NSFW News That Makes You Laugh/Cry/Hurl/etc.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:17 am

Dude has at least a four inch flaccid cock. I'm pretty sure that all penises not already of gag-length proportions grow when becoming erect, so that implies he is at least average, and likely slightly above.

Also, girth.

I took the image of him standing mostly straight, googled his canonical height (6'2"), and went into Photoshop. Judging by quick and dirty line tool work, yeah, he's 4-5" flaccid. A cursory search says that the difference between flaccid and erect is about a 50% growth. So, yeah, the batcock is at least 6" erect, which is actually slightly above average.

Not everyone has a gag penis like you, Count.

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:45 pm

Don't get me wrong, Batman has nothing to be ashamed about. I just expected the batpole to be more impressive.

If nothing else, you certainly know a lot about dick.

angelfromanotherpin · Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:14 am

Given that Batman's costume still displays no visible bulge, I think it's now canon that he tucks it like a drag queen when he's fighting crime.

deaddmwalking · Post by **deaddmwalking** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:12 am

Or maybe he paints his bulge with invisible paint. Or 'active camouflage'. Pretty sure both are canonical in some way.

In any case, as a fictional character, size doesn't matter. Anyone he shares it with will be well pleased. Wish fulfillment, yo.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:47 am

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:Don't get me wrong, Batman has nothing to be ashamed about. I just expected the batpole to be more impressive.

If nothing else, you certainly know a lot about dick.

Well, you know, when you don't get to play the game, you just go read about it.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:23 am

deaddmwalking wrote:In any case, as a fictional character, size doesn't matter. Anyone he shares it with will be well pleased. Wish fulfillment, yo.

Size especially doesn't matter when you're the best at everything.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:15 am

angelfromanotherpin wrote:
deaddmwalking wrote:In any case, as a fictional character, size doesn't matter. Anyone he shares it with will be well pleased. Wish fulfillment, yo.
Size especially doesn't matter when you're the best at everything.

I hear he is a cunning linguist.

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:02 am

So the last Nintendo Direct had Toadette able to use Super Crown to become Peachette.

Then some artist asked "what if Bowser used this super crown"?

Somehow artists everywhere jumped in the bandwagon and now Boswer is a tiddie princess/queen. Needless to say hentai artists fully embracing the new Boserette. Long live koopa-hime!

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:52 am

Dang I came here to post about lewding Bowser too...

Here's the original artist who kicked it off:
https://twitter.com/ayyk92/status/1042465252221181954

And a heartwarming message of peace to the world:
https://twitter.com/master_bacon/status ... 9701399553

It's extended to Boo now:
https://twitter.com/oshiruko_mizsee/sta ... 1751697408

Count Arioch the 28th · Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:30 am

Everything looks better with giant anime tiddies.

Whipstitch · Post by **Whipstitch** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:47 am

I feel like I'm now truly an adult now that this shit doesn't show up in my timelines.

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:02 am

OgreBattle wrote:Dang I came here to post about lewding Bowser too...

Here's the original artist who kicked it off:
https://twitter.com/ayyk92/status/1042465252221181954

And a heartwarming message of peace to the world:
https://twitter.com/master_bacon/status ... 9701399553

It's extended to Boo now:
https://twitter.com/oshiruko_mizsee/sta ... 1751697408

Ah, thanks for showing me patient zero.

Seems like the original artist also going through a bit of "what have I done?"

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:36 am

The Dragon Maid artist straight up posted paizuri

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:52 am

Saying that the dragon maid artist drew paizuri is like saying the sun went up in the morning. He has a side manga that's literally "paizuri: the comic" where every chapter leads to it.

(link plz? My twitter-fu is weak)

OgreBattle · Post by **OgreBattle** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:59 am

He is furiously active on twitter:
https://twitter.com/coolkyou2?lang=en

his wiki entry is interesting

Author Avatar: Two of them. An overweight rabbit with glasses for his regular works, and a horned walrus for his Hentai.

Bleached Underpants: A lot of his Pixiv entries involves underage boys (or age regressed men) harassed by women with big breasts. This occasionally leaks into his more mainstream works, it's just not explicitly shown onscreen (or gets interrupted before anything can happe

Wiseman · Post by **Wiseman** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:37 pm

OgreBattle wrote:Dang I came here to post about lewding Bowser too...

Here's the original artist who kicked it off:
https://twitter.com/ayyk92/status/1042465252221181954

And a heartwarming message of peace to the world:
https://twitter.com/master_bacon/status ... 9701399553

It's extended to Boo now:
https://twitter.com/oshiruko_mizsee/sta ... 1751697408

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:14 am

http://deepcuts.blog/2018/09/01/the-eld ... %e3%80%82/

maglag · Post by **maglag** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:27 am

So Nintendo's stock going up with Bowsette and they also revealed that the original script for Mario Odyssey had Bowser getting his own magic possession hat and use it to fuse with Peach for the final battle.

Yak_Forger · Post by **Yak_Forger** » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:37 pm

Eh, if there's a meme trending, no matter how lewd it can be, why wouldn't they try to profit of it? They'd be stupid if they didn't imho.
And yeah, Mario and Bowser haven't even seen an inch of what Sonic had to go through... Hell, it's still nothing compared to how crossdressing Link from the last game got grabbed in a trap themed sex party by the internet.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:33 am

https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/woman-who ... -a-spirit/

Thaluikhain · Post by **Thaluikhain** » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:10 am

It took having sex with 20 ghosts to find the right one?

Count Arioch the 28th · Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:06 am

Ask Arondil.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:31 am

https://www.thisisinsider.com/people-tr ... ns-2018-11

Count Arioch the 28th · Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:54 am

Yeah, when things go bad with filler injections they tend to go very bad very quickly. If I was missing a ball or two I'd probably go for an implant, but fillers seem too dangerous.

Hiram McDaniels · Post by **Hiram McDaniels** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:08 am

Thaluikhain wrote:It took having sex with 20 ghosts to find the right one?

Jesus fuck...I haven't even had sex with 20 people, let alone ghosts. She must have some serious game...or a fantastic imagination.