Ancient History wrote:Hell, I'd run an erotically charged sexventure if only someone would finish the Farcast review.
It's a curious bit of game theory we've got going on here. The longer the Farcast review remains unfinished, the higher the price Ancient History assigns to its completion. So obviously it's beneficial to be the first person to blink because then you are the one who actually gets the prize, but the prize gets bigger the longer you wait. So you have to try and calculate it such that you go and finish the Farcast review the minute before someone else goes and does it.
I'm actually waiting for A_H to promise to write and publish a game system of the reviewer's choosing, or to create a believable alibi in case it ever becomes necessary.
(Or possibly, I'm just not the best to be reviewing the sci-fi end of things, and have yet to actually finish an OSSR ever.)
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
I need to check on the status of the Farcast review. Then decide what fabulous prizes I want.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
The Imagist thing reminds me of how WOTC handled a race of people considered beautiful by the fandom who put a sociopathic premium on physical appearance. They had a caste system based upon race and appearance and considered anybody not an elf an "eyeblight" worthy of little more than slavery, torture and death. They were associated with the color of necromancy and profane magic, Black, and had cards like this.
It is pretty hard to conceive (get it?) of these fascistic, racist, egomaniac freaks as anything but evil. They're comfortably on the level of Dungeons and Dragons drow if not worse. In Book of Erotic Fantasy, Imagists are the DM's Mary Sue race/class and the good guys.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Orion wrote:
Incidentally, it seems like this kind of thing could be useful even when not erotic, or especially if not erotic. It would be awesome to have a supplement called "Sex: It Sometimes Happens In Your D&D World" that was entirely devoted to mining worldbuilding detail and adventure hooks from the sexual and romantic behavior of fantasy cultures without even trying to be itself erotic. I'm not sure how it would make money, since people who don't want a sex book still won't buy it, and for those who might buy it you can't sell it with sex appeal. But it could potentially be a really great product.
You'd want to call it something like "Demographics & Dragons" and have a tagline like "Demographics is Destiny" or "Population is Power."
Do some stuff about farm taxation and declare yourself the best Logistics & Dragons sourcebook, and spend a lot of time discussing what Nymph population growth is like and why.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean the Den as a whole knows about your sex life, AH.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Also, I've played in so many DM's Magical Realms that at this point every character I play will have some reason to abstain (current character is venerable age category, next one's going to be married, the very next will have taken monastic vows, etc.)
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
UH that should just be the normal sound of fapping... Do you use two?
You only use one?
>tfw you don't have enough shaft for the two-handed grasp
>tfw you'll never get +1.5 Str bonus on your fapping check
>tfw you'll never get 2x nut damage from Power Attack
Why bother living?
@ @ Nockermensch
Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.
Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.
