Hilariously Bad (and Good) Fanfics

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:09 am

I wrote Superman/Sgt. Rock fanfic. And I'm man enough to share it.

Wiseman · Post by **Wiseman** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:22 am

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads ... re.642913/

As you can no doubt guess from the changes to my signature, I've been working on a Yugioh fanfic for the last two months.

Wiseman · Post by **Wiseman** » Sat May 11, 2019 3:32 am

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads ... t-53940592

Second verse same as the first. I now have a Kingdom Hearts/Madoka crossover that I'm working on.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:00 pm

I'm not sure if this exactly counts as fanfic, but it made me laugh, so I'm sharing it here.

‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Gothic

• You’ve been on this tiny ship in the Delta Quadrant beyond any hope of recrew or resupply for over a year, but you keep seeing ensigns you don’t recognise. Everyone tells you that they’ve always been here
• You go down to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. B'elanna tells you that he’s just stepped out. He’s been ‘just stepped out’ for days.
• A shuttle crashes on a desert planet. You speak with Chakotay about the possibility of trading for some new shuttles, but he looks at you funny and says “but we already have a full compliment of shuttles”
• You run to the shuttlebay and inspect them personally. There is a full compliment of shuttles. And none of them even have a scratch.
• The next week, a shuttle is torn to pieces in a plasma storm. You’re not even surprised when you find intact it in the shuttlebay an hour later.
• You stop mentioning shuttles.
• The ship has an encounter with some Kazon, but manages to get away. Their ships are primitive and slow and you shouldn’t run into them again.
• Two weeks later, you meet the same Kazon, now somehow in front of you. You begin to suspect that you’re driving in circles
• You go to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. You haven’t seen him in two years. He’s ‘not there right now, but should be back in a minute’.
• Janeway and Paris travel at warp 10 and turn into salamanders. You’re *sure* that it happened. You *remember* it happening! But no one brings it up. When you ask Tom about it, he doesn’t even register the question.
• You scream “BUT YOU WERE A SALAMANDER!” into his ear. He doesn’t even hear you.
• You see another Ensign you don’t recognise. You finslly just ask the computer for the crew compliment of Voyager. You are told that the answer is: 121.
• A month later, the Hirogen conquer the ship, spend weeks brainwashing and surgically altering the crew into believing that they are actually characters in holographic simulations, and then hunt them for sport. This culminates in a pitched battle between the crew and the Hirogen in which the ship is utterly wrecked and dozens of people are killed.
• Afterwards, you ask the computer for the ship’s crew compliment. You are told that the answer is: 147
• The next day, you wake up and find Voyager restored to its original state.
• You make a discreet inquiry about Lt. Carey. Now everyone acts like he’s dead but can’t tell you precisely when or how.
• The Captain takes you aside one day and specifically instructs you not to mention Ensign Jetal to the Doctor. She says that she knows that this will be difficult, given how close we all were to her (and you in particular), but that for the greater good of the crew, you need to act like Ensign Jetal never existed. You solemnly nod your head and consent, and she gives you a comradely pat on the shoulder and leaves the room.
• You have absolutely no idea who Ensign Jetal is.
• Voyager absorbs the remaining crew of the USS Equinox. Well at least you’ll finally have an explanation for the new crew you see around the ship! You never see any of them ever again.
• You’ve now travelled almost 40,000 light years towards home. You check the star charts; somehow, you’re still in the Delta Quadrant. You begin to wonder if the Beta Quadrant even exists.
• The Delta Flyer is destroyed by Borg torpedos. You don’t even bother to check the shuttlebay for it, you just instinctively know that it will be back
• A few months later, the Captain gives you the sad news: Lt. Carey is dead.
• You finally make it back to the Alpha Quadrant, say your tearful farewells, and receive a handshake and a promotion from Admiral Paris. As one last thought before leaving Voyager forever, you pay a visit to the shuttlebay. You find it utterly empty, except for one lowly crewman with a mop and pail, swabbing the deck. “I…guess that Starfleet must have already cleared out the remaining shuttles?” You say uncertainly, your voice echoing in the cavernous, empty room. The crewman breaks off his mopping and looks at you like you’ve lost your mind and says: “Voyager never had any shuttles.”

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:48 pm

That is a pretty damn accurate portrayal of the series actually.

Shatner · Post by **Shatner** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:19 am

Dungeon Keeper Ami is a crossover fanfic wherein Sailor Mercury gets chucked into the world of the Dungeon Keeper games, having to make use of the powers thereof to try and save her soul and two worlds from assorted capital-E Evils.

A couple of things:

This is an Army of Darkness/Erfworld/HP:MoR/[modern-person-sucked-into-fantasy-setting story of choice]-esque story where someone with fresh ideas and creativity-born-of-necessity rises high in a sub-genre I like to call competence porn.
This is such a batshit insane crossover that it's borderline showboating that it isn't a giant, discordant train wreck. That it's actually pretty good, highly entertaining, and stays true to the two disparate sources is all kinds of impressive. Seriously, that something this ridiculous exists and isn't garbage makes me glad the Internet exists.
It's funny and well-written. As was said earlier in this thread, few things can kill a fanfic faster than shitty prose. Your idea could be amazing but if reading your writing is painful, I won't be arsed to bother. DK Ami reads fine, has good action sequences, and enough steady humor to keep it from getting dull or tedious.
My knowledge of and enthusiasm for Sailor Moon going into reading this could have squeezed into a thimble with room to spare. I wasn't even sure which one Sailor Mercury was. But I'd played me some Dungeon Keeper back in the day and that was enough. That my ignorance and disinterest in the Sailor Moon half of things wasn't an impediment speaks well of the fic, both for narrative clarity and for being accessible.

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:34 am

Now, I want to play Dungeon Keeper again (or the last knock off)...

Omegonthesane · Post by **Omegonthesane** » Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:43 pm

War for the Overworld was entertaining for "its moneys worth and then some" hours when I got it at the Totalbiscuit Memorial Sale on chrono.gg