The Gaming Den

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The Drinking Den! Read a thread and each time you see...

Cuss word (use your own standards here): 1 drink

"Barrel of cocks": 2 drink

Threat of rape: 3 drinks

Suggestion that somebody has a mental handicap: 4 drinks

Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks

Paragraph-long insult: 6 drinks

Shadzar post: Finish your drink, pour another (maybe 2?) and take a drink each time the post goes off topic.

Also, use the assumption that each drink is one shot of liquid, or 1.5 oz.

Fuck that shit, retard. I'm not going to fucking kill myself with alcohol poisoning just because you think it'd be hilarious. Go suck a barrel of cocks, you fucking misanthropic small-dicked fuckstick. I swear, if I didn't have ACTUAL SHIT TO DO I'd hunt you down and rape you with a bag of Florida fucking oranges.

Dipshit.

Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Cuss word (use your own standards here): 1 drink

Hahaha that's impossible.

Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks

Wait, what? I don't think I've seen this one.

Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Shadzar post: Finish your drink, pour another (maybe 2?) and take a drink each time the post goes off topic.

This is how I already handle shadzar posts. How the hell does anyone else do it?

DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.

Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!

Whatever wrote:

DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.

Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!

Eat shit and shit nails, you shit-stained pile of shit. Shit, you're such a giant steaming pile of shit that your shit must be half the shit you are. Why do you have to keep opening your shitty mouth and shitting all over everyone stupid enough to listen to your shit posts? Stop shitting up the world and die shit out your organs non-fatally.

Shit is kind of hard to use as frequently as fuck. Fuck is a valid addition to pretty much every word ever, including itself. Also, there is absolutely nothing hilarious about this conversation happening in a thread called Friendship is Magic. Nope.

DSMatticus wrote:

Pseudo_Stupidity wrote:Poster claiming they have a large penis: 5 drinks

Wait, what? I don't think I've seen this one.

I do remember that one time when Koumei and Kaelik (I think?) had an argument about who was the most into BDSM. Maybe the statement should be broadened.

Mostly, it's Count who seems unable to get through a page without mentioning that his penis is far too large, woe is him.

Yeah, it was a shoutout to Count, in case he still visits. It's pretty rare (needs to be a thread he posted in), so it got a large number of drinks.

I suppose drinking for cussing is a bit out of hand in the den, but it's the only thing I could think of that occurs pretty much every post. Sometimes you'll get long, insightful posts that don't even call somebody retarded/an aspie. They still have cussing, though.

I'm going to try this game out...hmm maybe tomorrow, and see if it's reasonable. As an example, the "Pathfinder is Still Bad" first page is worth a total of 8 drinks, all of them being the cause of cussing (specifically, fuck and shit). That rule may need to be changed.

DSMatticus wrote:

Whatever wrote:

DSMatticus wrote:Hahaha that's impossible.

Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker. Yeah, fuck you right in your fucking face, you fucking fuckface. Fuck, you fucking could not fuck a fucking fucker you fucking fuckless fuckwit. Fuck off and go fucking die live in a fucking fire. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!

Eat shit and shit nails, you shit-stained pile of shit. Shit, you're such a giant steaming pile of shit that your shit must be half the shit you are. Why do you have to keep opening your shitty mouth and shitting all over everyone stupid enough to listen to your shit posts? Stop shitting up the world and die shit out your organs non-fatally.

A pox on your firstborn child, you vile rapscallion!

You addle-paited, vain, fawning, impertinent, droning, beef-witted, fool-born churl! Spare us your pontificating blather! You lack the sense that God gave a dead fish! Your speech is as artless as breaking wind, and as foul!

You puny, craven, mewling, tottering, spleeny, tardy-gaited, wretched lout! You would not stand firm were your feet nailed down! There are none who show you even pity!

You rank, goatish, wicked, faithless, gutter-born, incestuous scoundrel! Your mother was a pox-addled strumpet, and your father was a cuckold! You live as a rat or a mongrel, scavenging in refuse heaps! Bathe thyself!

These are oddly adorable o.O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GdgUnZfO88

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Qg9MHB8zvc

I wish Hasbro would put out a line of plush ponies. I want to hug Princess Luna. A lot. And I'm not paying the ridiculous amount that people want on Etsy. Although I could learn to make plushes on my own, I won't buy one for hundreds of bucks but I would SELL them for that much, on the proviso that I take no returns. NONE.

My girlfriend has made them in the past, and usually charged in the 40 to 60 range; exactly how much I can't remember since it's been some time since she made them (competition with people who had expensive embroidery machines). Below is the first plushie she made.



I have one of her bat-winged pegasus guards on my bookshelf.

She has since moved to more profitable pastures, making customized blind bag ponies, like Loki or Private Pansy. They tend to sell in the 17 to 30 range, depending on which one.

Lol @ Pony Loki. (A good lol, not a negative one)

Yah, that one is good ^^

^^ x ∞

Yeah, I'm a little obsessed with Luna. Sue me.

Luna is best pony.
Woona is adowable and Gamer Luna strikes a chord with many people.
Too bad Gamer Luna has to share a site with Princess Molestia . .
Makes recommendating that one to anybody a bit hairy . .

Yeah, "Ask Princess Molestia" is so disgusting that I had to read the whole thing from the beginning. Twice.

It's a shame that it's so gross most of the time, because there are some REALLY fucking hilarious comics on that site.

Fair warning, it's EXTREMELY rare to find images from that tumblr site that are even THAT close to being work safe. I will not be responsible for your brain bleach bill if you go searching.

*snickers*
yeah, i went through the whole thing in one sitting too ^^

Cloud-Services and Pegasi do not mix

nope, not going there <.<
also, seems as if there are actually worse ones as of right now . .

and my little dashie seems to be a bit sad too, if the reactions from people are anything to judge on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNR5J1h50I

(Note, not really work safe)

On a completely and utterly non-related note, anyone have $140 I can borrow?

Worse: (fuckable plush, NSFW)

That's even worse than the Lyra fuzzy Slippers that the guy only made one of for some reason.

Wait... ewwwwwwwwww