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Ask Ant
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:38 am
by Maxus
O Ant, share your wisdom with us.
We are Queenless and confused
And wander in the darkness of No-Hive
Without even antenna to sense our way.
Look upon us with kindness
And show us the path.
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O Ant. I am about to make a gallon of sweet tea, which calls for two cups of sugar. Should I heap them, make them level, or go a little less than two cups?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:38 am
by Ant
Consume all the sugar you physically can, along with enough moisture to form a syrup and, until you finish digesting it, regurgitate this substance to provide for others as their needs demand; for the good of the colony.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:48 am
by Maxus
Thank you, Ant. That sounds good.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:47 am
by RobbyPants
Amen and amen!
Ant, what should we do about termites, bees, or other "outsider" hives? Should we incorporate them into our way of life?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:39 pm
by Wesley Street
O Ant
May the sugars and soil protect and preserve you
Harvest bountiful from thy aphids
And bee not guided by the pheromones of thine enemies.
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O Ant, I worry that the spark has fizzled in my relationship with my spouse. Any words of advice?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:35 pm
by Ant
RobbyPants wrote:Ant, what should we do about termites, bees, or other "outsider" hives? Should we incorporate them into our way of life?
In the absence of more specific orders, all who smell differently must be annihilated; for the good of the colony.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:44 pm
by Ant
Wesley Street wrote:O Ant, I worry that the spark has fizzled in my relationship with my spouse. Any words of advice?
Normally, I would say that you must continue to copulate with your mate for maximum reproduction and genetic variation; for the good of the colony. However, your reduced urges may indicate that you have ceased to produce sperm, in which case you should stop eating altogether; for the good of the colony.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:50 pm
by Psychic Robot
hmmm strong new poster
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:07 pm
by Chamomile
Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:26 pm
by fectin
Guard us from the she-spider and the spider, and guard us from the lawnmower, oh Ant, and be so good for us to pass.
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Ant, what is best in life?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:19 pm
by Ant
Chamomile wrote:Ant, what do we do about Psychic Robot?
You do not seem to do anything.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:24 pm
by Ant
fectin wrote:Ant, what is best in life?
Ethically, a task well-completed for the good of the colony. Experientially, endorphins.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:32 pm
by TarkisFlux
Ant wrote:fectin wrote:Ant, what is best in life?
Ethically, a task well-completed for the good of the colony. Experientially, endorphins.
Sigged.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:32 pm
by PoliteNewb
O wise ant, what was the best musical artist or group to come out of Great Britain?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:32 pm
by Ant
PoliteNewb wrote:O wise ant, what was the best musical artist or group to come out of Great Britain?
Edward Elgar.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:36 am
by Chamomile
Ant, what is your opinion on the recent changes in asthma inhaler prices/availability?
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:26 am
by Ant
Chamomile wrote:Ant, what is your opinion on the recent changes in asthma inhaler prices/availability?
The colony benefits from both a healthy environment and healthy workers, and if the concept of personal property stands in the way of these things it should be annihilated where it does, if not entirely; for the good of the colony.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:09 pm
by Hieronymous Rex
Ant, I would like to run a new campaign; what game should it be?
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:39 pm
by Ant
Hieronymous Rex wrote:Ant, I would like to run a new campaign; what game should it be?
Kobolds Ate My Baby.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:27 am
by Nebuchadnezzar
How should the colony respond to a drop off in honeydew production?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:18 am
by Neeeek
Ant, do you need a hug?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:31 pm
by Ant
Neeeek wrote:Ant, do you need a hug?
No, all workers receive constant emotional support in airborne chemical form; for the good of the colony.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:32 pm
by Cynic
Ant, Who the fuck are you in relation to the anthill that is The gaming den?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:33 am
by Ant
Cynic wrote:Ant, Who the fuck are you in relation to the anthill that is The gaming den?
Your question is difficult for me to comprehend, but I think the answer is: I am a worker.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:08 pm
by RobbyPants
Ant, with the weekend coming up, I have to ask: do you ever get time off from your duties? You know; for the good of the colony?
If so, what do ants do on their time off?