The Twin Fists of Fu

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Mr. Bane
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The Twin Fists of Fu

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Mu Po Long

Coming from a long line of philosphers and cooks Mu Po Long stands above the rest not only due to his large size, but to his down to earth philosophy. He is considered a spiritually wealthy budhist, even if he's not materially wealthy. His Kung Fu is as strong as his stomach, although he speciallizes in ground pounding techniques and grappling.

Special Maneuvers: Cramping Leg Twist; Shatter Earth, Endless Sky; Belly of Laughter and Wrath; Mutton Chop of Discord; Wen Shu Special Sauce

Actor: Jackpoint
Lu Zhu

The daughter of the keeper of an inner-city temple, Lu Zhu grew up in a tough area. Seeing the crime surrounding the temple she lived at, she became a police officer, and grew strong - and agile - fighting the criminals of the Wu-tang Syndicate.

Special Maneuvers: Bah.. is it bad that I can't think up any cool-sounding names?

Actor: Sumta
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj_PM2H087Y


Mu Po Long's quarter staff, topped with a brass ring, slams into the ground in front of him. The normally jolly and large Chinese monk, wearing red pants and saddles no shirt, is rather angry at the few people in front of him, his eyes boiling with rage.

The scene is odd, the place is odd. It's the back alley in the Chang District, semi-residential and business, very ghetto. Six boys, men, in the Wu-Tang syndicate attire, at least for drug runners and gangers, surrounding the lone Lu Zhu. Unknown to Mu Po Long the woman had planned for this trap, he however sees it as another group of degenerates looking to cut up a helpless woman.

"Either walk away or limp away, dishonorable scum." The large priest states, shifting his feet and holding the staff so it points at the six.

Lu Zhu stands, in her trademark 'Wind Dance' stance, moving slowly in a circle towards each of her opponents. Upon hearing the new voice, she quickly whirls around to face the Priest, A vague sense of a frown comes onto her face at this point, a sense that the trap is ruined. She looks around, gauging the intruder and trying - hoping - to keep an eye on her flanks and rear.

Each of the boys starts to get a bit worried, realizing that this wouldn't be as easy as it looked! One starts to run off towards the exit of the ally while two jump on Lu Zhu with small knives and three start at the priest, one with a baton and the other two with brass knuckles. Each of them shouting curses and profanities to disorient their opponent.

Mu Po Long's staff is like solid mercury, striking at the first ganger to get within reach. The boy's face flies back, and so does the rest of his body, into the wall. Like a river the large man sweeps into the next stance, his staff moving over the last man's head, the brass ring catching around his face. The priest pulls him forward and slams an elbow into his throat, disabling him. The ganger grabs his neck, gurgles and slowly falls down.

For the last ganger charging the Priest really lets himself go. The elephantine leg comes up and down on the gangers knee, snapping it backwards completely, crushing the limb. "CRAMPING LEG TWIST!" He shouts, twisting his foot in the remains of the mans leg.

Lu Zhu quickly reacts to the oncoming minions. She quickly whirls to one side, pushing the lunging arm of minion number one - and the knife in it - aside before promptly kicking aforementioned Minion in the stomach, sending him flying back. As minion number two comes into range, she quickly whirls to face him and then, in an spontaneous move, goes to do a backward flip, catching the second ganger underneath the chin with her feet as she does so, sending him back while she lands firmly on her feet, doing a quick circle to ensure no enemies remain standing.

The ones that are still concious writhe in pain and fear the two warriors of Fu, the one with his leg turned to pulp only screams in terror, while the one who's face was upper cut by Lu Zhu clutches his mouth, bleeding from the gaping wounds where his teeth were forced into the top of his mouth.

All that remains is the one that nearly got away, he stands at the end of the alley way, screaming and shouting, "Bi-Blow! Rocksize! Help!" He calls out, turning to look back and wimper in terror.

The large tub of body that is Mu Po Long tumbles down the alley, almost rolling, and laughing. His belly jiggles with the effort, until he trips! But it seems it was not an accident. The man folds hismelf into a ball of momentum and slams into the whimpering ganger, crushing the poor boy.

Mu Po Long lets go of his legs and looks down on the unconcious ganger laying under the mans large ass, "That will teach you to not look both ways for traffic." The large priest chuckles and slowly stands up and dusts himself off.

Lu Zhu rushes over towards Mu Po Long, a smile coming onto her face as the thug calls out for Rocksize. She pulls up beside Mu Po Long, saying quietly "This may not be a wasted effort after all." She glances all around, trying to find any sign of the Rocksize she seems to be after, "The aid is greatly appreciated, sir. The name's Lu. Lu Zhu."

Out of the crowd come two very different men, the first, announcing himself as "Rocksize" and readying himself in an offensive stance (Fists up, legs bent forward), and the other is a skinny and short Korean who absoultely bounces around, "And I am Bi-Blow!" He shouts, rubbing his hand against his nose and grinning like a mad man.

They both wear sashes of the Wu-Tang Syndicate, the red on black. The crowd seems to sense a fight and forms a ring around the four, staying as far back as possible. Bi-Blow starts to shake his head rapidly, making a loud turkey like noise.

Laughing and holding his jiggling belly the fat priest bows his head low, "Mu Po Long, of the Long Diejin Family." He rises and turns to the two gangster leaders and holds out his staff, horizontally, "Surrender your spirits to peace, my friends, I will not lay the first blow, but be assured I will finish the fight."

The two laugh and spit at the priest, which seems to anger the monk. He spreads into a wide stance, staff over his head, other hand palm out, "Wayward Sky in Dark Valley." The words slip out like a prayer.

Lu Zhu goes back into her combat stance, ready to move at a moment's notice. "A pleasure, I'm sure, Mu Po." She glances towards Rocksize, then towards Bi-Blow, changing her stance slightly so she's facing Bi-Blow, "You're not getting away this time - neither of you."

The first move is made by Bi-Blow, and he's quick about it to boot. His little feet scamper across the pavement and he jumps up, lashing out with his legs in three well placed blows at Lu Zhu, his mouth yowling like a cat in heat with each strike.

Rocksize, a large bald American with various convict tattoos on his arms slowly walks forward, menacing in his look at Mu Po Long. "I'm going to crush you like a god damn worm yah [EDITED]!" He proclaims.

Like a scythe in the wind the brass ring of Mu Po Long sweeps through the air and slams into the convict Rocksize's mouth, knocking out a few rotten teeth, "Silence your dirty mouth, you American beast. I will show you now, the Arts of the Earth, and you will know your place!"

Mu Po Long retracts his staff and the convict goes crazy, mouth frothing and bleeding as he charges forward with both huge arms trying to grasp. The old fat monk's Kung Fu is simply too strong. He jumps slightly, forces himself down, and spring boards towards the convict, the bald monk head slamming into the American's jewels.

Lu Zhu goes flying back, rotating her body so that.. there. She catches the pavement with her hands and somersaults back into a standing position. She then jumps forward, towards Bi-Blow, landing once, launching herself in another direction, landing a second time, and then launching herself again, reaching out with her hands, yelling "Cheetah Punch!" as she lands a flurry of blows onto her opponent.

Bi-Blows body takes a beating, but he manages to block more than a few punches by bringing his shin up. His arms are weak where his legs would better fit on a 6 foot tall sprinting athlete. He cries out with each connecting blow and stagers back, wiping away the blood from his mouth (Even though you didn't hit him there). "Your Ki is strong! BUT MY LEGS OF DEATH ARE STRONGER!" He shouts, launching in to a quadruple round house kick.

Rocksize clutches where the monk has headbutted his crotch. "You filthy chink!" He shouts, trying to bring his big fists down on the monks back.

On all fours when he landed from the crotch shot head butt the monk agilely flips over. His exposed belly takes both hits from the American and seems to...rebound back, the force from the three hundred pound monks belly cracks the americans wrists, forcing the convict to step back.

Like a leaping tiger the Monk bounds back up to stand, dusting himself off and picking up his staff, the brass ring shaking and making clanking noise. The monk starts to spin around the staff fully extended.

Lu Zhu takes one hit, staggers back a step, then quickly regains her focus and flips back and out of the way of the remainder, "Curse you." She twists so she's standing on one leg, torso out, and the other leg coming up from beneath the plane of the roundhouse towards Bi-Blow.

--TO BE CONTINUED?!--
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