Awkwardness

[JonSetanta]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... DWT[br][br](corrected statement)
This guy here took a valid concern for my similar situation at the last college I went to, and made a travesty out of it.
Note the flames from "ugly" azn girls below.

[Captain_Bleach]

It's a conspiracy by the girls at your school. "Hey, let's start flirting with Sigma just to screw around with his emotions!"

So picky. Maybe you don't deserve ANY girls to be attracted to you. Solution: Send them to me!

This guy knows what he's talking about when it comes to solutions. You should listen to him.

[JonSetanta]

edit: OK, that joke went a little too far..

[Count Arioch the 28th]

I wish I had asian women throwing themselves at me.

Fuck, I'm not picky. I wish women of any nationality were throwing themselves at me.

[CatharzGodfoot]

Wow, you can troll Yahoo Answers. Do you want a medal or a monument?

[JonSetanta]

1204700542[/unixtime]]Wow, you can troll Yahoo Answers. Do you want a medal or a monument?

Seriously. You think that was me?

[Orion]

Wow, you really are a dick.

Seriously, this is an unprecedentedly massive and multifaceted exercise in dickery.

It'll take a couple weeks at least for me to recover my respect for you.

[Draco_Argentum]

How can someone not know how to get rid of women. Imply they are fat or go on about some minor imperfection. Ears are at different heights, eyes too close to each other, boobs are different sizes.

Problem solved.

[Cielingcat]

What is even the point of this thread?

[JonSetanta]

1204702896[/unixtime]]What is even the point of this thread?

Laughs.

And I see the mishap in my first statement that made it seem as if I made that Yahoo post. Corrected.

So, I guarantee, that was not me.
But it is funny to laugh at the troll. Anyone else have similar links?

In addition, a disclaimer: Asian girls, as with all other nationalities, have a healthy mix of both astonishingly beautiful and immensely ugly, and all ranges in between.
But this guy... damn. I can't stop laughing at him..

[tzor]

I had a good reply but the server was busy.

I don't recall ever being in that suitation in college.

I'm told the correct answer is "drink tea" but that was from a book where the answer to almost everything was "drink tea." (Just don't drink too much Earl Grey, you can get poisoning effects from too much of the oil of bergamount apparently.)

This is just proof that well Yahoo is aptly named.

[CatharzGodfoot]

1204702391[/unixtime]]

1204700542[/unixtime]]Wow, you can troll Yahoo Answers. Do you want a medal or a monument?

Seriously. You think that was me?

So it wasn't. Well, that's good.


And isn't bergamot a carcinogen?

[JonSetanta]

Well, let's see... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergamot_o ... [br]Blocks potassium intake. That leads to heart failure, no? That's not good.
Then again, you'd have to drink... like... a tanker full of Earl Grey.

And I probably am just as much of a yahoo as the Yahoo troll.
Just not as mean.

Funny story: this is my last week working for my city's disease prevention center, and the Korean outreach coordinator (a cheerful woman old enough to be my grandmother) said her goodbye to me with many hugs. Her accent is as thick and exotic as kim chee.
And so out of respect, since she's such an awesome co-worker, when she let me go I bowed. She laughed then returned the favor solemnly, and said with a grin to my manager "He knows Asian culture well!"
An exaggeration, but I understood her intent.
Little gestures go a long way, if used properly.

Now, on to link #2: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 048AATX1nP

[Count Arioch the 28th]

Didn't I see that thread on Somethingawful's weekend web? Like almost a year ago?

[JonSetanta]

Dunno. I don't do that site.

[JonSetanta]

Awkward yet???

http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-p ... /semen.htm

[fbmf]

[The Great Fence Builder Speaks]
And...we're done here.
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