Review of ARK: SotF (The Hunger Games with Dinosaurs)
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:50 pm
Let's do some fucking formal review up in this bitch because my job is basically down for maintenance right now.
Pseudo's Review of ARK: Survival of the Fittest
Why Play?
Ever wanted to play a Hunger Games/Battle Royale style death arena? Of course you did, and that's why so many games have released total garbage mods to let you do it. Seriously, there are a billion of these things and they all fucking suck. Every single one of them pales in comparison to this game, because this game has everything.
Deadly environment? Check.
Crafting that isn't boring? Check.
Crafting that is both incredibly fiddly and fairly simple for the necessities? Check.
Goddamn dinosaurs? Check.
Random events, which include supply drops, dangerous swarms, and extreme weather conditions? Check.
Multiple game modes so you can die horribly with your friends? Check.
Ability to host your own server to dick around? Check.
Free? Check.
A Brief Background of the Game
First, the game is free and available on Steam. So you can totally get it for free and try it.
ARK: Survival of the Fittest is a game that was based off a mod based off ARK: Survival Evolved. I never played the original ARK, so I can't speak to it. I hear it was slow and boring but super fiddly, but maybe the people who say that are wrong.
ARK: SotF was picked up by the developers who made the original game. They hold tournaments for it and have been really trying to cultivate a community around it. It has a medium-to-small player base and actively fosters a competitive community (they host tournaments with big cash prizes).
The Actual Game
The game is pretty simple on the face of it. You and a bunch of other people (24 others for FFA, 39 others for 2-person teams, 59 other people for 4-person teams) are dropped into an arena. Your goal is to be the last person alive. You are all dropped in a circle around a raised platform, and in the center of the platform are a bunch of handy items. Around the central platform is a jungle, complete with a nearby volcano and other geographic features
The fauna of the ARK (the name of the map) is goddamn dinosaurs. T-Rexes, raptors, triceratops, you name it and it roams the ARK. There are also sabertooth tigers and other region-specific creatures (like giant prehistoric birds) that roam about, interacting with each other and the players. Walk into a bunch of dilophosauruses and you'll get spit on and eaten alive if you aren't careful.
The environment itself can also be dangerous. The mountains can get cold and some more tropical areas can get hot. There are also events like "megaheat" that can cause problems across the map. The environment usually won't kill you on its own, but after a fight you might find yourself struggling to not freeze to death on a mountainside.
Also, surrounding the environment is the "Ring of Death", which will slowly close in as the game progresses (until everyone is back on the central platform). The ring moves at different speeds based on the game type, with FFA only being 35 minutes before the ring has fully closed around the platform while 4-player teams have 55 minutes before the ring has forced everyone into the center.
While you are dropped into the map with absolutely nothing but underpants, you can craft all sorts of armor, weapons, clothing, buildings, and other shit. The crafting seriously ranges from a campfire to keep yourself warm to a goddamn shotgun that can kill a triceratops in one blast to the face. In fact, let's talk about crafting!
The Crafting System
Central to ARK: Survival of the Fittest is the crafting system, which lets you build anything from a thatch hut to a stone fortress for buildings, and everyone from a wooden spear to a fucking fragmentation grenade for weapons.
The crafting system is pretty simple after dicking around for about 10 minutes. You gather resources using your hands or tools, then you open a crafting menu and build items. The items can then be placed/used, hurray crafting! The whole system is very freeform and building bases can be enjoyable.
One of the current popular paths to win is to hide in the forest, find a few pieces of rock that are high in metal, and build guns. Crafting is both exciting and viable, as all the sprinting and smelting combined with the dinosaurs who roam the ARK tends to create some fun scenarios. That isn't even including players finding your base (thanks to the fires you'll have running to process your metal it isn't too hard to find unless you've concealed yourself well) and attacking it to steal your shit.
The Taming System
This game lets you tame and ride dinosaurs. Yeah, you can ride a T rex as your triceratops army charges the enemy. It is exactly as awesome as it sounds to do this.
Taming dinosaurs involves knocking them out with tranquilizers and then feeding them. Obviously this is unrealistic, but shut the fuck up it's a game and I want to ride around on a pet raptor.
Taming speeds vary based on how huge the dinosaur is, and dinosaurs have favorite foods that make them your best friend more quickly (for carnivores their favorite food is Prime Meat, found by killing large dinosaurs and cutting them up with a spear. For herbivores they tend to like a specific purple berry, but I honestly don't know if that's always their favorite). Taming a T-Rex can take around 10 minutes, whereas small dinosaurs like the dilophosaurus tame in seconds.
Knocking the dinosaur out is generally difficult too. Carnivores are obviously dangerous, whereas herbivores of the same species will defend each other as pack animals.
General Survival
You do need to eat food and drink water (or eat juicy berries) to survive. You also need to keep yourself warm/cool. Survival honestly isn't a big part of the game, and it's better for it. As long as you shove a couple berries into your mouth every once in a while you'll be fine. Some foods are better than others (for example, cooked meat restores a decent amount of health), but I've never starved or died or dehydration. Berries are plentiful and getting meat is straightforward.
The game is much more focusing on surviving the more obvious threats, like dinosaurs and the other players.
Flaws
The main flaw in this game is probably the lobby timers. There is no reason for an FFA game to spend 4 minutes with everyone standing around when you can't even form a team. I understand the lobby for 2-person and 4-person teams (so that you can play them even as a single player), but not FFA. What the fuck is the point of that?
The game also has a fairly steep learning curve. My first game ended very quickly when I ran into a bunch of dilophosauruses and hadn't built a spear yet, so I got spat on, swarmed, and eaten alive. My second game saw me reaching a river and getting eaten by dino-fish. My third game saw me getting brained by a spear thrown by another player.
The End of the Review
ARK is one of those rare games where it's fun even as you face certain doom. When a pack of sabertooth tigers jumped me at the base of the volcano after I had already been severely injured by raptors it was exciting to throw spears at them while trying to escape. When I first got picked up by a giant bird and dropped from 300 feet in the air it was genuinely surprising and fun (and I learned why parachutes are a thing you can craft). I still get surprised by various things after around 100 games played, and it's that sort of thing that brings me back.
Everything about the game is just...enjoyable. Sure, the odd early kill while you were trying to craft can be a bit lame, but it just teaches me to check my surroundings before trying to build things.
Try this game, it's fun.
Pseudo's Review of ARK: Survival of the Fittest
Why Play?
Ever wanted to play a Hunger Games/Battle Royale style death arena? Of course you did, and that's why so many games have released total garbage mods to let you do it. Seriously, there are a billion of these things and they all fucking suck. Every single one of them pales in comparison to this game, because this game has everything.
Deadly environment? Check.
Crafting that isn't boring? Check.
Crafting that is both incredibly fiddly and fairly simple for the necessities? Check.
Goddamn dinosaurs? Check.
Random events, which include supply drops, dangerous swarms, and extreme weather conditions? Check.
Multiple game modes so you can die horribly with your friends? Check.
Ability to host your own server to dick around? Check.
Free? Check.
A Brief Background of the Game
First, the game is free and available on Steam. So you can totally get it for free and try it.
ARK: Survival of the Fittest is a game that was based off a mod based off ARK: Survival Evolved. I never played the original ARK, so I can't speak to it. I hear it was slow and boring but super fiddly, but maybe the people who say that are wrong.
ARK: SotF was picked up by the developers who made the original game. They hold tournaments for it and have been really trying to cultivate a community around it. It has a medium-to-small player base and actively fosters a competitive community (they host tournaments with big cash prizes).
The Actual Game
The game is pretty simple on the face of it. You and a bunch of other people (24 others for FFA, 39 others for 2-person teams, 59 other people for 4-person teams) are dropped into an arena. Your goal is to be the last person alive. You are all dropped in a circle around a raised platform, and in the center of the platform are a bunch of handy items. Around the central platform is a jungle, complete with a nearby volcano and other geographic features
The fauna of the ARK (the name of the map) is goddamn dinosaurs. T-Rexes, raptors, triceratops, you name it and it roams the ARK. There are also sabertooth tigers and other region-specific creatures (like giant prehistoric birds) that roam about, interacting with each other and the players. Walk into a bunch of dilophosauruses and you'll get spit on and eaten alive if you aren't careful.
The environment itself can also be dangerous. The mountains can get cold and some more tropical areas can get hot. There are also events like "megaheat" that can cause problems across the map. The environment usually won't kill you on its own, but after a fight you might find yourself struggling to not freeze to death on a mountainside.
Also, surrounding the environment is the "Ring of Death", which will slowly close in as the game progresses (until everyone is back on the central platform). The ring moves at different speeds based on the game type, with FFA only being 35 minutes before the ring has fully closed around the platform while 4-player teams have 55 minutes before the ring has forced everyone into the center.
While you are dropped into the map with absolutely nothing but underpants, you can craft all sorts of armor, weapons, clothing, buildings, and other shit. The crafting seriously ranges from a campfire to keep yourself warm to a goddamn shotgun that can kill a triceratops in one blast to the face. In fact, let's talk about crafting!
The Crafting System
Central to ARK: Survival of the Fittest is the crafting system, which lets you build anything from a thatch hut to a stone fortress for buildings, and everyone from a wooden spear to a fucking fragmentation grenade for weapons.
The crafting system is pretty simple after dicking around for about 10 minutes. You gather resources using your hands or tools, then you open a crafting menu and build items. The items can then be placed/used, hurray crafting! The whole system is very freeform and building bases can be enjoyable.
One of the current popular paths to win is to hide in the forest, find a few pieces of rock that are high in metal, and build guns. Crafting is both exciting and viable, as all the sprinting and smelting combined with the dinosaurs who roam the ARK tends to create some fun scenarios. That isn't even including players finding your base (thanks to the fires you'll have running to process your metal it isn't too hard to find unless you've concealed yourself well) and attacking it to steal your shit.
The Taming System
This game lets you tame and ride dinosaurs. Yeah, you can ride a T rex as your triceratops army charges the enemy. It is exactly as awesome as it sounds to do this.
Taming dinosaurs involves knocking them out with tranquilizers and then feeding them. Obviously this is unrealistic, but shut the fuck up it's a game and I want to ride around on a pet raptor.
Taming speeds vary based on how huge the dinosaur is, and dinosaurs have favorite foods that make them your best friend more quickly (for carnivores their favorite food is Prime Meat, found by killing large dinosaurs and cutting them up with a spear. For herbivores they tend to like a specific purple berry, but I honestly don't know if that's always their favorite). Taming a T-Rex can take around 10 minutes, whereas small dinosaurs like the dilophosaurus tame in seconds.
Knocking the dinosaur out is generally difficult too. Carnivores are obviously dangerous, whereas herbivores of the same species will defend each other as pack animals.
General Survival
You do need to eat food and drink water (or eat juicy berries) to survive. You also need to keep yourself warm/cool. Survival honestly isn't a big part of the game, and it's better for it. As long as you shove a couple berries into your mouth every once in a while you'll be fine. Some foods are better than others (for example, cooked meat restores a decent amount of health), but I've never starved or died or dehydration. Berries are plentiful and getting meat is straightforward.
The game is much more focusing on surviving the more obvious threats, like dinosaurs and the other players.
Flaws
The main flaw in this game is probably the lobby timers. There is no reason for an FFA game to spend 4 minutes with everyone standing around when you can't even form a team. I understand the lobby for 2-person and 4-person teams (so that you can play them even as a single player), but not FFA. What the fuck is the point of that?
The game also has a fairly steep learning curve. My first game ended very quickly when I ran into a bunch of dilophosauruses and hadn't built a spear yet, so I got spat on, swarmed, and eaten alive. My second game saw me reaching a river and getting eaten by dino-fish. My third game saw me getting brained by a spear thrown by another player.
The End of the Review
ARK is one of those rare games where it's fun even as you face certain doom. When a pack of sabertooth tigers jumped me at the base of the volcano after I had already been severely injured by raptors it was exciting to throw spears at them while trying to escape. When I first got picked up by a giant bird and dropped from 300 feet in the air it was genuinely surprising and fun (and I learned why parachutes are a thing you can craft). I still get surprised by various things after around 100 games played, and it's that sort of thing that brings me back.
Everything about the game is just...enjoyable. Sure, the odd early kill while you were trying to craft can be a bit lame, but it just teaches me to check my surroundings before trying to build things.
Try this game, it's fun.