Quotes 2018
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:25 pm
Son1: “Turn your phone into a hot spot! But not too hot. Like where all the wonderful ladies come.”
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:25 pm
"Trump's insane fear of sharks is the only normal human quality he has."
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:15 am
"Pomiluy cheloveka v krolich'yem kostyume, potomu chto on menya zabavlyayet." (Spare the man in the rabbit suit, he amuses me) - Vladimir Putin, asked his favorite quote of Josef Stalin.
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:21 am
"Ms. Davenport, I am not interested in a long-term, emotional relationship. All I am interested in tonight is raw, animalistic fucking. Thus, within that context, I will judge you as meat. Meat that you fuck. I want to savage your bosom, and - depending on how that goes - utterly destroy your dick.
Harbour no illusions - tonight will be meaningless, degrading, and base, and we will both love it."
Harbour no illusions - tonight will be meaningless, degrading, and base, and we will both love it."
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:55 am
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:03 am
Picture the wearer of the shirt, or the dog pictured?
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:08 pm
*sigh* fucking furries...
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:42 pm
Picture the wearer of the shirt while they are fucking more than one furry?
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:31 am
Thaluikhain wrote:Picture the wearer of the shirt, or the dog pictured?
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:37 am
That's also a bit ambiguous.
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:14 am
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Sorry I said "lol sportsball." What I meant to say was "football was omnipresent in my youth as a shibboleth of violent masculinity, and I use ironic detachment to cope with the cultural ubiquity of a source and symbol of genuine trauma."
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https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/ ... 8420462592
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Sorry I said "lol sportsball." What I meant to say was "football was omnipresent in my youth as a shibboleth of violent masculinity, and I use ironic detachment to cope with the cultural ubiquity of a source and symbol of genuine trauma."
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https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/ ... 8420462592
This tweeter is a MtG fluff writer
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:32 am
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"Look, look, America, I don't want to beat a dead horse but I just want you to THINK about tonight, and how beautiful it is when all of us rally behind someone who maybe isn't our first choice as they vanquish a rich man who we all hate."
"Look, look, America, I don't want to beat a dead horse but I just want you to THINK about tonight, and how beautiful it is when all of us rally behind someone who maybe isn't our first choice as they vanquish a rich man who we all hate."
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:47 pm
My 10-year-old nephew, in response to someone telling him that they are 41 wrote:You're almost past the life expectancy of someone from Afghanistan!
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:53 am
Which vanished rich person are we talking about?
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:12 am
The tweet says "vanished" but they meant "vanquished". Apparently some eagles defeated some team of sport people that Trump likes.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:59 am
It's not even just about Trump but luckily I can translate this into Koumei-speak easily enough.
The sports person that lost is the football version of Triple H. He got his first world championship at the turn of the century and now people are sick of his shit because that push never really ended. Also, people are pretty sure he cheats and his wife easily makes twice as much money as he does.
The sports person that lost is the football version of Triple H. He got his first world championship at the turn of the century and now people are sick of his shit because that push never really ended. Also, people are pretty sure he cheats and his wife easily makes twice as much money as he does.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:28 am
Also he left his pregnant girlfriend in her third trimester to get with his rich model wife.
Also the owner of the team loves Trump and is extremely fucking arrogant. Also the coach is kind of an asshole, and probably did a lot of cheating or was complicit in it, and also loves Trump.
Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
Also the owner of the team loves Trump and is extremely fucking arrogant. Also the coach is kind of an asshole, and probably did a lot of cheating or was complicit in it, and also loves Trump.
Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
And Team Trump lost. Because, let me check my notes here, ah yes, because they're losers.Kaelik wrote:Look the Superbowl was literally Team Trump vs Team Black Lives Matter okay.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:16 pm
Ohhhh, we're talking about the Patriots, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft. Okay, yeah, I know 'em, and they are assholes. I live in Boston, after all (although I don't really follow sports that much).
Jeez, what is it with Boston sports teams and racism? Are the Bruins run by the KKK? Are the Revolutions secretly reverse vampires funded by the Rand Corporation? I mean, really.
Jeez, what is it with Boston sports teams and racism? Are the Bruins run by the KKK? Are the Revolutions secretly reverse vampires funded by the Rand Corporation? I mean, really.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:05 pm
I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Eagles.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:47 pm
I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.Whipstitch wrote:I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Eagles.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:55 am
I skipped the whole thing because I'm only vaguely aware what it is.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:08 am
Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:38 am
Is there an "all of the above" option?
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:28 am
Sorry, that's not enough of a reason for me to care about sports.Whipstitch wrote:Boo to that. I wish more nerds would pay attention to sports. I'm sick of making moe jokes about Kawhi Leonard and having nobody catch the pun.Prak wrote: I just skipped the whole thing because fuck the Sports.