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Count Arioch the 28th
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Pass.
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https://www.thesun.ie/news/519057/archaeologists-discover-2000-year-old-sex-toys-made-of-bronze-and-jade-buried-deep-within-ancient-chinese-tombs/

"I don't want to inherit my parent's sex toys."

"Look, it's not a problem, just toss it in the tomb."
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Obviously, this is the NSFW thread. Link click at your own peril.

http://www.pcgamer.com/conan-exiles-dick-slider/

A coworker friend turned me on to this today. Er, poor choice of words. Anyway we had good laughs explaining it to a 66 year old non-computer savvy coworker, that this was someone's job. Probably a team of people's job, to QA this and make sure it was functioning to specs.
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Count Arioch the 28th
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I approve. I always felt that dicks should be as prevalent as tits in entertainment for older folks. Because some people like dicks and that's just fine.


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https://www.thesun.ie/news/519057/archaeologists-discover-2000-year-old-sex-toys-made-of-bronze-and-jade-buried-deep-within-ancient-chinese-tombs/

"I don't want to inherit my parent's sex toys."

"Look, it's not a problem, just toss it in the tomb."


I can buy that they plug up orifices to stop leaking, but the fact that they're shaped like dicks kind of makes me think that's not the purpose. Either that or morticians back then were fucked up...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List

and modern plugs:

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In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Welp!
THAT at least explains the shuffling of zombies and ghouls that had been dead and buried at least . .
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Count Arioch the 28th wrote:
I can buy that they plug up orifices to stop leaking, but the fact that they're shaped like dicks kind of makes me think that's not the purpose. Either that or morticians back then were fucked up...


See, for me it's not the dick shape that belies the purpose. It's the fact that there's a flange on it so it's removable. Wink
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http://ew.com/gaming/2017/01/31/game-conan-exiles-penis-size/
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Pornhub created a sex-ed portal
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/02/14/burger-king-giving-away-sex-toys-adult-meals-valentines-day/97885854/
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Somehow, I never thought of Isreal to be the kind of country that offered sex toys with fast food.
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Well, "sex" toys. They're giving away feather dusters, blindfolds, and scalp massagers. These are really more like foreplay toys.
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The book is a hardbound liars paradox.


Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Am I the only person completely terrified of scalp massagers? I'm the kind of klutz that would manage to put someone's eye out with it.
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http://www.mensez.com/products.html

Today in "stupid fucks": a product for women to literally glue their vaginas shut during their period. Because nothing about that could possibly go horribly wrong.
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Ooh. Femtaurs are a kink of mine.
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I thought that was robots, Shrapnel.
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The book is a hardbound liars paradox.


Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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And why am i not surprised . .
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Because Megatron has to keep Starscream around for some reason?
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Transformers Prime Starscream makes a better Dakimakura-

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The book is a hardbound liars paradox.


Winnah wrote:
No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.


FrankTrollman wrote:
In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Starscreeeeam! You have ruined my nap for the last time!
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack-major-masturbation-satan_us_570c47cae4b01422324a02ee
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I prefer the unedited version where it shows how to enjoy the pillow.

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EDIT: Ancient History, after clicking that link for the cooch glue and checking their facebook I think someones sending us on a ruse cruise here.
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