vanilla Villager-Farm is building lots of small houses with many doors if i remember correctly.
I thought it was building a 10 by 10 platform surrounded by 40 doors and roofed in.

EDIT: Although, come to think of it, water traps would be a great way to contain your villagers and force them to mate more often.
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PoliteNewb wrote:W...wow. How old is your son, again?

Because my 10-year old spends a lot of her time on minecraft crowding villagers into a swimming pool, to get them to make baby villagers, because she thinks they're cute.
He just hit 5 1/2. I had no idea that Minecraft (he plays the Android pocket version on Ess' Kindle) would be such a creative medium for him. He's built some crazy, crazy things that have just blown my mind. Hell, the fact that his brain thinks like that in 3D space blows my mind.

I'm thinking I might start grabbing screenshots and posting them.
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