Quotes 2020-2029

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:07 am

Looks like the quote threads are by years. Feel free to merge this with one of the other quote threads if you think that's more appropriate.

My 4-year-old daughter as we put on Disney's Animated Aladdin:

I have Jasmine toy....Jasmine tiger toy... Jasmine boy toy.

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:09 am

Bold of you to assume there will be a 2029.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:10 am

Time progresses linearly, erik.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:34 am

There won't be any quotes from humanity in 2029 though, because we'll have wiped ourselves out.

And nothing of value was lost.

Fwib · Post by **Fwib** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:41 am

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.

If civilisation is sufficiently destroyed, the calendar ceases to have meaning, so it's theoretically possible that there will not be a 2029...

[edit] Ninja'd

The Adventurer's Almanac · Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:41 am

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:00 am

My Nephew

"I can't wait for event"

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 3:03 pm

My son and I were just watching last night's Daily Show, and during the segment about Trump's waffling lawyer, he quipped, "Trump is stupid... AND contagious."

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 11:50 pm

"If terf is a slur, then how come you don't hear the kids on xbox live using it?"

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 6:15 pm

My nephew: Did you get a good night's sleep.
His dad: Yeah.
My Nephew: How dare you betray our family tradition!.

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:36 pm

That meat sauce. It’s like they figured out how to put “trusting a fart too much” into a taco shell.

Mistborn · Post by **Mistborn** » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:11 pm

"don’t ever pass the madoka magica boy the aux they’ll just start playing some weird ost with a name like vas defrens or some shit with weird italian chanting in the background"

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:09 pm

Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:08 pm

erik wrote:Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!

I hate questions like this because obviously it is the boiling point of water, but it discounts very important factors like atmospheric pressure. In Denver, water boils at 203 degrees. It'd be 160 degrees on Mount Everest.

Of course, it wouldn't be a very motivational speech to say 'you can achieve the same results with less work if you move to another company that doesn't put as much pressure on you'.

Foxwarrior · Post by **Foxwarrior** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:24 pm

Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:01 am

Foxwarrior wrote:Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

I was expecting a joke about getting rid of the dense people.

erik · Post by **erik** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:34 pm

deaddmwalking wrote:
erik wrote:Motivational speaker: Can anyone tell me what happens at 212 degrees Fahrenheit?
My smartarse hero coworker hollers out: You die!
I hate questions like this because obviously it is the boiling point of water, but it discounts very important factors like atmospheric pressure. In Denver, water boils at 203 degrees. It'd be 160 degrees on Mount Everest.

Of course, it wouldn't be a very motivational speech to say 'you can achieve the same results with less work if you move to another company that doesn't put as much pressure on you'.

I almost answered boiling point of water at 1 atmosphere but was so happy my comrade did a better answer.

Iduno · Post by **Iduno** » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:05 pm

Foxwarrior wrote:Ah, but less pressure goes with lower density, the motivational speech could be about how they expect better results from you now that they're laying off half the staff.

Not really. Water isn't what you would consider compressible.

Mistborn · Post by **Mistborn** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:08 am

"it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks"

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:38 am

Me: WWE is an essential service.
Gi: By that logic, Spencer's is an essential service.
Me: The dick boob noodle shop?
Gi: Yeah. It provides vital masturbation supplies which keep people at home.

Dogbert · Post by **Dogbert** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:28 am

The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.

Time is an illusion and all of time happens/happened at the same time.

angelfromanotherpin · Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:33 am

Dogbert wrote:
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Time progresses linearly, erik.
Time is an illusion and all of time happens/happened at the same time.

People say this, but I still have to get up for work in the morning.

The Adventurer's Almanac · Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:25 pm

Well excuse me for being a human who can only perceive time one way.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:43 pm

Time is a Window.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Tue May 12, 2020 8:47 pm

Gi: Linda sounds like a name that could be applied to a Karen.