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Stahlseele wrote:Trailer for THOR: RAGNAROK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVXIPVRbCU
DO. NOT. WANT! -.-
That's ok. I will want it twice as hard to make up for you.
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why? ._.
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It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
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hyzmarca wrote:It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
Did Kirby hate both Thor and Hulk's fans? Because that trailer takes a big piss on both fandoms.
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I'm neither a hulk nor thor fan from their comics, mostly just the movies. So whatever piss is being taken doesn't bother me.

I enjoy Chris Hemsworth, and I can always do for more Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston. I really dug Immigrant Song for the trailer. Of the various recent Marvel movies I felt like the first two Thors were the weakest, and this one looks like it is trying to be a lot more fun, which I think is a good direction. I laughed at Thor's line about his friend from work.

Jeff Goldblum... dunno bout that casting choice, I think he'd have made a decent CGI Mojo tho. Anywho, his presence suggests more silliness than seriousness. So I'm still down.
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The director's a funny guy from New Zealand so looking forward to it.

He also tweets funny:
https://twitter.com/TaikaWaititi/status ... 2862127104

The new Thor should be a good comedy
takes a big piss on both fandoms.
Thor's been through worse, didn't he get depowered and just drank and complained all the time recently

And Hulk has been raped at least once.
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Dogbert wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
Did Kirby hate both Thor and Hulk's fans? Because that trailer takes a big piss on both fandoms.
Kirby wanted to kill Thor, and all of the Asgardian gods, in an epic war story. Marvel wouldn't wouldn't let him. Which is why he created the New Gods. But DC wouldn't let him kill the New Gods either.

Oh, but the aesthetics.
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Look at those walls. Look at those helmets.

Honestly, I love Thor and Hulk and the trailer is just awesome.
OgreBattle wrote: And Hulk has been raped at least once.
Attempted rape in the YMCA, but those guys decided that raping the Hulk would be a bad idea. Then there is encounter with Umar, where she basically magically forced him to pleasure her.
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Dinosaur conducts Jurassic park theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp4khRB0T7g
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hyzmarca wrote:
OgreBattle wrote: And Hulk has been raped at least once.
Attempted rape in the YMCA, but those guys decided that raping the Hulk would be a bad idea.
Wait wait waitwaitwait wait. Hulk was raped at the Young Men's Christian Association? The hell?

e: Also, all the background extras in that still look like Power Rangers villains, especially the dude on the far right.
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Dogbert wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
Did Kirby hate both Thor and Hulk's fans? Because that trailer takes a big piss on both fandoms.
Not a Marvel comic fan, so enlighten me: How so?

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erik wrote:I'm neither a hulk nor thor fan from their comics, mostly just the movies. So whatever piss is being taken doesn't bother me.
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agreed. This looks fun. Bad things happen when these films take themselves seriously.
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https://youtu.be/lIES3ii-IOg
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fbmf wrote:
Dogbert wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
Did Kirby hate both Thor and Hulk's fans? Because that trailer takes a big piss on both fandoms.
Not a Marvel comic fan, so enlighten me: How so?

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Because it offends his delicate sensibilities, duh.
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Darth Rabbitt wrote:https://youtu.be/lIES3ii-IOg
Read the manual.
This video came with a minute-long unskippable ad for me.
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fbmf wrote:
Dogbert wrote:
hyzmarca wrote:It looks like they're going full Kirby on this one.
Did Kirby hate both Thor and Hulk's fans? Because that trailer takes a big piss on both fandoms.
Not a Marvel comic fan, so enlighten me: How so?

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Because that trailer is basically a very changed scene from World War Hulk.
Which was NOT a Thor Story. It had Beta Ray Bills in it instead.
And catching, enslaving, shearing and making Thor a slave soldier gladiator . . yeah . . sure . . that is bent to go over well with the Thor Fans . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I needed something silly: Batmetal Returns
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fbmf wrote:Not a Marvel comic fan, so enlighten me: How so?
They're basically turning both the Ragnarok and Planet Hulk/World War Hulk story arcs into a teaser for Infinity War.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZCBSsBxko

If only Netflix paid for the Shadowrun license :(
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Longes wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZCBSsBxko

If only Netflix paid for the Shadowrun license :(
Oh my god YES! THAT would be so fucking awesome!
But this is pretty close and also:
What the hell, how and why did Smith manage to actually get into a good movie (at least from the trailer) again?
I like him as an actor, but i thought with the after earth and suicide squad he'd be burned o.O

Or if we are dreaming already:
can you imagine what netflix could do with the BATTLETECH license?

Or hell, WH40K?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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My brother worked on this animated episode of "Adam Ruins Everything" - which is a timely takedown of the Colombus myth.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3MJoKhO9G1g
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Dude! That's awesome! That's my son's favorite show.
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
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The dumbest thing you'll hear all day. I don't care what day it is.
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From now on I'm going to use that argument as much as possible.

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"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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