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Heh, this is the third place I've seen it, so far, and every time I've seen it, someone's neckbearded about Zangeif not being a villain. (one even *actually* neckbearded about how to pronounce Zangeif)
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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My brother did a bunch of work for Krogzilla Gets a Job - tjeck it out!
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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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Trolololo is metal O.o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CFnM4SY ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CFnM4SY ... r_embedded
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Shrapnel wrote:TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.
Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
How do you confuse a barbarian?
Put a greatsword a maul and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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I watched Prometheus with my father and sister earlier today. It's very entertaining seeing how many of our own questions get paralleled. Thanks.
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Somebody singing the Song of Durin's Awakening from LotR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU
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Some of the things, I can give a pass on.
There's some stuff that's dumbass characterization or plot-required stupidity, but a few things seem to be questions recognized and deliberately unanswered.
The old man seemed to be telling him to find out more, get some kind of results.Before David infects the guy, he asks "What would you do?" and gets an answer like "I'd do anything, go all the way". THEN he dips his finger into the glass, obviously influenced by That Guy's answer.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Yeah, I gave a pass on that one too. It's not like that guy was of any use by that point and he may well have volunteered if directly asked.
I can also attribute much of the stupidity to that they are led by freakin archaeologists knowingly heading into a xeno-biologist mission. No wonder they don't fucking know how to use space suits or understand simple shit like "just because it won't suffocate you in 2 minutes doesn't mean it is fucking safe".
The real suspension of disbelief is why the fuck were these morons chosen in the first place? I think Weyland was losing it, spent top dollar to recruit people and nobody could effectively question his judgment both because he was the boss and he also played his stupidity close to the vest until they got there. End result, people join up without knowing what they are going to do, just content that they are getting mad cash for it, and then they find out oh, we are completely the wrong people for this crazy mission which is the last whim of a desperate senile dying rich guy.
The real suspension of disbelief is why the fuck were these morons chosen in the first place? I think Weyland was losing it, spent top dollar to recruit people and nobody could effectively question his judgment both because he was the boss and he also played his stupidity close to the vest until they got there. End result, people join up without knowing what they are going to do, just content that they are getting mad cash for it, and then they find out oh, we are completely the wrong people for this crazy mission which is the last whim of a desperate senile dying rich guy.
Trailer for the d&d movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVwPgrQ_R_s
Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game
Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
Oh good, they slathered alignment stupidity all over it.ishy wrote:Trailer for the d&d movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVwPgrQ_R_s
I was more annoyed by how bad it looked. It looks like a student film on a ~200 dollar budget.
Gary Gygax wrote:The player’s path to role-playing mastery begins with a thorough understanding of the rules of the game
Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
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Yeah, that was pretty terrible. I actually couldn't recognize a single effect in that trailer, with the possible exception of the Lightning Javelin-that's-not-really-a-javelin.
Why do they keep trying? Clearly no big name in Hollywood is going to touch the D&D property at this point. Ready made audience not withstanding, because said ready made audience expects D&D movies to be terrible. At this point, they need to either find a big name producer who wants to throw down money and save the D&D movie franchise, or Hasbro needs to throw down the kind of money they did for Transformers.
Why do they keep trying? Clearly no big name in Hollywood is going to touch the D&D property at this point. Ready made audience not withstanding, because said ready made audience expects D&D movies to be terrible. At this point, they need to either find a big name producer who wants to throw down money and save the D&D movie franchise, or Hasbro needs to throw down the kind of money they did for Transformers.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Ugh, I need to make friends in the Theatre department at school. I'm pretty confident I could make something better...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Because they actually think that a movie made by dedicated LARP gamers with access to a camera and computer is the best that D&D has to offer.Prak wrote:Why do they keep trying?
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
Except I'm pretty sure dedicated LARPers with a camera and computer could do better...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
TSR made a shitty deal where they sold the license to make D&D films to the company that made the first D&D movie. That company then transferred the license to Silver Pictures which makes it a shame that the second movie was as terrible as it was. Following with a tradition of failure the license is now apparently held by Zinc Entertainment Inc. No idea what they've done. It appears to be a deal where as long as movies keep being churned out or the license is transferred, and movies keep being churned out, whatever company is the license holder gets to keep the rights as long as they want.Prak_Anima wrote:Yeah, that was pretty terrible. I actually couldn't recognize a single effect in that trailer, with the possible exception of the Lightning Javelin-that's-not-really-a-javelin.
Why do they keep trying? Clearly no big name in Hollywood is going to touch the D&D property at this point. Ready made audience not withstanding, because said ready made audience expects D&D movies to be terrible. At this point, they need to either find a big name producer who wants to throw down money and save the D&D movie franchise, or Hasbro needs to throw down the kind of money they did for Transformers.
...I now suddenly wonder how much the D&D movie rights are worth. A Tome movie could be awesome, what with there being at least a dozen metaplots already outlined.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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http://youtu.be/LFHPKAPDOck
Came across it while looking for a different piece of religious crazy. Apparently Sunnis are whores and homosexuals
Came across it while looking for a different piece of religious crazy. Apparently Sunnis are whores and homosexuals
His logic goes roughly like this:Sarandosil wrote:http://youtu.be/LFHPKAPDOck
Came across it while looking for a different piece of religious crazy. Apparently Sunnis are whores and homosexuals
1) Take anything ever.
2) It's a passive homosexual!
3) No, that's it.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
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DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
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