Free prostitutes for the shameless

[angelfromanotherpin]

The Big Sister brothel in Prague will let patrons indulge at no charge - if they are willing to have their exploits be filmed and uploaded to the brothel's pay site.

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[Count Arioch the 28th]

I don't think I could have sex with a prostitute at all.

[RandomCasualty]

You know, I never wanted to visit Prague until now.

Just when you thought humankind was beyond redemption... they go and do something awesome like that.

Actually come to think of it, where the hell is Prague anyway and I wonder how much it would cost me to get there?

[Username17]

Prague is the city that I live in. It is basically just like that.

It is in Czech Republic, between Germany and Slovakia.

-Username17

[Koumei]

Prague is also a Kafkaesque nightmare, reading Frank's tales.

[josephbt]

Regarding Franks stories, why aren't there any updates?

Regarding prostitutes, hell yeah. My gf would mind, of course. But if i were single, why not?

[cthulhu]

To much chance of it coming back to bite you down the line to be worth saving 1-2 hundred bucks. Purely pragmatically it's not worth doing. The less you trade on your reputation the potential costs decrease - for example a 60 year old divorcee has nothing at stake.

[Koumei]

You're helping them gain money, at no financial gain to yourself. List it as volunteer work, going there every single night (or as often as they allow or whatever), and suddenly either your resume looks really good, or the government is paying you on the "Work for the dole" program (or whatever your local equivalent is, assuming they have one where they pay you money for taking classes, jobhunting and volunteer work).

Yeah. Getting paid by the government to have sex, and being able to tell your friends "I'm a porn star. How awesome is that?"

And I know it wouldn't work - the contract would define it as an exchange of services or something, or the government would say "Ha, no, fuck off. If I'm not getting laid, and as a wrinkly old man with erectile dysfunction, I'm not, then I'm not paying you to do so." But it's nice to dream.

[Username17]

Regarding Franks stories, why aren't there any updates?

Sorry, been busy. New story is up. Here.

[MrWaeseL]

Is there anyone who would seriously take this offer? Remember, sex is almost always something you don't have to pay for.

[Draco_Argentum]

Who the crap would want to watch the videos?

[angelfromanotherpin]

I wouldn't take the offer, but it's mostly because I'd be too nervous about winding up on a bloopers reel.

[SunTzuWarmaster]

Bah, I don't want a sex-tape about on the intertubes. That can be very bad for things like... work, and um... getting a wife/kids... Besides, as I understand it, there are places where you can go and pay for it over there.

[Bigode]

I don't see why I shouldn't take it if I was already at Prague - I wouldn't qualify even for the grotesque market anyway ... And, maybe we have experiences more different than I'd think, Waesel, but AFAIK you always end up paying some for sex (at the very least, to enter a party, and yes, that's something I don't think is worth anything by itself).

[Count Arioch the 28th]

1200485524[/unixtime]]Is there anyone who would seriously take this offer? Remember, sex is almost always something you don't have to pay for.

MAybe for strapping young dutch lads such as yourself. For the rest of us, it's a bit harder.

[angelfromanotherpin]

1200485524[/unixtime]]Remember, sex is almost always something you don't have to pay for.

You're not paying for the sex. You're paying them to leave.

[MrWaeseL]

1200500955[/unixtime]]

1200485524[/unixtime]]Is there anyone who would seriously take this offer? Remember, sex is almost always something you don't have to pay for.

MAybe for strapping young dutch lads such as yourself. For the rest of us, it's a bit harder.

Are you suggesting you're so unfuckable you need to pay for it? I find that hard to believe.

[Bigode]

The Pin Angel nailed it (pardon the pun). To wit: no, I don't consider myself unable to do something like enter a party and get out sexed or soon to be - it's that it already cost money (the fact that it didn't go to the girl doesn't count nearly as much as it leaving my pockets), and that I'd prefer to skip the party (or whatever social event you consider normal having sex due to) altogether. If you per chance are able to get women with little time and no money whatsoever, I bow down to your superiority in the area; if you aren't, I'd prefer a straightforward way of losing money (and saving time) to likely whatever the heck you happen to do.

[RandomCasualty]

1200496204[/unixtime]]Bah, I don't want a sex-tape about on the intertubes. That can be very bad for things like... work, and um... getting a wife/kids...

Eh. What are the chances someone is going to find it, unless you're forced to give them your full name or something, the chances of someone randomly coming upon your tape are pretty low. And I really don't see most employers even caring about that sort of thing.

I guess your wife might be mad if you did it while you were seeing her, but other than that, I mean so what?

[Captain_Bleach]

1200500955[/unixtime]]

MAybe for strapping young dutch lads such as yourself. For the rest of us, it's a bit harder.

Mr. Weasel's Dutch?

[Username17]

I don't really understand what the big deal is. Big Sister is a night club. It's in Smíchov, so it's not like you couldn't go there. But it's not really free, just the sex is. Like all night clubs it has a cover charge . And the cover charge is what passes for steep here (like twenty bucks). And while you can get the cover charge waived if you bring girls or sell them the rights to resell video of you having sex, it's kind of a pain in the ass.

Hilarious story: some friends of mine were essentially kidnapped by a Soccer star and taken to Big Sister, where he bought their way in and proceeded to have sex with prositutes. Rather than get their free nookie, they decided to run away.

Ah. Joys of being in Eastern Europe.

-Username17

[Captain_Bleach]

1200510651[/unixtime]]And while you can get the cover charge waived if you bring girls or sell them the rights to resell video of you having sex, it's kind of a pain in the ass.

Expect in about three standard years for some 4channer to stumble upon the "Frank Trollman Sex Tape," ruining the reputation of the Gaming Den forever.

[tzor]

1200515817[/unixtime]]Expect in about three standard years for some 4channer to stumble upon the "Frank Trollman Sex Tape," ruining the reputation of the Gaming Den forever.

Somehow I think it will be the exact opposite.

(It has often been said that Frank's Tomes were always far above the standard drivel produced by the so called "experts" of the field. What was not known that his ability to create superior tomes extended even to the Book of Exotic Fantasy as this tape clearly proves.)

(NB: The BoEF was imafmous for using real people in their illustrations.)

[Cielingcat]

Why do we talk about sex and how none of you can get it so much?

[Falgund]

I think that's why we talk about it so much.