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Does it have to be Dominos?
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I'd actually be surprised if it was Domino's, given the owner's Creepy Catholic gated community.
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I wouldn't exactly call it high tech. It's just a dildo with one of those auto-order button things built in. You could seriously replicate this with your sex toy and api button of choice. So, like, buy an Amazon Dash button, hack it to use a different api, connect it to your sex toy in a place you won't accidentally hit it. Or just stick it on your nightstand.
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So, you want Dominos to know when you masturbate and even when and if you got an orgasm doing it? Because sure as hell is that information saved.
And due to what it is supposed to do, it can't even be anonymized either.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It is literally exactly the same as this:
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Someone just put it in a dildo.
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Stahlseele wrote:So, you want Dominos to know when you masturbate and even when and if you got an orgasm doing it?
You don't?
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Iduno wrote:
Stahlseele wrote:So, you want Dominos to know when you masturbate and even when and if you got an orgasm doing it?
You don't?
I would not even want my girlfriend to know that . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Checking into this story has caused me to find out that there is an entire genre of pornography where people have sex through a hole cut into a pizza.

It's not often that internet porn can make me say "Wait... what?"

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Just be careful when ordering 'double sausage'.
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Thonking great tits.

@AH: There's a women react version of that Korean men watch American porn video, too.
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Can someone bottom-line these Koreans reacting to western porn videos for me? I always get bored 1-2 minutes in because they're taking so goddamn long to actually tell me what Koreans think of western porn and why. Normally I'd let the video run in the background while playing a video game to keep me occupied, but everyone's speaking Korean, so I can't understand anything without subtitles.
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Incredulous at the lack of censoring, girth of the male talent and lack of public hair; annoyed with the bad acting and fake-looking angles, and disgusted by the ass licking/ass-to-mouth scenes. Also: embarrassed to be filmed while watching porn because obviously.
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...it still looks better than the live action movie.
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...it still looks better than the live action movie.
So, I just watched the trailer and it done by the same company that did that godawful TMNT porn parody. The trailer hurt so much. Why couldn't Axel Braun to do it, at least then the costumes would be top-notch.

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Considering the train wreck that has been the DCEU of late, it wouldn't surprise me if one of the porn parodies of Justice League or Suicide Squad or something was simply an objectively better film than the "real" one.

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Well, Axel Braun at least seems to genuinely care about his source material, as opposed to Snyder, who seems to genuinely hate his.
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I guess at least one of the 10 voted against it because of who voted for it.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I actually got curious what was up with that, so I decided to check it out. Turns out Louisiana had criminalized both sodomy and bestiality under the same "crime against nature" law, so when the Supreme Court struck down sodomy laws back in 2003 that dumped bestiality into a legal grey area that the legislature never bothered to address because putting homosexuals in prison for being homosexuals was the only part of that law they ever actually cared about.

This bill "amends and reenacts" R.S. 14:89(A)(1) and "enacts" 14:89.3.

What is R.S. 14:89(A)(1)? It's the 'crime against nature' part. How did they "amend" it? By removing the bestiality part. Wait, if they removed the bestiality part, what so-called crime against nature is left to "reenact?" The unconstitutional sodomy part.

What is R.S. 14:89.3? It defines a new crime, sexual abuse of an animal, and enacts that.

So the correct headline for this is that Louisiana just explicitly voted to recriminalize sodomy, 25 to 10, with some bullshit about bestiality that pales in comparison to the significance of explicitly voting to recriminalizing sodomy, instead of doing the obvious thing and repealing their sodomy law, or just not mentioning it at fucking all, and just recriminalizing bestiality.

And now for the truly baffling part: all ten votes against were Republican. They sure as fuck weren't trying to protect homosexuals, so I'm mostly left to conclude that we've come full circle to exactly what I expected when I first saw this headline and that 10 Republicans voted for bestiality out of some smul gubment reflex or because they're perverts. But there's an extra helping of sad to go along with it, because I now know Louisiana Democrats weren't willing to not vote to recriminalize sodomy. To be fair, Louisiana's newly reaffirmed commitment to sodomy laws is still completely constitutionally unenforceable, but guess what? I still wouldn't sign my name to "homosexuals belong in prison" just because I thought someone else down the line would stop my stupidity and evil from actually sending homosexuals to prison.
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"Anal sexual intercourse between two human beings shall not be deemed as a crime," part of the bill states.
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"Anal sexual intercourse between two human beings shall not be deemed as a crime," part of the bill states.
Not blaming you, mind, but that claim in the article is simply factually incorrect. The relevant portion of the bill in its entirely states that a crime against nature is:

"The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex, except that anal intercourse between two human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done under any of the circumstances described in R.S. 14:41, 42, 42.1, or 43."

Those are all rape statutes. Essentially, if you're being charged with rape, you will not also be charged with crime against nature for having committed anal intercourse as a part of the rape.
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