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Because that is Dune Artwork, not DC/Batman/Robin/Batgirl.
What were those called? Wetsuits? Stillsuits? Something like that.
But yes, i think that Artstyle was used in comics once or twice.
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Because that is Dune Artwork, not DC/Batman/Robin/Batgirl.
What were those called? Wetsuits? Stillsuits? Something like that.
But yes, i think that Artstyle was used in comics once or twice.
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The Adventurer's Almanac wrote:Who gave Robin two swords and why is Batgirl pregnant?
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Den, you know what to do.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Of course, you put them in a barrel.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
I want him to tongue-punch my box.
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I dunno, a platter of dicks sounds pretty refined.
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"Fellate a platter of phalluses"
For when the Den is feeling classy.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Donkey dick sausage isn’t bad at Fat Wang’s Donkey Burger
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Prak wrote:"Fellate a platter of phalluses"
For when the Den is feeling classy.
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This is 100% real.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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That can't be real. It looks like a bad photoshop and I can't find that image anywhere else. Granted, I did about 60 seconds of searching.
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The link on there goes to a 404 on Biden's campaign page.

Similar links like "/healthcare" go to actual pages.
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Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
I want him to tongue-punch my box.
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I did a google image search and just found people claiming or asking if it was real. I suspect that it is not.
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Ok, allegedly, it was real, and they took it down pretty much immediately. Admittedly, I can not be certain. But it's quite believable some ad agency put this out and the campaign approved it.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak wrote:Ok, allegedly, it was real, and they took it down pretty much immediately. Admittedly, I can not be certain. But it's quite believable some ad agency put this out and the campaign approved it.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/23/2123 ... blr-reddit

No, you can be certain. It's fake.
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I really wouldn't have checked to see if it was real if you hadn't said it was "100% real". That's a pretty fucking certain statement, Prak.
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yeah, I took someone's word for it, who probably took someone's word for it, and so on. My mistake.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak wrote:yeah, I took someone's word for it, who probably took someone's word for it, and so on. My mistake.
It happens. You should probably ask yourself why it keeps happening though. You guys keep getting rolled by pretty clumsy anti-Democrat propaganda. Over and over again.

Try to have some skepticism the next time someone tells you something shocking/offensive/funny that would happen to also fit into a pro-Trump or anti-anti-Trump narrative. Because you keep being really easy marks for this stuff.

Viral anti-Biden memes are not being spread by nice people who have your best interests at heart.

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Yeah. That's why I had to look it up when I heard the President had talked about injecting detergent to kill the virus.

That's not exactly what he said - more like doctors should look into creating a detergent to clean the lungs of those who have the virus - but there're people out there dumb enough to try injecting themselves with detergent.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52411706
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Maj wrote:Yeah. That's why I had to look it up when I heard the President had talked about injecting detergent to kill the virus.

That's not exactly what he said - more like doctors should look into creating a detergent to clean the lungs of the virus - but there're people out there dumb enough to try injecting themselves with detergent.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52411706
Yeah, it was like he doesn't know when to keep his mouth close. Don't have your brainstorming session on the public channel. Always trying to up-sale things.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
I want him to tongue-punch my box.
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he might be on to something there . .
if the people die from that, they can not spread the virus anymore.
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I believe the exact words were "... and then I see the disinfectant. It knocks it out in a minute. One minute. Is there a way we can do something like that? By... injection inside, or almost a cleaning?"

So, no, he doesn't literally suggest people should inject detergent into their body because it will cure COVID-19. He's just the President of the United States hypothesizing to his advisors on national television that maybe we should look into "something like" injecting detergent into their body to cure COVID-19.

Oh boy.
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I wonder if the Anti Vaxxers are going to accept innoculations if they find a working safe vaccine for this . .
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Just inject the purging fluids into yourself, bro. We can do a spot of bloodletting if you don't feel better afterwards.
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