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Cock Master
"I was referring to my specialization with the powers of chickens - but I like what you're thinking!"
There are those who wish to command the mighty and powerful forces of the elements, calling down the very representations of fire, water and other primal energies in humanoid form. Others seek to enchain the masters of the Abyss or the Nine Hells, forcing them to do their bidding. Still others want to commune with the angelic hosts and convince them to assist them. And some just wanna flood the world with chickens. Go fucking figure.
Making a Cock Master
Charisma is an important stat for you, as it powers most of your class abilities. Given that you don't wear much armour, Dexterity wouldn't hurt either. Everyone loves Constitution, and so should you.
Notes
Whenever this class refers to any save DC, it is always calculated as 10 + 1/2 the cock master's character level + the cock master's Charisma modifier, unless noted otherwise.
If this class refers to mimicking a spell, it is mimicked with a caster level equal to the cock master's character level.
BAB: Average
Saves: Good Will
Hit die: d8
Skill points: 6 + Int
Class skills: Appraise, Bluff, Climb, Concentration, Craft, Diplomacy, Disguise, Forgery, Gather Information, Handle Animal, Hide, Jump, Knowledge (geography, nature, nobility and royalty, religion), Listen, Move Silently, Perform, Profession, Ride, Search, Sense Motive, Spellcraft, Spot, Survival, Tumble
1: Cock-Friend, Barrel of Cocks, Cock-Puncher
2: Cockmongler, Mastery of Cocks
3: Angel/Demon Cock, Cock Revitalization
4: Gifts from the Cock, Tasty Cocks
5: Riding the Cock, Bigger Cocks
6: Cock-Rustler, House of Cock
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9: Riding the Even Bigger Cock, Even Bigger Cocks
10: Battered Cock
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20: Ultimate Mastery of Cock
Weapon and armour proficiencies: A cock master is proficient with all simple weapons, the lasso, all picks (including exotic ones), all flails (including exotic ones) and the trident. A cock master is proficient with light armour, light shields and heavy shields.
Cock-Friend (Ex): From 1st level, a cock master gains the friendship and companionship of a cock chicken. This gives and gets all the benefits of a raven familiar, counting the cock master's character level as their class level for the purpose of familiar abilities.
Barrel of Cocks (Sp): Somewhere, there exists an extra-dimensional space shaped like a cylinder, filled with endless chickens. Every cock master learns how to call a chicken from this place, requiring a standard action. The chicken can understand the cock master, despite them not sharing a language, and giving it an order requires a swift action, which requires the chicken to hear the cock master. Chickens aren't particularly clever, but can be given simple orders.
A cock master can have one such chicken in existence at any one time per class level. The chickens last 10 minutes, and then vanish. This is considered a [Summon] effect.
Cock-Puncher (Ex): A cock master knows exactly how to strike a chicken to make it explode into a gooey mess. With careful restraint, this exploding can be delayed by 1 round. Punching a chicken in this manner requires a move action, and the chicken to be punched must be within the cock master's natural reach.
The attack hits any chicken automatically. The cock master can either delay the chicken exploding (as described above), or have it explode immediately. Regardless, when a chicken so punched explodes, it creates a 10ft-radius blast, dealing 1d6 damage per level. A successful Reflex save halves this damage. The cock master is always immune to the damage dealt by exploding chickens (whether their own or those of another cock master).
It should be obvious, but it's worth stating anyway - any chicken that explodes in this way is dead. It can't be raised by anything weaker than true resurrection.
A cock master can have up to 1 chicken affected by Cock-Puncher in existence at a time. This improves to 2 chickens at 3rd character level, and an unlimited number at 5th level.
Cockmongler (Sp): Starting at 2nd level, a cock master learns to make a really creepy face. This requires a standard action, and has the same effect as cause fear.
At 3rd class level, this improves to mimicking scare. At 7th class level, this improves again to mimicking fear.
Mastery of Cocks (Ex): 2nd level cock masters are extremely attuned to chickens, and other similar birds (such as guinea fowl, quail, turkey, etc). This gives them a druid's wild empathy, except it only works on chickens and similar birds. They also get a +3 competence bonus on all skill checks related to chickens and similar birds.
Angel/Demon Cock: At 3rd level, if a cock master summons an ordinary chicken with their Barrel of Cocks ability, they can choose to make it a celestial chicken or fiendish chicken.
If a celestial chicken is subject to the Cock-Puncher ability, its explosion dazzles anyone it deals damage to, while a fiendish chicken that is subject to the Cock-Puncher ability has its explosion force a DC 15 Reflex save or set anyone affected on fire.
Cock Revitalization (Sp): Due to their connection to chickens, a 3rd level cock master can heal others with the power of the cock chicken. 3/day, the cock master can mimic either cure serious wounds or mass cure light wounds (each can be used 3/day).
Gifts from the Cock (Su): From 4th level, a cock master can conjure up real, wholesome chicken eggs, causing one to appear in their hand as a standard action. Apart from being tasty and nutritious, these can be thrown as part of the action that was used to create them, with a range of Medium (calculated as if for a spell with a caster level equal to the cock master's character level) and requiring a ranged touch attack. If the egg hits, it breaks, dealing 1d6 damage per character level. Additionally, because of the (literal) egg on the target's face, for the next hour, everyone they meet will have their reaction to the target be one step worse (to a minimum of unfriendly) regardless of what they do to improve it. Multiple eggs don't stack.
This is considered a [Creation] effect.
Tasty Cocks: At 4th level, a cock master that summons an ordinary chicken using Barrel of Cocks treats it as a [Calling], rather than a summoning effect. Additionally, if the chicken is butchered (rather than killed in combat, exploded using Cock-Puncher, drowned in lava, etc), it doesn't vanish, and thus, can be eaten. Delicious!
Additionally, anyone that eats a meal prepared using either a Barrel of Cocks-summoned chicken, or eggs from the Gifts of the Cock ability, will have their disposition towards the cock master raised by one level (to a maximum of helpful). Who knows, it might get the cock master some cock. If you know what I'm saying. For this to work, the ingredient must be a central feature of the dish - think Iron Chef here.
Riding the Cock (Ex): At 5th level, a cock master's chicken familiar grows enormously in size, becoming a dire chicken. It still keeps its familiar bonuses, and it can be used as a mount if you're so inclined.
Bigger Cocks: 5th level cock masters can summon dire chickens with their Barrel of Cocks ability. Summoning one of these is considered the same as summoning 4 ordinary chickens.
If Cock-Punch is used on one of these chickens, the explosion forces everyone dealt damage by it to become slowed for 1d4 rounds. A successful Fort save reduces this to 1 round.
Cock-Rustler: A 6th-level cock master is famous in the world of cock, and attracts other cock-loving and cock-related professionals to their fold - usually by 'stealing them away'. They gain followers (as if from the Leadership feat), except that all their followers must be one of the following: chickens (or birds that resemble them), professionals which work with chickens (like butchers, people who make down pillows, chicken farmers etc), or professionals that work with 'the other cock' (who are a bit confused).
House of Cock: A 6th level cock master gets himself a house on chicken legs - just like Baba Yaga. It's located somewhere in the woods on the home plane of the cock master. Its chicken legs allow it to move around as if it had a speed of 30ft. It can accommodate 10 people comfortably inside it.
Riding the Even Bigger Cock (Ex): At 9th level, a cock master's chicken familiar grows even bigger, gaining the same statistics as an achaierai, except instead of its bite attack, it gains a peck attack with the same modifiers, that deals piercing damage. It still keeps its familiar bonuses, and it can be used as a mount if you're so inclined.
Even Bigger Cocks: 9th level cock masters can summon even bigger chickens with their Barrel of Cocks ability. These have the same statistics as an achaierai, except instead of their bite attack, they gains a peck attack with the same modifiers, that deals piercing damage. Summoning one of these is considered the same as summoning 8 ordinary chickens.
If Cock-Punch is used on one of these chickens, the explosion forces everyone dealt damage by it to become stunned for 1d4 rounds. A successful Fort save negates this.
Battered Cock (Sp): By spending an hour with some cheap ingredients and a chicken they kill, a 10th level cock master can create a portion of a chicken dish so good, it revives the dead - literally! Anyone who is 'fed' some of this chicken dish is affected as if by raise dead (but they have to 'eat' the whole portion!). Everyone else simply treats this as either break enchantment or heal (the eater's choice). Eating this dish requires a standard action (as is 'feeding' it to a corpse). A cock master can only make one portion of this dish each day per point of Charisma modifier. If your Charisma modifier changes, the change has to last 24 hours in order for it to change the number of uses of this ability.
Ultimate Mastery of Cock (Ex): At 20th level, everyone else wins DnD, but not so for the cock master. Instead, all chickens, professionals related to chickens, and professionals related to 'the other cock' (see the Cock-Rustler ability for a description of each of these) have a fanatical disposition toward the cock master, which can never be reduced in any way.
This isn't quite finished yet - I welcome suggestions, submissions and critique.
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Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Semi-relevant: Abyssal Turkey
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Needs to reference baba-yaga, an evil witch in Russian folklore who lives in a house that walks around on chicken legs. Eggs are symbols of life as well as creation; healing, reincarnation, as well as resurrection are things they should do, minor and major creation as well; very high level Cock Masters should be able to cast genesis once per day or so.
Write up your chicken stat block at the beginning/end of the class and reference it instead of telling me how to make a chicken in each special ability.
Your delayed chicken blast is broken at such low level, do not do it. Let them throw an additional chicken at 9th and 17th level. Needs a range
Write up your chicken stat block at the beginning/end of the class and reference it instead of telling me how to make a chicken in each special ability.
Your delayed chicken blast is broken at such low level, do not do it. Let them throw an additional chicken at 9th and 17th level. Needs a range
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shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
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And Koschei the Deathless, too.
Wikipedia wrote:
Koschei cannot be killed by conventional means targeting his body. His soul is hidden separate from his body inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest (sometimes the chest is crystal and/or gold), which is buried under a green oak tree, which is on the island of Buyan in the ocean. As long as his soul is safe, he cannot die. If the chest is dug up and opened, the hare will bolt away; if it is killed, the duck will emerge and try to fly off. Anyone possessing the egg has Koschei in their power. He begins to weaken, becomes sick, and immediately loses the use of his magic. If the egg is tossed about, he likewise is flung around against his will. If the egg or needle is broken (in some tales, this must be done by specifically breaking it against Koschei's forehead), Koschei will die.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
On referencing Slavic folklore - hellz yeah! Definitely gonna do that.
On delayed chicken blast being broken - why? It's just 1d6/level in a 10ft radius off something that can easily be shot with any missile weapon before it gets there.
On delayed chicken blast being broken - why? It's just 1d6/level in a 10ft radius off something that can easily be shot with any missile weapon before it gets there.
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Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
As a standard action in combat, cock punch does no save damage and is pretty ok. But you don't use it in combat, you pre-punch cocks Level + Charisma modifier rounds before the combat and blow your load as a poultry based nuclear warhead in the suprise round.
The maximum damage Cock punch does with at least 3 minutes and 6 seconds of warning is (level + charisma mod) * level.
Initial Charisma of 18, +5 for levels, +5 inherent @ level 11, +1/3 level enchantment bonus
If you were a barbarian with this same set up for constitution, and got cock punched in the suprise round by a same level cock master, you will die, no save, even if you rolled 12s for every single hit die, at every level of play! Whoops! Missed the fact that you have a reflex save for half. The barbarian still dies on a failed save if his Constitution is anything short of maxed.
I wrote this table, on a fucking phone, and I hate you for it; despite the hassle, it is needed to mathematically illustrate how this ability is unbalanced at every level of play. This is no save instant death. It is unfair, and should be changed
The maximum damage Cock punch does with at least 3 minutes and 6 seconds of warning is (level + charisma mod) * level.
Initial Charisma of 18, +5 for levels, +5 inherent @ level 11, +1/3 level enchantment bonus
| Level + Charisma Mod (Total Chickens) | Maximum Number of Damage Dice |
| 1 + 4 (5) | 5d6 |
| 2 + 4 (6) | 12d6 |
| 3 + 4 (7) | 21d6 |
| 4 + 5 (9) | 36d6 |
| 5 + 5 (10) | 50d6 |
| 6 + 5 (11) | 66d6 |
| 7 + 6 (13) | 91d6 |
| 8 + 6 (14) | 112d |
| 9 + 6 (15) | 135d6 |
| 10 + 7 (17) | 170d6 |
| 11 + 9 (20) | 220d6 |
| 12 + 10 (22) | 264d6 |
| 13 + 10 (23) | 299d6 |
| 14 + 10 (24) | 336d6 |
| 15 + 10 (25) | 375d6 |
| 16 + 11 (27) | 432d6 |
| 17 + 11 (28) | 476d6 |
| 18 + 12 (30) | 540d6 |
| 19 + 12 (31) | 589d6 |
| 20 + 12 (32) | 640d6 |
If you were a barbarian with this same set up for constitution, and got cock punched in the suprise round by a same level cock master, you will die, no save, even if you rolled 12s for every single hit die, at every level of play! Whoops! Missed the fact that you have a reflex save for half. The barbarian still dies on a failed save if his Constitution is anything short of maxed.
I wrote this table, on a fucking phone, and I hate you for it; despite the hassle, it is needed to mathematically illustrate how this ability is unbalanced at every level of play. This is no save instant death. It is unfair, and should be changed
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Whatever: Definitely going in there.
Hicks: Sorry for making you type that on the phone. Would making a maximum of 1 round delay fix these issues?
Hicks: Sorry for making you type that on the phone. Would making a maximum of 1 round delay fix these issues?
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Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
Need to work the chicken-and-egg question in there somewhere. Not sure how. Some kind of mind-affecting confusion attack, maybe a trap, maybe some kind of lockdown ability that works by imposing a circular dependency on an attacker's actions.
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Ordering a single chicken trained with handle animal is a move action, ordering a single summoned chicken is a swift action. Chickens can move up to 80 feet.
That means if you prepare for a long-ish time before combat, you can deal 3d6/lvl damage out to 80' with two DC 10 Handle Animal checks. Thereafter you can only deal 2d6/lvl damage out to 80', but will probably not be able to do that because you're going to get stunned or your chickens will get killed by collateral AoE damage, etc. If you know precisely where someone is going to show up, you can use your delay to totally kill them in a surprise round by detonating all your chickens in the spot they're standing, but that seems more like an edge case scenario.
Using the nuke at low levels is really the most dangerous thing right now. 3d6/lvl and 2d6/lvl damage is pretty fantastic in the low levels, and even a successful Reflex save can result in dead bodies. Maybe you can only have 1 cock punch at level 1, then 2 at level 3-5, then as many as you want afterward?
I recommend making it more explicit
That means if you prepare for a long-ish time before combat, you can deal 3d6/lvl damage out to 80' with two DC 10 Handle Animal checks. Thereafter you can only deal 2d6/lvl damage out to 80', but will probably not be able to do that because you're going to get stunned or your chickens will get killed by collateral AoE damage, etc. If you know precisely where someone is going to show up, you can use your delay to totally kill them in a surprise round by detonating all your chickens in the spot they're standing, but that seems more like an edge case scenario.
Using the nuke at low levels is really the most dangerous thing right now. 3d6/lvl and 2d6/lvl damage is pretty fantastic in the low levels, and even a successful Reflex save can result in dead bodies. Maybe you can only have 1 cock punch at level 1, then 2 at level 3-5, then as many as you want afterward?
I recommend making it more explicit
DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
Kaelik wrote:I invented saying mean things about Tussock.
-Cock Mage gets its own thread-
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Riding the Cock et al. could be collapsed into a single ability with function calls to specific levels. Also the cock companion progression should go (in emulation):
Raven>Dire Bat>Giant Eagle>Acherai>Wyvern>Tyrannosaurus or something similar.
Raven>Dire Bat>Giant Eagle>Acherai>Wyvern>Tyrannosaurus or something similar.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Ride a Huge Cock is having a summonable T-Rex mount
Don't Give a flying Cock is a summonable Roc that constantly radiates a magic circle vs. evil
Don't Give a flying Cock is a summonable Roc that constantly radiates a magic circle vs. evil
-Kid Radd
shadzar wrote:those training harder get more, and training less, don't get the more.
Stuff I've MadeLokathor wrote:Anything worth sniffing can't be sniffed
Made some changes to the Cock Master. Will make the Planar Chicken soon, and will link to it as soon as it's up. Hicks - does this version of Cock-Puncher allay your (totally-justified) balance concerns?
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Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
there's also this, which I statted for my Asyeun setting
Fire breathing Megachicken (half dragon huge chicken)
Huge Dragon
Hit Dice: 6d10 + 36
Initiative: + 4
Speed: 40’, Fly 80’ (average)
Armour Class: 16 ( – 2 size, + 8 natural) touch 4, flat footed
Base Attack/Grapple: “6/26”
Attack: 2 Claws + 18m (1d8 + 12) or Peck + 13m (2d6 + 18)
Full Attack: 2 Claws and Bite
Space/Reach: 15’/10’
Special Attacks: Breath Weapon (30’ Cone of 6d8 Fire, DC 19, usable 1/1d6 rounds), Trample (“1d8+18”)
Special Qualities: Low Light Vision, Darkvision 60’, Immune to Sleep, Paralysis and Fire
Saves: Fort + 11, Ref + 5, Will + 4
Abilities: Str 34, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 4 * , Wis 14, Cha 14
Skills: Jump + 25, Escape Artist (hens) or Intimidate (Roosters) + 19, Survival + 11
Feats: Improved Initiative, Large and In Charge, Stamp
CR: 4 (4 Firebreathing Megachickens in one encounter is an EL 8).
Fire breathing Megachicken (half dragon huge chicken)
Huge Dragon
Hit Dice: 6d10 + 36
Initiative: + 4
Speed: 40’, Fly 80’ (average)
Armour Class: 16 ( – 2 size, + 8 natural) touch 4, flat footed
Base Attack/Grapple: “6/26”
Attack: 2 Claws + 18m (1d8 + 12) or Peck + 13m (2d6 + 18)
Full Attack: 2 Claws and Bite
Space/Reach: 15’/10’
Special Attacks: Breath Weapon (30’ Cone of 6d8 Fire, DC 19, usable 1/1d6 rounds), Trample (“1d8+18”)
Special Qualities: Low Light Vision, Darkvision 60’, Immune to Sleep, Paralysis and Fire
Saves: Fort + 11, Ref + 5, Will + 4
Abilities: Str 34, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 4 * , Wis 14, Cha 14
Skills: Jump + 25, Escape Artist (hens) or Intimidate (Roosters) + 19, Survival + 11
Feats: Improved Initiative, Large and In Charge, Stamp
CR: 4 (4 Firebreathing Megachickens in one encounter is an EL 8).
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Noticed this on tumblr, thought it appropriate.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.