New DnD Movie has boobies and Kiefer Sutherland

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New DnD Movie has boobies and Kiefer Sutherland

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Ok, a new animated movie is hitting video stores. Its Dragonlance's Dragons of Autumn Twilight, and its about what you'd expect of a direct-to-video movie.

The Good:
-Kiefer Sutherland and Lucy Lawless do voices. Kiefer is wicked awesome as Raistlin.

-Boobies: Yes, for some reason every woman has great cleavage, and some don't even seem to want to close their shirts. Mmmm, boobies...

-Pretty faithful to story.

The Bad
-Pretty faithful to story.

-Bad animation that mixes CG and cartoon. So sad.

Conclusion
Only mildly ashamed I rented it, in a "less ashamed than when I rented Blood Rayne II for the chance to load the game onto my PC", but "more ashamed than when I rented the Irish zombie love story Boy Eat Girl."
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Re: New DnD Movie has boobies and Kiefer Sutherland

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I have a Keifer action figure for Christmas.
From Lost Boys.
Thanks to my parents sooo much. T_T

As for this movie, some friends claim it sucks. I haven't seen it yet.
The cover is nice, and with voice actors like that it can't be all bad... but yes, they did tell me that the CG mix was absolute shit, like they were trying too hard with a technology easily 10 years outdated.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=KcnoKnuWus8&feature=related
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Re: New DnD Movie has boobies and Kiefer Sutherland

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This movie sucks balls. It was a bad 1980's Saturday morning cartoon.

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The sad part is that the trailers turned me off before I saw the movie. It looked 20 years old.
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