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Prepare your walking shoes.
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Did any of you honestly think I wouldn't go through with it?
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Ancient History wrote:Prepare your walking shoes.
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Black strawberries.
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Somewhere, a game designer just got an idea. Hopefully he beats that weird hard on down before he gets to a pad of paper...
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Black strawberries.
Much as my eyes are drawn to red strawberries, the black ones somehow look more delicious. Maybe it's the shininess, or the fact that the yellow stands out against it so well, or that every colour goes well with black. But they look really nice.
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Prak_Anima wrote: Somewhere, a game designer just got an idea. Hopefully he beats that weird hard on down before he gets to a pad of paper...
Carlton Mellick III already did this:

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OK, so I know that Fighters don't get Perception checks, but seriously...how the fuck did THAT happen?
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@Essence:
No idea.
How fast are these?
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Stahlseele wrote:@Essence:
No idea.
How fast are these?
15'. I'd say "perhaps he was intrigued by the floating loot", but he's clearly walking away.
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Maybe it was dropped on them?
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Koumei wrote:
Ancient History wrote:
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Black strawberries.
Much as my eyes are drawn to red strawberries, the black ones somehow look more delicious. Maybe it's the shininess, or the fact that the yellow stands out against it so well, or that every colour goes well with black. But they look really nice.
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...or photoshop?
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Jesus Christ, you're cruel, Ogre.
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Maybe I just hate kids, but I thought Ogre's post was hilarious.
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I rather like kids, but I also found that hilarious. I felt like laughing and going "D'aawww" at the same time. I also like animals so I guess that helps.
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Well, I can see the humor in it, but I can also see each of those hurting like hell and scaring the kids. Maybe it's me having a two-year-old and knowing that she hates dogs bigger than her that knock her down all the time.

Typically, I find it more funny to see a dog headbutt a grown man in the nuts, or to tangle them in the leash and then go running. It might have something to do with whether or not the person in the situation is helpless, or it might just be a healthy dose of lol-parent-of-young-kid being overly sensitive.
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Okay, I didn't really look at like that. My sister's hyperactive kids (3 and 6) run around a lot and often fall down, or hurt themselves somehow. They might cry for maybe a minute or two, but then they start running around again laughing madly like before. I guess I was thinking of these like their minor injuries. But looking at some of these more carefully, I can understand your reaction.
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True. I suppose if I picture all the time my daughter brushes herself off while making a goofy face instead of all the times she sits there bawling, waiting to be picked up, those are much more funny.

Healthy dose of lol-parent-of-young-kid being overly sensitive it is!
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None of those pictures bothered me too much because none of them looked like they'd do any lasting damage to the kid. I wouldn't want to burst out laughing right in front of the guy, but they all look like little bumps that can be walked off in about five minutes.
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