Quotes 2020-2029

[Whipstitch]

Linda is a perfect comedy name. 2 syllables, and the second one is "duh." Half my enjoyment of Bob's Burgers just comes from H. Jon Benjamin saying Linda while exasperated.

[Mistborn]

"I for one trust Cap'n hobbly with my life"

"this is a mistake! he is not called Cap’n Hobbly because he is good at hip replacements!!!"

[Shatner]

2020 in one frame:

Not a quote, precisely, but I feel like it nonetheless speaks volumes.

[violence in the media]

"They're finance bros. Finance bros are like the dumbest people in the entire world. They're so stupid. That, you know, they'll hire someone like me, they'll hire an astrophysicist or a mathematician to run numbers for them and then they'll just ignore it. They don't pay attention to the smart people. They have the smart people program their trading computers and do all that stuff but then it comes down to, you know, Chet Chat Chad Chadsworth IV who's fourth generation business bro from Greenwich Connecticut who all he wants to do is play lacrosse and mack on high school girls. And, you know, all he cares about is getting his money now; and they don't think long term at all." --Houston Wade