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He actually cut himself doing that.
So much for the perfection of those droids.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Voss wrote:What the actual fuck, though? Nazi youth pain training?
Oh wow. The caption is literally "Boy screaming in pain following knife accident during knife game a.k.a. stabscotch"

...I didn't know they made stock images for that kind of thing. Source
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Yeah, I know what they were doing, but it's grandma and the children of the corn clone nazi cult. I was more looking for context.

There is another pic in the series, and the unharmed kids have fucking evil looks on their faces. The one that failed looks a bit slack-jawed, which makes me wonder even more what the story is.
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Phantasy Star Online was fun times
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Nowdays you could get much the same effect falling down an escalator, I suppose.
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Thaluikhain wrote:Nowdays you could get much the same effect falling down an escalator, I suppose.
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Should have put more effort into a "gray" pun.
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Is that Tetsuo from Akira losing his Arm to the Orbital Laser Cannon STITCHED?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Embroidered, but yes.
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I thought it was the other arm?
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Aaand you are correct of course . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's clearly from an alternate time line where Kirk saved Edith Keller. Duh.
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