Korwin wrote:Shit, I now need to read a book from this
Nick Perumov.
His native tongue is not English? Because if not, I might read his books in german.
Edit:
the third line in amazon tells me he is an russian writer. So I think I try the german version...
Oh no not THE CAPTAIN. The dude is a hack writer who gained notoriety by getting his LotR fanfic published when the curtain fell. Said fanfic involves his Gary Stu character destroying Middle Earth and either transforming it into THE CAPTAIN's homebrew world or just the main passive onlooker cast planeshifting. A subsequent glimpse of his Space Nazis vs the Zerg book made me give up on Russian fantasy.
He desperately wants to be the Russian Tolkien and appeals to the common denominators, namely
1) machismo; he styles himself THE CAPTAIN after Tolkien's "Professor" because, you know, linguistics is for pussies. "Perumov's hobbits" are unstoppable murder machines and it gets worse from there.
2) sex; women are either bossy spinsters or smokin' hot baby factories. THE CAPTAIN preaches to everyone about the necessity of pumping as many babies as possible for the greater glory of Mother Russia.
3) nationalism.
Nationalism is the selling point, and it went from "Russia has fantasy writers too, how very awesome" to full-blown right-wing propaganda. Right-wing fantasy is BIG and batshit insane.
To understand it properly, you need to know that "democracy" is a swear word and refers to the current quite undemocratic rulership. As "democracy" replaced what was left of the USSR and American Republicans are opposed to Democrats, Republicans equals Communists and the Confederacy is a force of Absolute Good. "Civil rights" is a swear word. "Freedom of speech" is a swear word. Russian monarchists form a sizable faction, so the whole ideology is a crazy mix of everything wrong in the world.
Help yourself to some crazy, Google Translate does a passable job. (Not actual Perumov but works as an example.)
Korwin wrote:Edit2: amazon.de has only one in german, but its co-written with an Sergej Lukianenko? How writes that one?
Lukyanenko's most famous opus is the Night Watch series which is World of Darkness (wizards, vampires, werefolk) with Good vs Evil that are Not So Different (oh what a twist), magic breeding (strike! I hate things that feature magic breeding with a passion) and cops.
Notice how I put wizards first?
See, Russians love cops and criminals, a taste engendered by Soviet culture. Soviet good cops were agents of the benevolent state and Soviet lovable criminals were noble revolutionaries. Now, with the state and militia (the police) are regarded as corrupt the actual criminals rose in popularity and the good cops are now tragic heroes who Do Their Duty despite the bleak present and even bleaker future. Night Watch is this: the Good vs Evil conflict is neverending, the magic system is inherently unfair, the alignments don't mean dick and the heroes are brooding and drinking vodka in their spare time. Fans praise the author's skill in conveying the characters' existential boredom: if the reader is bored out of their mind, that's one design goal accomplished. (The movies are quite good, though.)
Oh, and Perumov's main series is also about magic cops.
There's also a book the moral of which is essentially "the Internet is NOT REAL!!! Be yourself!!!". i.e. the following multiplied by -1:
You have a woman who, in real life, weighs 400 pounds and has a thick, neatly-trimmed beard. But she has a heart of gold. A thousand miles away you have a guy with three eyebrows and a hairlip. In reality, he lives in a trailer with his 14 cats. In the metaverse, he lives in a stone palace with 14 magical flying cats. They marry, the woman showing herself as a beautiful princess, the man a handsome prince. What do they lose by not meeting in the flesh (or "meating" as they will call it)?
(...)
Can anyone prove that such a marriage would be less "real" than the ones we have now? Are not economic hardship and increasingly unattractive, flabby bodies the main (though often unspoken) reason couples spend more and more time badgering each other as the years wear on? Neither, in a perfect world, should be valid reasons to kill off the flower of romantic love. So doesn't the metaverse actually remove a layer of bullshit in that case? Doesn't the symbolic princess with her fair skin and spill of blonde hair more accurately represent the kindness of the aforementioned woman than the bloated body life really gave her? So, why not use it instead?
sauce
The hero is an Ubermensch, his girlfriend is smokin' hawt, she's a prostitute-but-not-really (see, it's cool and manly to bang a prostitute, but a noble Russian can't marry one, so she's really a noble researcher of the base nature of other, filthy humans) and they have magic powers in virtual reality because they go online as themselves (unlike the fugly retarded masses whose avatars don't look like themselves, thus no powarz). Oh and the Internet is exclusively made of fail the retarded masses produce and perverted porn the retarded masses fap to (the hero, by contrast, makes highly spiritual perfect virtual Love).
Note: this was 100 years ago and I don't keep track of recent proceedings because people who write such drivel are statistically unlikely to write anything worth my time.
Also, Perumov verbally attacked my awesome singer friend for not wanting to pump out children for Mother Russia
despite her being biologically male.
Lukyanenko claimed Americans intentionally buy Russian children to murder them and when his fans en masse told him he was
being retarded "not quite correct" he threw a hissyfit and Left Livejournal Forever.
Jerk is as jerk does.
TL;DR: Lukyanenko is the better writer of the two (except when he tried to imitate the Soviet star Bulychov and the sorry end result was some children's fantasy full of plot holes insulting the reader's intelligence), so if it's a co-written book (probably No Time for Dragons), he's not likely to make it any worse.