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My domme might like that.

This made me think of your and your weird interests, AH.

Theories on Elf Dicks

A medical professional speculates on the junk of Tolkien's elves.

That's ridiculous. Elves are noted to have the same basic physiology as humans, which is why they can interbreed. The differences are supposed to be 'spiritual' - what that means is a very long story and not really relevant here.

There are some important ways in which they differ, physically and mentally, from humans - most notably in that they're supposed to have more conscious control over their bodies and their drives, and to a limited degree could reshape themselves. So while I don't think they could alter their underlying bone structure, they're pretty much all gorgeous, and dieting wouldn't be an issue if for some reason they wanted to gain or lose weight. There's also some variation as to features; for example, they're noted to have less body hair than most humans.

Their genitalia would, like the rest of them, appear basically human, but ideally attractive and well-proportioned (whatever that would actually mean to an elf).

also, at will, ribbed for her/his pleasure . .

I keep telling people that and they tell me I'm insane...

At least one of those girls looks like she's 12.

They're Asian. They have unlocked the secrets of eternal youth.

Chamomile wrote:They're Asian. They have unlocked the secrets of eternal youth.

No, they just do most of their aging in one big chunk towards the end.

http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/16 ... 044efee13a

tl;dr: Robber attempts to knock over sex store, gets chased off by dildo-wielding women.

I love that story.

One of my partners has a dildo that weighs nearly 10 pounds, it's not a stretch (giggity) to say that it can be used as a weapon.

Now those are some badass women. "You have a gun? Well we have dildos, GTFO!"

Chamomile wrote:They're Asian. They have unlocked the secrets of eternal youth.

Do regular exercise and don't stuff yourself with fast food and sugar?

No, seriously, most toilets in China are still holes in the floor, no "throne" to sit. A woman wants to pee/poo, she needs to keep a strong flexible body at all ages.

I do believe Chamomile was referring to the stereotype that it's difficult to tell how old an Asian woman is. I'm pretty sure the answer isn't a lack of toilets.

Maj wrote:I do believe Chamomile was referring to the stereotype that it's difficult to tell how old an Asian woman is. I'm pretty sure the answer isn't a lack of toilets.

The meme/stereoptype in action:

Exactly.

https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@gizmosia ... well-again

The "Humanatee" guy.

Yeah, I remember seeing one of those images years ago on Snopes after someone lied and said that scientists had engineered a half-human/half-pig.

Ancient History wrote:https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@gizmosia ... well-again

The "Humanatee" guy.

I love how we're at the Entartete Kunst stage again. "Those guys like creepy art! Surely they must be evil!"

Now if Podesta had a copy of the famous 'Alien' stele...

Ancient History wrote:https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@gizmosia ... well-again

The "Humanatee" guy.

I thought all the art was really interesting, like concept art for an out-there fantasy film. A lot of the creatures looked almost like alternate evolutionary paths that things on earth could have taken, things that we would find as common as a pig or sheep if we saw them wandering around every day. All in all a really cool collection.

Then I read the comments, and I assume that was what the title of the page was referring to? Knowing that there could be people like those commenters living not too far away from me right now... brrr, gives me the shivers!

They seem sort of Fae, or like something akin to cenobites with less malevolence and alien sexual desire and more otherworldly wonder