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oh damn, forgot to put prtender in. Will do it in a few minutes.
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Nevermind. Can't blame you guys for starting without.
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Wait, if orion isn't in this game, then who is the 6th player?
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Someone playing Helheim, apparently.
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OK, wtf. Who is our mystery Helheim?
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Post by Orion »

Dunno, I have Devaki Sita, the goddess of light ready to go any time.
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Post by DSMatticus »

I guess we unstart the game and resubmit pretenders, without the uninvited guest? Does that work? Not really sure.
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Admin can delete pretenders so yeah. Restart will work.
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By popular request, a restart will be done shortly. Whoever our mystery Helheim is, I hope he isn't coming back.
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Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
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Now you just need to delete Helheim's pretender (however that's done, Korwin said it was possible) so Orion can send his in.
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DSMatticus wrote:Now you just need to delete Helheim's pretender (however that's done, Korwin said it was possible) so Orion can send his in.
Just did that now. Was playing out my turn in our other MA game.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
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I'm in.
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Post by DSMatticus »

I wonder who that is on the other side of the Sea of Carassos from me? We already have a border to negotiate. And we should probably figure out how we'd like to split these nearby islands to avoid any unnecessary antagonizing of one another.
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Post by K »

There are actually two nations across the Sea of Carassos. On the eastern side, two are wedged next to each other though they have no connections.

I claim my island. Depending on how expansion goes, we'll see about the rest.
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The Mind-Lords of R'lyeh bid greetings to bright Aybsia, the Flame-Princes.
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Ancient History wrote:The Mind-Lords of R'lyeh bid greetings to bright Aybsia, the Flame-Princes.
Hell cannot come to the oceans. We greet you.
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Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
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Post by Orion »

Kailasa is selling blood slaves. WTB death, water, astral.
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Greetings to Lanka, our first neighbor. Pretty much as expected. Our current border seems reasonable; you have your island, I have mine. Would you like to formalize it with an NAP-3 so we can continue expansion elsewhere without worry?
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Post by K »

The great nation of Lanka finds this to be acceptable. Perhaps we can open trade negotiations to acquire salty human-flesh.
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Post by Orion »

Hey Abysia, I don't suppose there's any chance of persuading you to get the fuck off my island?
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Orion wrote:Hey Abysia, I don't suppose there's any chance of persuading you to get the fuck off my island?
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Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
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Post by Drago0661 »

[SBa]

Greetings Abysia, gentlemen from Hell,

It would seem as though you have stepped onto our island.

Would you kindly leave, the Eagle King squadron is about to deploy soon, and we wouldn't want any "casualties" now would we.

-Caelum

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Post by koz »

Not one step back. We are however, willing to let your cold lands lie where they stand.
Everything I learned about DnD, I learned from Frank Trollman.
Kaelik wrote:You are so full of Strawmen that I can only assume you actually shit actual straw.
souran wrote:...uber, nerd-rage-inducing, minutia-devoted, pointless blithering shit.
Schwarzkopf wrote:The Den, your one-stop shop for in-depth analysis of Dungeons & Dragons and distressingly credible threats of oral rape.
DSM wrote:Apparently, The GM's Going To Punch You in Your Goddamned Face edition of D&D is getting more traction than I expected. Well, it beats playing 4th. Probably 5th, too.
Frank Trollman wrote:Giving someone a mouth full of cock is a standard action.
PoliteNewb wrote:If size means anything, it's what position you have to get in to give a BJ.
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Post by DSMatticus »

Fair warning to Caelum; if you're about to fling eagle kings far and wide, our capital is on one island, adjacent to a second island, and two hops from a third; you are already on one of those islands and are likely to expand onto a second. We'll see how you expand, but for now we'd like you to know that we are unnegotiably claiming Sermioc. Sonria is in a similar position; certainly no further west than that.
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Post by Drago0661 »

[SBa]
Greetings Sauromatia,

Fear not, for we know where you are, and we intend to capture our island a and the island linked to it via a bridge only, for now.

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