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For you Anime/Manga fans, ever notice that Hentai (Anime porn) is so trashy and bereft of class, it feels omnipresent? I am tired of all the ad nauseum "rape/tentacle" hentai, I just want some sex with class that is consensual for once.
And no, I'm not going to use 4chan; they're crazy and unhelpful.
Do any of you guys know what will fit my standards?
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Uh... hang on... well... that won't do... hmmm...

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I was thinking of something that I do not need a computer for, like a "book" or something, or is that too much to ask for?
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There used to be alot of soft porn in the asian market, but little of it made it to the US. The stuff that sold was always the harder end, so...

By market forces, there is no brand loyalty - because it cannot be advertised in the US - and there is no library function - because, once again - so the market forces overlap, and all studios end up favoring the hardest stuff. Because that's what sells.

I don't understand why the most perverted people have money. Or those with the least morals. Or maybe that explains it.

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So, Crissa, know any Hentai that isn't buried in the gutter?
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As Crissa was saying, there's a lot of soft porn anime/manga out there, but it's not being localized to the US. So, your request for something in a book form is pretty tricky. But you might be in luck. On a whim, I searched for "Futari Ecchi", a OAV that would fit what you're looking for. It's based on a manga of the same name, and it's been licensed by Tokyopop for release... 3 weeks ago. They've given it the obligatory crappy name of "Manga Sutra", and I don't know how badly they've screwed the translation up, but I think that's about the closest you'll get to book form, unless you want to learn Japanese and those damn kanji.


Edit: On the other hand, if you don't care about the words, there's some good stuff out there, but I imagine the shipping is a pain.
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Check out "Slight Fever Syndrome". It's soft-core and also quite funny. Makes decent use of symbolism here and there.

Also check out "Karakuri Ninja Girl". This one does have a lot of non-con, but there are no tentacles, and it's still a good laugh. For example, in one scene, the male lead has a key jammed into his spine and twisted around, forcing him to have sex with his girlfriend, like clockwork.

It also has mystic energy penises, allowing for the phrase:

"Ninja Secret Bedroom Technique: Spectral Penile Shape!"
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Most non-tentacle, non-pedo, non-rape hentai is brought to the United States by Pink Oineapple if it is brought to the US at all. So a good place to start would be to just run through their entry at Anime News Network.

There's a lot of stuff on that list that you will not want to see. Some of it, like Rapeman, is obviously labeled as such from the titles. Others you will want to go to their entries directly and figure out which ones fit your standards.

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Yeah. Would you believe, both of the ones I mentioned are licensed by Pink Pineapple?
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I've seen consensual hentai before, but even what I've seen seems kind fo gross to me. (Especially the over-abundance of fluids. That sicks me out like nothing else. Also, the voice acting is annoying, but that's typical for every anime, hentai or otherwise, I've ever seen.)
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The two I mentioned are fluid-light, too. In fact, IIRC, you basically don't see any in KNG due to ejaculation not being shown and "people don't leak or anything before they climax".

Although fair warning, KNG has... well, the characters are adults, but their faces are quite young looking. Think "Sailor Moon". Heck, the female lead looks like Usagi (Serena/Sailor Moon). Seriously. Those hair dumplings can't be a coincidence.

SFS, however, has everyone in the "late high school" to "early Uni" age bracket. So they're drawn with the "I am cute and youthful" faces, but in general actually look like adults.

None of them made me go "Dude, they're kids for the Emperor's sake! Why have you not been nuked again for this?"
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Koumei at [unixtime wrote:1201880580[/unixtime]]
None of them made me go "Dude, they're kids for the Emperor's sake! Why have you not been nuked again for this?"


From what I heard, the age of consent is lower in Japan than America.
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I heard it's something crazy, like 14 or some shit.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1201896719[/unixtime]]I heard it's something crazy, like 14 or some shit.


Well it ranges from 13 to 17 depending on the jurisdiction.

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This is probably one of the more bigoted things you'll here me say, but what the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?
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They're human?

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Hum, I was trying to point out that here in the US, several states prosecute post-pubescent teens for having consensual sex.

So we're kinda fucked up, too.

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Watch out, PhoneLobster will jump in and mock you if you bitch about Japan too much.

But as for consensual sex between America and any other country, it may be ridiculously low elsewhere but since when has a 'legal age' stopped sexual predators in the States from raping (or seducing preteens, whatever)?
IMO it should be lower than 17. So many high schoolers know about sex, think about sex, dabble with sex, or maybe even have sex by 17 that it's pretty much just an obnoxious law to jail young guys when the girl's conservative parents disapprove.
Or at least that's how it goes in this bumfuck state.
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That's why feminists still work towards equal rights, sigma. It cuts both ways.

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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1201914080[/unixtime]]
IMO it should be lower than 17. So many high schoolers know about sex, think about sex, dabble with sex, or maybe even have sex by 17 that it's pretty much just an obnoxious law to jail young guys when the girl's conservative parents disapprove.
Or at least that's how it goes in this bumfuck state.


If they're both minors, then why isn't the girl arrested for having sex with a minor? I have not heard of police arresting minors having consensual sex if they're both the same age, or at least heard of it in the news.
But if the parents just believe that any man (of the same age) that has sex with a girl is raping her (just 'cause she's lower than 18), then I assume only stupid judges (or those that believe consensual teen sex=rape always) would agree with them.
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But I don't want either side arrested.... -____-
Leave those kids alone! More sex means less violence.
OK, more VDs, but I believe that violence is a direct result of misunderstanding.
Sex breaks barriers. It's the universal language. No immigrant or invader into any country is safe from sex, because if it's not a relative or a friend falling in love or lusting after the natives then it's your own children.

If anything, boycott the cultist Christian mindset that is causing girls to 'save themselves for marriage' yet indulge in all manner of NON-VAGINAL SEX because they believe they've found a loophole in the Words of God or some dumb shit.
It's too common.
One of my friends even fell for that propaganda from her church and family, and blew my mind when she told me that she was a virgin, yet had 'played around' years ago.
You know.. oral, and hand-play... wow.

The girls in such trials aren't arrested due to old stereotypes of 'girl as victim'.
And we do have many stupid judges in Maryland. They frequently appeal to the vocally dominant middle-class conservative white petitions (and money) at the expense of poor lower class blacks.
And I've been wondering lately, have the youth of today even heard of the Baltimore race riots? Does it seem like ancient history to them?
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Crissa has a great point... if women want equal rights, away go the perks.
And that might be a tossup, given how some women enjoy being submissive and helpless, much to the dismay of many feminists.
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sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1201923065[/unixtime]]But I don't want either side arrested.... -____-
Leave those kids alone! More sex means less violence.
OK, more VDs, but I believe that violence is a direct result of misunderstanding.
Sex breaks barriers. It's the universal language. No immigrant or invader into any country is safe from sex, because if it's not a relative or a friend falling in love or lusting after the natives then it's your own children.

If anything, boycott the cultist Christian mindset that is causing girls to 'save themselves for marriage' yet indulge in all manner of NON-VAGINAL SEX because they believe they've found a loophole in the Words of God or some dumb shit.
It's too common.
One of my friends even fell for that propaganda from her church and family, and blew my mind when she told me that she was a virgin, yet had 'played around' years ago.
You know.. oral, and hand-play... wow.

The girls in such trials aren't arrested due to old stereotypes of 'girl as victim'.
And we do have many stupid judges in Maryland. They frequently appeal to the vocally dominant middle-class conservative white petitions (and money) at the expense of poor lower class blacks.
And I've been wondering lately, have the youth of today even heard of the Baltimore race riots? Does it seem like ancient history to them?
The struggle against festering injustice... will it happen again?

Crissa has a great point... if women want equal rights, away go the perks.
And that might be a tossup, given how some women enjoy being submissive and helpless, much to the dismay of many feminists.


I don't want anybody arrested, either. I was just making a point. As long as the participants know what they're getting involved in and aren't forced, tricked, or coerced in any fashion, then I don't view it as a crime.

Unless you have news sources, then it is just your word.
Also, marriage isn't that great; I don't see how 'saving yourself' for marriage is best for everyone. What if you don't know how you feel for someone until you have sex. Or what if the marriage doesn't work out.
Oh, and non-vaginal sex does not make you still a virgin in my eyes.
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Not having legal control over your body isn't a perk.

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Crissa at [unixtime wrote:1201926767[/unixtime]]Not having legal control over your body isn't a perk.

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What do you mean? Abortion or something?
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No, she's referring to the fact that girls are automatically assumed to be victims, and if underage sex occurs, well, clearly she just didn't know what was good for her and it was the guy's fault for tricking her.

Alternatively, both are in legal trouble for raping each other, due to them not knowing what's good for them.

The mind truly boggles, sometimes.

I know some gay guys who believe it's not sex if there isn't "proper penetration" (which apparently means a penis has to be involved, and it's either anal or vaginal), thus lesbians "can't have sex." I think they're stupid, but there you go. How about "If you could get arrested for sexual misconduct or whatever it's called by doing this in public, or for sexual assault by doing it to someone without their consent, then it counts as sex"?

Wait, then we'd get some really stupid instances of things that would count as sex.
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