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OgreBattle
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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"What bullying? What do you mean by “buffoonery”? Also, would you drop this arrogance? It’s like education automatically makes you a superior human who knows better than everybody else what they want."
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OgreBattle
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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

There is no such thing as exploitation between informed, consenting adults.

At worst, there are losers who cannot take personal responsibility for their own bad decisions or who see every personal tragedy as an injustice.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"Our biggest, most complex and often least utilized sexual organ is the brain."
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angelfromanotherpin
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Quote:
King: Is there an invocation by the president of the United States of executive privilege? Is there or not?

Rogers: Not that I’m aware of.

King: Then why are you not answering?

Rogers: Because I feel that it is inappropriate.

King: What you feel isn’t relevant, admiral.

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erik
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

priest: "and I baptise so-and-so with the light of jesus christ"
my 6 yo: "that's not light. it's just water"

damn right, son.

Edit:
And my 8 yo son "and by wanton destruction, I mean... well, I will show you when we get home."

Yup. That's my boys.


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erik
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Son 1: *breaking down crying because he watched a YouTube science video about the universe ending in a trillion years*
Mrs erik: "it is Ok - that is a very long time from now. you will be long dead by then. Everyone you ever knew will be dead. Nana and Papi will be dead."


Later on in that discussion:
Son1: is there a potion I can take to keep from dying?
Mrs erik: no
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Maj
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

This happens with my son, too. I get a tearful boy walking into my room at two in the morning.

"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
"I was thinking how the universe might be a false vacuum and what will happen to us."
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erik
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

I thought mrs erik was renacting a Louis CK scene but she hadn't seen it and took some minor offense at my amusement of "how she handled a tough discussion".
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erik
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

erik: are you gonna eat this? (Holding up a pbj sandwich mrs erik made a few days ago and has been sitting in the fridge, that looks like if Steve Bannon was a sandwich)
mrs erik: no.
erik: mind if I take it to work tomorrow?
mrs erik: sure
erik: I'm not gonna eat it. I just want to show it to my coworkers
mrs erik: you are so mean
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phlapjackage
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

erik wrote:
erik: are you gonna eat this? (Holding up a pbj sandwich mrs erik made a few days ago and has been sitting in the fridge, that looks like if Steve Bannon was a sandwich)
mrs erik: no.
erik: mind if I take it to work tomorrow?
mrs erik: sure
erik: I'm not gonna eat it. I just want to show it to my coworkers
mrs erik: you are so mean

I have a running joke with my wife that the fridge is "where food goes to die"
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PhoneLobster: DM : Mr Monkey doesn't like it. Eldritch : Mr Monkey can do what he is god damn told.
Chamomile: Deaddmwalking... was a holy warrior dedicated not to a specific cause, but to doing battle with a single foe. With his nemesis forever banished from our shores, he goes off to become a normal denner who puts irritating people on ignore rather than endlessly engage them.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Quotes from potential jurors for Martin Shkreli's trial-

"The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to."

"I don’t like this person at all. I just can’t understand why he would be so stupid as to take an antibiotic which H.I.V. people need and jack it up five thousand percent. I would honestly, like, seriously like to go over there—” (Judge: “Sir, thank you”)

“I have total disdain for the man”

“I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him”

“he’s a greedy little man”

“he’s the most hated man in America”

“There was something about him. I can’t be fair. There was something that didn’t look right.”

“when I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake—not knowing who he was—I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.”

Judge: “The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?”
Juror: “I don’t think I can, because he kind of looks like a dick.”

"He disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan."

"I already sense the man is guilty."
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Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Stahlseele
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

So . . if everybody in 'murica hates him and he thus can't get a fair trial . . what happens then?
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hyzmarca
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Stahlseele wrote:
So . . if everybody in 'murica hates him and he thus can't get a fair trial . . what happens then?


He already got a fair trail. They dismissed over 200 perspective jurors, but eventually found 12 that worked. He was convicted.

The transcripts only get released after the trial is over.


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Stahlseele
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Ah, i see.
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erik
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

(chastising the boys for fighting instead of bringing their problem to mom and dad)
erik: You want something stopped, you bring it to someone with the power to stop it. And who has the power here? Mommy and daddy.
both little eriks in stereo: Mommy
erik: What? No! Mommy, go to your room.
mrs erik dies laughing at my impotence.
erik: Well, I have power over the cats anyway. (commanding our little biter cat) Bite mommy's toes tonight.


The secret to my power over cats is that I only tell them to do what they were going to do anyway.
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Shrapnel
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

How is your life not a comedy on HBO already?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"I secretly recreated her hymen, so I know you'll enjoy it."
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