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They're pretty cool, but very, very expensive.

I'd rather be a Real Doll than have one, though. But then again, my girlfriend is into cyberwear and such...

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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1193014007[/unixtime]]collects succubus pron like a fiend.


The "like a fiend" part cracks me up.
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Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1193031577[/unixtime]]I'd rather be a Real Doll than have one, though.

Wait, what? You want to be an inanimate object? Or do you mean that you'd just really hate to own a real doll?
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Calibron at [unixtime wrote:1193036847[/unixtime]]
Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1193031577[/unixtime]]I'd rather be a Real Doll than have one, though.

Wait, what? You want to be an inanimate object? Or do you mean that you'd just really hate to own a real doll?


Or she would rather be used as a sexual plaything than have one of her own.
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I wouldn't mind owning a realdoll of myself, just so I could leave it sitting around the house, properly dressed, and see if anyone tries talking to it. I could then sneak up behind them and say "Hi" and scare the bejeezus out of them.

That'd be pretty awesome.
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Koumei at [unixtime wrote:1193039355[/unixtime]]I wouldn't mind owning a realdoll of myself, just so I could leave it sitting around the house, properly dressed, and see if anyone tries talking to it. I could then sneak up behind them and say "Hi" and scare the bejeezus out of them.

That'd be pretty awesome.


That's the not the prime reason you want a realdoll.
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Oh yes it is.

Protip: I'm not interested in guys, at all, and it's more than a little bit pointless to just stuff my fingers and tongue into rubber and foam.
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Koumei at [unixtime wrote:1193039355[/unixtime]]I wouldn't mind owning a realdoll of myself, just so I could leave it sitting around the house, properly dressed, and see if anyone tries talking to it. I could then sneak up behind them and say "Hi" and scare the bejeezus out of them.

That'd be pretty awesome.

Are they realistic enough to do that, though?
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Honestly I have no idea. I didn't check the website
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Ceilingcat wrote:Are they realistic enough to do that, though?


Yes.
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Neat.
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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1193014007[/unixtime]]Not to be rude but would you buy a furry sex doll, Count?


Probably not.

What I crave is companionship with someone. An inanimate object can't do that.

Plus, I one day would like to have another lady in my life. I do not want to be in the position to have to explain to my future ladylove why I have a furry sex doll sitting on my living room couch.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1193096866[/unixtime]]

What I crave is companionship with someone. An inanimate object can't do that.

What about your hand? It's not technically an inanimate object.
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Captain_Bleach at [unixtime wrote:1193101725[/unixtime]]
Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1193096866[/unixtime]]

What I crave is companionship with someone. An inanimate object can't do that.

What about your hand? It's not technically an inanimate object.


Have a conversation with you hand. See how it goes.
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Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1193031577[/unixtime]]They're pretty cool, but very, very expensive.

I'd rather be a Real Doll than have one, though. But then again, my girlfriend is into cyberwear and such...

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Now, at first I was going to post a picture of Scruffy with the word "Second." macrod on, but then I was all "cyberwear? What the fuck?"

Also, Count, what you do is you draw a little face on your hands and have them talk to each other. Double points if you use sock puppets.
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Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1193104330[/unixtime]]

Also, Count, what you do is you draw a little face on your hands and have them talk to each other. Double points if you use sock puppets.


The idea of that sounds massively uninteresting.

I need a real person in my lige, there's just no getting around it.
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Paint little faces on your hands and then use sock puppets? It's so crazy, it just might work.
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Sock puppets?

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Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1193102973[/unixtime]]Have a conversation with you hand. See how it goes.

I come from a family that naturally talks with our hands, in fact if you tie up our hands we generally become very quiet. Still I'm not sure I want to have a conversation with my hand, he tends to get upset easily, uses crude language, and has the intelligence of ... well a hand.
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tzor: I know a few people like that. Easy to communicate with since I there is something to watch other than the piercing gaze some people have.
Hey, my mind locks down when I sustain eye contact. If focus is made to keep eyes still I just can't make words. In fact, when I talk, I'm not even conscious of what I'm looking at.
Anyone else have this problem?
Makes for interviews and dealing with ADD/emotional/facereaders a real problem, since they assume I'm passive, shy, or just shifty.
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I thought you were all those things?
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I used to cry a lot in school, and was teased as a result. Now, I more or less am unable to cry when upset, and constantly have a poker-face.

So for people who don't know me, they assume I'm cold and uncaring, with a deep-seated hatred for humanity.

The funny thing about that...
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in fact if you tie up our hands we generally become very quiet.


No doubt about it that restraining someone generally brings conversation to a screeching halt.

;)

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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1193477838[/unixtime]]
Hey, my mind locks down when I sustain eye contact. If focus is made to keep eyes still I just can't make words. In fact, when I talk, I'm not even conscious of what I'm looking at.
Anyone else have this problem?

I do, although all of my friends and family know I have it, so it is less of a problem and more of a quirk.
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fbmf at [unixtime wrote:1193509326[/unixtime]]

in fact if you tie up our hands we generally become very quiet.

No doubt about it that restraining someone generally brings conversation to a screeching halt.

Actually I thought it would be the opposite, most people would be screaming to get those damn restrains off of them.
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