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Quotes 2010-2019

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The end of the decade is nigh... so I thought I'd jump the gun a mite and post some of the most memorable things I've heard, experienced, encountered, suffered, participated in, was subjected to, and caused from this last dumb decade. Some of these may sound familiar. Most of these are out of context, which only makes them better. All of them may or may not be made up, you'll never know. Feel free to add your own.

So, without further ado, in no particular order of meaning...
"I'm made of milk. You're made of milk. We're all made of milk, but we live in separate glasses."

"These were not actual women, but shaved bears in women's clothing."

"When a man and a kaiju love each other very much... Japan will give one boobs and make an anime about it. It's basically a coinflip which gets the boobs."

"I'm not expecting a clear answer from Shrapnel since it was probably off-the-cuff gibberish and not something with scientific basis"

"I'll show why I'm called old hickory, and it has nothing to do with the width and girth of my penis."

"YOUR CUMING ALL OVER MY UNBORN BABY"

"OH MY GOD I'M HAVING A SHITGASM!"

"I just wanted to come in here and say fuck you guys"
"Okay, did you want a refund?"
"No, I just came here to say fuck you."
"Well fuck you, too, then.

"[James] Roberts made a Spotify playlist of thirteen Morrissey songs he associates with Megatron. Make of that what you will."

"Oh, FUCK MY HELL!

"It was then that I learned that Marcy wasn't an orangutan."

"Where on God's green Cock are we supposed to find a lesbian genet?"

"Who needs a hairy chest when you have a smooth and tender scrotum?"

"Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."
"Oh, yeah? Then why isn't there porn of my Nazi-skin lampshade fucking Anna Kendrick's pet gentile halibut?"
"... I do not know how any human being is supposed respond to that."

Van-Pires. It's a thing. It exists. This isn't a quote, just a reminder that you live in a world where such things can happen.

"Scott's right, that is America's ass."

"Cyclonus and Scourge each spent 2,000 XP to create the Level 7 Flame Barrier spell. Unfortunately Galvatron has Protection from Fire with Permanency effect."

"It's New York City. Yes, I've slept on a rat."
There may be more. But right now I'm tired, so for now it's goodnight from all of us here at NBC Nightly News. Sleep tight, and don't forget to turn off your TV set. Bye-bye.
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Post by Count Arioch the 28th »

This thread sucks.
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No, you suck.


... but why though?
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Why the fuck do you even remember any of this boring shit?
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Well excuse me if my life isn't exciting enough for you.

Y'know what? Just forget it. Fuck off.
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Post by DSMatticus »

Huh. I'm watching a dick and an asshole stir up shit together and it's exactly as pleasant as the imagery implies.

Seriously, Count, Almanac, move your two awkward, bitter old asses along. Fuckin' weirdest, pettiest exchange I've ever seen on here. Merry Christmas, and my condolences to whoever the hell you two spent it with.
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You’re wrong DSM. It’s whomever.
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Post by The Adventurer's Almanac »

It's a serious question. Why do you remember quotes across an entire decade? How?
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Post by erik »

We’ve had annual quote threads. Some get saved in signatures. Back in the day my gaming group compiled memorable quotes that we all enjoyed even years later. Heck. Just this year one of my friends asked if i had a copy of another friend’s geocity webpage which had rpg quotes from various campaigns (I did have a backup which I provided).
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Fascinating. I never really understood that.
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Number of Shrapnel's quotes I know the source for: 12/18=2/3=a 67% (rounding up) success rate so I pass my Shrapnel Studies exam with a solid C-minus. The real question is how many of the remaining third are things you said in conversations I don't recall and/or wasn't present for and how many were said by someone else.
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