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In other news, after thirty years of not drinking, I'm thinking of starting, for this and other reasons.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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"I'm a totally legit publisher! ... JK."
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From the link text, I really don't want to click that link.
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Yeah, enough about fidget spinners, right?
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virgil wrote:Lovecraft didn't later add a love triangle between Dagon, Chtulhu, & the Colour-Out-of-Space; only to have it broken up through cyber-bullying by the King in Yellow.
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https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/german ... 1796362130

I'm thinking deep-seated body issues. Among other things.
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You see this a lot, unfortunately. A young girl with body image issues marries a rich, typically older man and he uses his position to push her into becoming a fetishized version of whatever that guy's ideal is. I'm pretty easygoing when it comes to changing yourself surgically as well as an advocate for giant fake tits, but it should be what you want to do, not some slimeball influence in your life. Poor woman.
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in one onomatopoeia:"gulp"
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/65488 ... Simulator/

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Searching for glitch porn is complicated for the fact that there is an actual porn star named Glitch Matrix.
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Not exactly news, but cute NSFW video:

https://vimeo.com/222111805
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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hyzmarca wrote:Searching for glitch porn is complicated for the fact that there is an actual porn star named Glitch Matrix.
I googled "glitch porn" on an image search, and 95+% of the first few dozen results were on topic.
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https://moviepilot.com/p/joker-harley-q ... ia/4316950

There was a cosplay orgy in Australia, where swingers would go dressed up as their favorite characters and have sex with each other. Some people had prop weapons as part of their costumes, as is normal for cosplay parties. The police were called by witnesses who thought that these weapons were real. They found the Joker having sex with Harley Quinn, and shot both of them.
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https://internetofdon.gs/
The Internet of Dongs is now a thing that exists.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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