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Ancient History
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:30 pm    Post subject: Quotes 2016 Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"You're supposed to respect other people's beliefs."

"No. You respect their right to their beliefs. You can still call bullshit when you see it."
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"I want gold fish, not beige fish."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

erik wrote:
"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"


I like the cut of your child's gibs.

(... Does that sound weird?)
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DSMatticus
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.

Gibs are those chunky pieces of videogame enemies that fly everywhere when you hit them with a rocket launcher. A jib is... well, okay, I don't know what a jib is, but whatever the hell it is it's that thing people like the cut of.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

It's a type of sail.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Specifically, it's the triangular sail at the front of a ship.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

DSMatticus wrote:
Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.


That's the third time this month someone's said that to me. I'm not even joking.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"Mommy, why is the demon's penis angry with the goat skull?"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Shrapnel wrote:
DSMatticus wrote:
Well, it kind of makes you sound like a cannibal.


That's the third time this month someone's said that to me. I'm not even joking.

You should probably stop saying things that make you sound like a cannibal, then.
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No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


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In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

This is fair.
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Dean, on Paranoia wrote:
The book is a hardbound liars paradox.


Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

The rest is not caring whether you sound like a cannibal or not.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Shrapnel wrote:
Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.

This is now my favorite description of autism-type disorders.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

erik wrote:
"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
If AH ever has kids, this is exactly what I expect.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

DSMatticus wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:
Part of being an Aspie is not knowing when you sound like a cannibal.

This is now my favorite description of autism-type disorders.


It was one of my better efforts, wasn't it?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

RobbyPants wrote:
erik wrote:
"What are you doing?!"

*5 year old drops more toys down floor vent*
"it called to me"
If AH ever has kids, this is exactly what I expect.


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Dean, on Paranoia wrote:
The book is a hardbound liars paradox.


Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Ancient History
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Love you too.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"Do you want to eat some? It has glue on it!"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

Kid: What happens when they cut your arm or leg off?
Parent: If you ask nicely, they may let you take it home.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"Daddy, I wish this was a dream."

ear infections are no fun
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

I can feel yer kid's pain. I'm just getting over a particularly nasty ear infection myself.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"It's a fact that African Americans are generally more naturally athletic than other races. This is due to the many years of being enslaved and worked on a daily basis. Specifically, blacks tend to have longer/stretchier hamstrings."
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"Trickle-down wealth should just be called golden showers."
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

"The realization of a comparative advantage is the first step in it being taken away; to those who have never known anything but the advantage, this feels like prejudice."
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