Free prostitutes for the shameless

[Neeek]

I think if I'm going to be in publicly viewable porn, I ought to get paid for it.

[JonSetanta]

Those aren't prostitutes.
They're vampires.

My Slovakian girlfriend attests that there were vampire hunters in her lineage.
Sure enough, research proved correct.

So this is where the beasts are now... let the food come to you, they figure.

[tzor]

1200518362[/unixtime]]Why do we talk about sex and how none of you can get it so much?

For the record I don't get any because I never really try.

It certanly doesn't help that two of my major organizations (Barbershop & Knights of Columbus) are old men clubs.

[SunTzuWarmaster]

HAHAHA, vampires.

For the record, you do not need to pay for sex. The good part about the modern woman is that she is usually willing to pay for her fair share of dinner/movies (the bad parts are fairly numerous, like that our children are raised primarily by whoever volunteers for the task - teachers). However, I can fully say that I have paid for sex, in the form of dates, emotional stress, or whatever.

BTW, I am an engineer (in all practical definitions). I am pretty much required to renew my security clearance when it comes up (whether I work for Lockheed, Harris, Siemens, the Army, or whatever). Things like "I have a russian sex tape with prostitutes floating around" tend to be evaluated poorly by the private investigator charged with the account. Yes, it very possibly could impact my professional career.

[technomancer]

Only because it's potential blackmail material. If your other already knows about it, it's not really a security risk. Just be sure to tell the PI up front, and I doubt it would be an issue.

[SunTzuWarmaster]

It's awesome to put that down on my job applications. Yea, not happening.

[Captain_Bleach]

1200518362[/unixtime]]Why do we talk about sex and how none of you can get it so much?

'Cause we are all offensive Internet Nerd stereotypes.

[Count Arioch the 28th]

I consider myself somewhat of a failure for the fact that my wife left exactly a year and a day ago and I still haven't gotten any from anyone, yet she was moving to be closer to her internet boyfriend within a few months.

[Captain_Bleach]

1200542489[/unixtime]]I consider myself somewhat of a failure for the fact that my wife left exactly a year and a day ago and I still haven't gotten any from anyone, yet she was moving to be closer to her internet boyfriend within a few months.

That's because your choice of residence is not filled with skanky girls. Consider that a blessing.

[Koumei]

With the number of people here who seem fascinated with Frank's genitals, this could be their chance...

Anyhow, I have no idea why we talk so much about sex. And as for my not getting any, lack of trying probably is a big part. And that's because I seriously don't know how to try. The social scene isn't my thing, yet there are girls all over the world, one of which only just became American-legal a month ago, who think I'm hot.

[rapanui]

I would love to have that kind of service here in Panama. To do the prostitution thing down here you have one of two options:

1. Get some cheap, unattractive streetwalker who is probably carrying a novel ecosystem in her crotch.

2. Go to a 'gentlemen's club'.

The latter option usually includes:
- cover charge
- buying drinks for the lady
- negotiating the price
- finding a place to do it in, and paying said place


So, the first option is unappealing/risky, and the second option is expensive. In the latter category you can get some really nice looking girls though, many are Colombian chicks who take great care of their figures and have them surgically enhanced.

Still, the inconveniences associated with each option means I have been hooker-free.

The main problem with the "being taped" option is that I imagine some guys will not be able to perform when they know they are being watched. Shit, I know I have problems when there's a MOVIE in the background. It's like my attention gets divided and I can't finish the job.

Anyhow, that's probably TMI.

*shrug*

[Neeek]

1200527389[/unixtime]]It's awesome to put that down on my job applications. Yea, not happening.

A friend of mine (who was also an engineer) wrote/drew a comic while in college. In one strip, he was at the career development office, and the counselor asked him why he put "sexually active" down on his resume. The answer, of course, was to distinguish himself from the other engineers.

That said, I with you on the possibly career ending thing. The California State Bar is liberal, but I'm not sure how they'd feel about a porn video when I go up for review.

On the other hand, a computer that had naked pictures of me was once stolen, and I worked as a nude model a couple times, so this sort of thing is probably locatable anyway.

[Bigode]

Cielingcat: as for me talking, I was just curious about which "horrible insults" Waesel would try to throw at me, since he's been coming to TGD mostly for it. Surprisingly enough, he threw none ...

[Count Arioch the 28th]

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On the other hand, a computer that had naked pictures of me was once stolen, and I worked as a nude model a couple times, so this sort of thing is probably locatable anyway.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

I actually used to be a male stripper. I made a lot of money too, I charged $5 to get in, and $50 to get out.

[Fwib]

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On the other hand, a computer that had naked pictures of me was once stolen, and I worked as a nude model a couple times, so this sort of thing is probably locatable anyway.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

I actually used to be a male stripper. I made a lot of money too, I charged $5 to get in, and $50 to get out.

I laughed until my eyes got all teary.