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Quotes 2019
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:44 pm
by Mistborn
And, no matter what scary embellishments you’d choose to place on these creatures, whatever tentacles or spines or big snaggly teeth or hagfish mouths, just remember: one of them is wearing a black coat, a pair of pinstriped pants, and a top hat.
-Leila Hann's
review of The Shadow Over Innsmouth
Re: Quotes 2019
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:48 pm
by RobbyPants
From another forum:
Chas wrote:Trump could have avoided this whole mess by just telling his base that his wall is going to be very high-tech, the most high-tech wall the world has ever seen. It's so high-tech, believe me.
But he's too fucking stupid to do that.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:57 pm
by Fwib
The Emperor's New Wall. Made of microwaves and sonic beams...
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:44 am
by Koumei
erik wrote:I had more snickers than after I raid my kids’ Halloween hauls.
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:20 pm
by Usamimi
Kaelik wrote:Trump is the least popular president ever, didn't even win his own fucking election that he did win, the people haven't been tricked into uniting behind him to protect from an actual foreign enemy of our own making as it was, and unlike Bush, who ran on basically what he is, a tax cutting idiot who's a nice guy to have a beer with, Trump ran on universal healthcare, no wars, and down with bankers and the establishment.
He's president, the bankers run his entire policy center except the part about doing wars where he does the wars, and he is making everyone's healthcare worse, and all the people who were apathetic because of certain clinton victory and/or "both parties are the same" are INSANELY aware that both parties aren't the same and that it isn't a sure thing.
He's not going to win because every single extremely stupid thing that uniquely pushed him over the top where normal republicans won't went in his favor last time won't this time.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 5:18 am
by erik
My brother insists the apartments on his floor have a termite infestation. I think there’s some holes in his story.
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:20 pm
by erik
Son 2: you killed innocent people!
Erik: nobody likes a backseat driver son.
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:20 am
by erik
Son2: "Are you two talking about how you're the tooth fairy?"
Busted.
I guess we weren't discussing placing the money tonight as quietly as we thought.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:15 am
by Shrapnel
"Behold, I am nude, and thus impervious to all social customs and norms!"
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:39 am
by erik
son2 (just randomly blurts out): put your pussy in my pussy.
mrs erik: what?
erik: what did you say?
son2: put your pussy in my pussy.
erik: you don't know what that means do you? if you said that at school you'd be in a lot of trouble. that's why you don't just say stuff if you don't know what it means
son2: what does it mean?
erik: it's called scissoring. hold on. this needs to go online.
Parenting Pro.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 am
by Thaluikhain
Yeah, telling him it's perfectly ordinary tribadism when inserting female genitals into another set of female genitals is weird hentai stuff....good save.
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:18 am
by tussock
A reporter asked "Is there anything on your mind that the president can do now to make any of this better?"
O'Rourke responded "What do you think? You know the shit he's been saying. He's been calling Mexican immigrants racists and criminals. I don't know, like, members of the press, what the fuck? Hold on a second. You know, I — it's these questions that you know the answers to. I mean, connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country. He's not tolerating racism, he's promoting racism. He's not tolerating violence, he's inciting racism and violence in this country. So um, you know, I — I just don't know what kind of question that is."
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:14 pm
by Stahlseele
Your Trump REALLY scared me into thinking i had gotten out of bed on the wrong side of the mirror . .