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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0

The Fail Train.

It's a long train. And a crowded one.

Yet people seem anxious to crowd onto it...
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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They're on the train, aren't they? What are you complaining about?

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The money hole skit would be more funny if it weren't so ignorant about the macroeconomic issues they're making fun of. The news often makes stupid comparisons - like in the show there - but government spending does get spent, whereas private spending does not. So past the first ten seconds, the video is unwatchable.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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okay this was fucking hilarious...
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/02/evi ... artoon.php

I always knew that Jesus fuck was a twisted son of a bitch...
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http://www.tgdmb.com/viewtopic.php?t=48 ... c&start=50

dont know if this has been posted yet...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SWING MY CHAINAXE KILL MAIM BURN!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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You posted a link to the thread rather than to the youtube video.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w

ffffffffffff! cant believe i did that yea here it is
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SWING MY CHAINAXE KILL MAIM BURN!

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Tee hee..."No, Hitler would never run a game of Spelljammer."
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someone has modeled Thor, the giant horse dildo in an fps of some description. you can run around smacking people over the head with a giant (ok, life-sized-ish) horse penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFoWccK3GjM


You club people to death with a fucking horse wang!
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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Misheard Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh86Acj94d4
song: Hot Limit by John Desire
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My brother recently showed me this video of biking. Less laugh or cry, more wanting to kill him because he makes everyone else look bad. (only good about a minute in)

Seriously, he bikes over spiked railings!

Danny Macaskill bikes around Edinburgh

Any other videos of absolute awesome going around?
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Parthenon wrote:My brother recently showed me this video of biking. Less laugh or cry, more wanting to kill him because he makes everyone else look bad. (only good about a minute in)

Seriously, he bikes over spiked railings!

Danny Macaskill bikes around Edinburgh

Any other videos of absolute awesome going around?
That's one of the more amazing things I've ever seen.
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MS, we've seen that with different text about a million times. In fact, I've been directed to that video more times thank rick.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0BOOgW7rHE

Those are all real pies, too.
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Crissa wrote:MS, we've seen that with different text about a million times. In fact, I've been directed to that video more times thank rick.

-Crissa
Quite impressive, Crissa.

In that case...
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Post by Draco_Argentum »

If thats a parody its hilarious, if not its still hilarious.
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Draco_Argentum wrote:If thats a parody its hilarious, if not its still hilarious.
Chuggo appears to be roughly as serious as Eminem. As in, that's supposed to be amusing, but it's not supposed to be a parody. It took him a while to come around to the opinion that it was OK that some people thought he was singing "Come on fuck a guy!"

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That was some terrible shit. I loved the fact that there was a shot in there where he was actually shorter than the asian chick. I can't take a guy serious who is trying to be all hard when he's 5 feet tall. It's like a chihuahua barking; you laugh and then crush it's skull under your heel
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How about lightning music demonstrating some faults in D&D physics.

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