Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:14 pm
I'm not sure whether this thread is a rousing success or an abject failure, after that.PoliteNewb wrote:tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:53 pm
Sig it and move on.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:49 pm
Or he could use Alter Self, like somebody else suggested.Aharon wrote:@PoliteNewb
If the old wrinkly wizard is nice enough to use polymorph, you don't have to deal with beard&balls. The OP's scenario however is based on disguise self, which doesn't change tactile sensation
But yeah, you're right...if I go to stroke some quim and feel a nutsack, I'm outta there.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:20 pm
Considering that this thread was created to move a dead conversation away from a dead thread because it was derailing it, I think we know the answer to that question.A Man In Black wrote:I'm not sure whether this thread is a rousing success or an abject failure, after that.PoliteNewb wrote:tl/dr: I am fine with getting a BJ from a convincing tranny.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:18 pm
Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:39 pm
All this talk of BJs may cause it to arouse more than that.Hicks wrote:Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:38 am
Get your ass in the penalty box for making bad puns.Datawolf wrote:All this talk of BJs may cause it to arouse more than that.Hicks wrote:Clearly, this thread is a rousing failure!Dragonball should've wrote:Vageeta! What does the scouter say about this thread's derp level?
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
WAT!? NINE THOUSAND!
To stay on topic: FR has some good parts, but it's mostly a steaming bag of shit that makes no sense whatsoever. Also, wizards are overrated.
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:53 am
No! This thread is now about magical trannies. Or we could just let it die. Emphasis on the latter option.RelentlessImp wrote:To stay on topic
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:50 pm
Votes for the magic trannies and the fundamental question as to whether or not magically transforming into a female eliminates any concerns about hat your original gender was.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:21 pm
I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves than one chapter of that douchebag Raistlin. And I'd rather watch the Last Airbender movie than experience either of those.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:28 pm
Lago PARANOIA wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves than one chapter of that douchebag Raistlin. And I'd rather watch the Last Airbender movie than experience either of those.
Ouch. I think I'd have to put Elminster sex above the Last Airbender movie. At least with Elminster Sex I can go into it knowing and expecting it to be terrible. With the Airbender movie I'd just keep thinking about how awesome it could have been if the director hadn't been a total retard.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:06 pm
When I was eleven, I liked Raistlin. I'm afraid of what I'll find if I go back and read those books again.
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:07 pm
I'd rather not have seen 'Elminster' and 'harem of elves' in the same sentence, but you went and ruined that.Lago wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves...
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:10 pm
Well I'm sure it is better than finding out at the end that everyone in the 'harem of elves' is actually Elminster too.DSMatticus wrote:I'd rather not have seen 'Elminster' and 'harem of elves' in the same sentence, but you went and ruined that.Lago wrote:I'd rather read ten chapters filled with loving descriptions of Elminister having Badass Coolperson Sex with his harem of elves...
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:32 pm
Well, there's nothing wrong with sex involving loving partners.
And it's pretty obvious that nobody loves Elminster aside from Ed Greenwood Elminster himself.
And it's pretty obvious that nobody loves Elminster aside from Ed Greenwood Elminster himself.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:27 am
Okay, WTF? I contribute to make this a beautiful post about tranny love, and it gets turned into something involving a masturbatory orgy of Elminster and other Elminsters (clones? simulacra?) polymorphed into elves.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:39 am
We're sorry we tainted your beautiful tranny love post with our sick, twisted perversions. We can't help it, it's some kind of disease.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:42 am
Hate for anti-hero Mary Sues is not a disease. 
More of a sign of sanity if you ask me.
More of a sign of sanity if you ask me.Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:51 pm
Sigged.PoliteNewb wrote:Okay, WTF? I contribute to make this a beautiful post about tranny love, and it gets turned into something involving a masturbatory orgy of Elminster and other Elminsters (clones? simulacra?) polymorphed into elves.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:15 pm
That's the problem! No one can fap to Elminster. You ruined the thread.Lago PARANOIA wrote:Hate for anti-hero Mary Sues is not a disease.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:26 pm
I liked Raistlin for the same reason I liked Light Yagami, even though to a lesser degree. They should have emphasized the evil of his actions more and the scenes where his brother was on the verge of killing him were annoying.
The one I REALLY ended up hating was Mina (or was it Mika? Whatever.). FUCK her.
The one I REALLY ended up hating was Mina (or was it Mika? Whatever.). FUCK her.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:51 pm
Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.Dominicius wrote:I liked Raistlin for the same reason I liked Light Yagami, even though to a lesser degree. They should have emphasized the evil of his actions more and the scenes where his brother was on the verge of killing him were annoying.
The one I REALLY ended up hating was Mina (or was it Mika? Whatever.). FUCK her.
One shitty setting at a time, please.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:53 pm
Oh, bugger all, the only thing worse than that Mina trilogy was the minotaur one. The Mina trilogy was bearable, the X of Blood series I finished pretty much just because I'd already bought the first one and I was obsessive about finishing book series back then. I mean, even more than I am now.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:28 pm
I think the FR topic can be summed up with "We all hate Elminster".PoliteNewb wrote: Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.
One shitty setting at a time, please.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:35 pm
Now it's time to move on to hating Mina. Our hate contains multitudes.Dominicius wrote:I think the FR topic can be summed up with "We all hate Elminster".PoliteNewb wrote: Hey, enough with the Dragonlance shit. This thread is about Forgotten Realms.
One shitty setting at a time, please.