The Gaming Den

[Prak_Anima]

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[erik]

I see more of these lately, and I feel pleased because they make me think that I can read lips like a boss.

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I considered doing a mix-up of em, but they're fine as intended.

[Shrapnel]

I am so glad I missed the entire discussion I delude myself into thinking I started with the 50 shades o' grey comment...

...and as for above...

wut?
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Surgo wrote:

name_here wrote: Basically, don't let Karen Traviss write a novel in your setting. It never ends well. So you're saying it was a...travissty? *puts on sunglasses*

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"Damn! Men have different genitals than women!

Desdan_Mervolam wrote:

(Also: Anyone want to lay bets on how long until Shadzy brings up the Invisible Stalker and how much worse the 3e illustration is than the 2e one? That's a popular grognard complaint.)

talozin wrote:

Man, those guys have their heads screwed on backwards. The 1e illustration is obviously better than either.

[Darth Rabbitt]

What.

The.

Fuck.
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OgreBattle wrote:

The Den is about the equivalent of an S&M fetish. The Den's favorite way of jerking it is to have hurr durr arguments that run on for dozens of pages. Some of it raise interesting points, but most of it is just slinging cum on the walls. Like strangulation to get an erection, being a huge [EDITED] gets you off even stronger. Occasionally Frank struts out in intimidating 12" stiletto thigh highs, a thick, fearsome whip (which is a situational weapon choice, by the way) taut in his firm grip, and you put on your gimp suits, anticipating the lashing of his sharp tongue with a perverse quiver.

Maxus wrote:

Whatever wrote: Maxus wrote: So, uh, disregard that, I suck cocks. But do you make upwards of two hundred gold pieces an hour? Oh, I wish. Four pounds of gold an hour? Hell yeah.

Grek wrote:

Vote for me. If elected, I promise to rape a goat on national television.

[Whatever]

Marx, Lenin, Mao? That's a troll picture for sure.

[sabs]

shouldn't that read Communism?

[Darth Rabbitt]

[sabs]

He's also a Black Seperatist Racist Christian who is guided by Jeremiah Wright.

Although how he can be both a radical Christian AND a radical Muslim.. I'm not sure.

Maybe he's a born again Muslim?

[Shrapnel]

This is all I have to say on the matter.
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Surgo wrote:

name_here wrote: Basically, don't let Karen Traviss write a novel in your setting. It never ends well. So you're saying it was a...travissty? *puts on sunglasses*

Quote:

"Damn! Men have different genitals than women!

Desdan_Mervolam wrote:

(Also: Anyone want to lay bets on how long until Shadzy brings up the Invisible Stalker and how much worse the 3e illustration is than the 2e one? That's a popular grognard complaint.)

talozin wrote:

Man, those guys have their heads screwed on backwards. The 1e illustration is obviously better than either.

[Shrapnel]

And now, a fun lesson in CONTEXT!

Here, this is the funniest image in Transformers. EVER.



Now, out of context, this is hilarious. BUT! If you look below, it is now in context. And thus now makes sense and ruins the absurdity.

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just put this image before the one on top
This is why I have declared war on context, logic, and reason.

EDIT: I probably could've laid this out better, but, what the fuck.

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CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK!!

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Surgo wrote:

name_here wrote: Basically, don't let Karen Traviss write a novel in your setting. It never ends well. So you're saying it was a...travissty? *puts on sunglasses*

Quote:

"Damn! Men have different genitals than women!

Desdan_Mervolam wrote:

(Also: Anyone want to lay bets on how long until Shadzy brings up the Invisible Stalker and how much worse the 3e illustration is than the 2e one? That's a popular grognard complaint.)

talozin wrote:

Man, those guys have their heads screwed on backwards. The 1e illustration is obviously better than either.

[Avoraciopoctules]

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[Shrapnel]

I sincerely hope that is a response to my out-of-context contextual post.
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Surgo wrote:

name_here wrote: Basically, don't let Karen Traviss write a novel in your setting. It never ends well. So you're saying it was a...travissty? *puts on sunglasses*

Quote:

"Damn! Men have different genitals than women!

Desdan_Mervolam wrote:

(Also: Anyone want to lay bets on how long until Shadzy brings up the Invisible Stalker and how much worse the 3e illustration is than the 2e one? That's a popular grognard complaint.)

talozin wrote:

Man, those guys have their heads screwed on backwards. The 1e illustration is obviously better than either.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

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[Maxus]

Hey, Count! Glad to see you!
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

[Whatever]

Count, there are plenty of women out there who would love to get their hands on your enormous penis. Literally, even.

But treating them all as undateable sluts may have something to do with why you're not in a relationship.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

I haven't had much time to consider dating. I've been on the run for about two months now. After I ragequit a while back I noticed the familiar stench of sour crotch sweat, pork, and envy in my apartment. I grabbed the cat and the spider and made a run for it, because she had finally found me.

It's been an interesting time. Scrounging for food, sleeping wherever I can catch shelter. Right now I'm at an internet cafe in Peoria, although the patrons are giving me odd lucks because I am wearing a shirt that says "Go suck a barrel of cocks!" that hasn't been washed for about eight days now. Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone. Having eight legs to peck out the keys helps, also spiders don't really "sleep" as mammals and birds would call it so me and my cat can get some shuteye. The cat has shown herself to be proficient at taking out animals nearly three times her size, last night she brought home a dead corgi. Corgis taste alright, shih tzus are tastier.

Crap, I gotta go. Tell everyone I said ba
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[Stahlseele]

*nods*
cats have no natural enemies their own size usually . . aside from maybe other cats . .
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Shrapnel wrote:

TFwiki wrote: Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now. Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.

[Shrapnel]

[Prak_Anima]

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[Koumei]

[Avoraciopoctules]

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[Shrapnel]

[Grek]

My spider is a lazy bum. Just wants to sit in her rock all day and bang the drum all day.
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Frank wrote:

Having opened up a baby corpse or two I can say that the meat looks pretty delicious.

DSMatticus wrote:

I hereby attest that fetuses are delicious, and for the aesthetic good they must be used routinely to please my palate.

violence in the media wrote:

The only outrage there is that we're not recycling these fetuses into soylent green.

Koumei wrote:

"Pro-Horrific-Murder-Of-The-Unborn-To-Sacrifice-To-The-Science-God-Who-Sits-Upon-The-Throne-Of-Logic" would be an awesome sounding stance to take

CryptoSolipsist wrote:

Well, babies are very tender.

Judging__Eagle wrote:

humanity, as a species, is a race comprised of what amounts to be baby eaters.

quanta wrote:

I'm pro-life because I feel children don't reach their most tender stage until age 2.

Doom wrote:

That's why I'm a supporter of the ogrish method of child raising: "Keep the best, eat the rest."

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