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And, no matter what scary embellishments you’d choose to place on these creatures, whatever tentacles or spines or big snaggly teeth or hagfish mouths, just remember: one of them is wearing a black coat, a pair of pinstriped pants, and a top hat.
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From another forum:
Chas wrote:Trump could have avoided this whole mess by just telling his base that his wall is going to be very high-tech, the most high-tech wall the world has ever seen. It's so high-tech, believe me.

But he's too fucking stupid to do that.
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The Emperor's New Wall. Made of microwaves and sonic beams...
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erik wrote:I had more snickers than after I raid my kids’ Halloween hauls.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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Kaelik wrote:Trump is the least popular president ever, didn't even win his own fucking election that he did win, the people haven't been tricked into uniting behind him to protect from an actual foreign enemy of our own making as it was, and unlike Bush, who ran on basically what he is, a tax cutting idiot who's a nice guy to have a beer with, Trump ran on universal healthcare, no wars, and down with bankers and the establishment.

He's president, the bankers run his entire policy center except the part about doing wars where he does the wars, and he is making everyone's healthcare worse, and all the people who were apathetic because of certain clinton victory and/or "both parties are the same" are INSANELY aware that both parties aren't the same and that it isn't a sure thing.

He's not going to win because every single extremely stupid thing that uniquely pushed him over the top where normal republicans won't went in his favor last time won't this time.
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My brother insists the apartments on his floor have a termite infestation. I think there’s some holes in his story.
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Son 2: you killed innocent people!
Erik: nobody likes a backseat driver son.
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Son2: "Are you two talking about how you're the tooth fairy?"

Busted.

I guess we weren't discussing placing the money tonight as quietly as we thought.
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"Behold, I am nude, and thus impervious to all social customs and norms!"
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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son2 (just randomly blurts out): put your pussy in my pussy.
mrs erik: what?
erik: what did you say?
son2: put your pussy in my pussy.
erik: you don't know what that means do you? if you said that at school you'd be in a lot of trouble. that's why you don't just say stuff if you don't know what it means
son2: what does it mean?
erik: it's called scissoring. hold on. this needs to go online.


Parenting Pro. :badass:
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Yeah, telling him it's perfectly ordinary tribadism when inserting female genitals into another set of female genitals is weird hentai stuff....good save.
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A reporter asked "Is there anything on your mind that the president can do now to make any of this better?"

O'Rourke responded "What do you think? You know the shit he's been saying. He's been calling Mexican immigrants racists and criminals. I don't know, like, members of the press, what the fuck? Hold on a second. You know, I — it's these questions that you know the answers to. I mean, connect the dots about what he's been doing in this country. He's not tolerating racism, he's promoting racism. He's not tolerating violence, he's inciting racism and violence in this country. So um, you know, I — I just don't know what kind of question that is."
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Your Trump REALLY scared me into thinking i had gotten out of bed on the wrong side of the mirror . .
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