Helping Count Get Girls
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- JonSetanta
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Re: Helping Count Get Girls
AWW cmon now, it's a nice allegory. Please look deeper into the situation.
And you shoulda seen this girl. And the guy.
There's something there he's doing right.
And if he can, you can.
And you shoulda seen this girl. And the guy.
There's something there he's doing right.
And if he can, you can.
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Re: Helping Count Get Girls
sigma999 at [unixtime wrote:1196398242[/unixtime]]and a great cook.
I read that as "a great cock" at first.
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I did too.
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Rorschach test hm
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pmNobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.
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I guess that Waterloo was Napoleon's last bottle.
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Well, it's where I go after my last bottle, for sure.
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pmNobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.
- Count Arioch the 28th
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I've been told that I have a great cock. But who knows if my ex was telling the truth.
And even so, advertising that fact tends to drive women off, not attract them.
And even so, advertising that fact tends to drive women off, not attract them.
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Amazons don't care about the dragon's hoard, they care about it's lair.
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Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196476899[/unixtime]]I've been told that I have a great cock. But who knows if my ex was telling the truth.
And even so, advertising that fact tends to drive women off, not attract them.
Even though you're divorced, matey, you talk aboot your former wench a lot. Are you over her?
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I suspect that's the case too, Cap'n. 6 years ago, took me months to get over a girl that chose heroin over me.
At the time, seemed as if I'd never find love (or good sex) again, but that's the funny thing about perspective.
And here's another irony: when with girls, talk is cheap. They like to talk, but if you don't.. then don't.
Actions speak louder.
And... the ironic part.. many girls like guys that only speak when speaking needs to be done, or it's mutual, and not when they have a conversation dragged out of them.
At the time, seemed as if I'd never find love (or good sex) again, but that's the funny thing about perspective.
And here's another irony: when with girls, talk is cheap. They like to talk, but if you don't.. then don't.
Actions speak louder.
And... the ironic part.. many girls like guys that only speak when speaking needs to be done, or it's mutual, and not when they have a conversation dragged out of them.
The Adventurer's Almanac wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:25 pmNobody gives a flying fuck about Tordek and Regdar.
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Captain_Bleach at [unixtime wrote:1196486196[/unixtime]]Count_Arioch_the_28th at [unixtime wrote:1196476899[/unixtime]]I've been told that I have a great cock. But who knows if my ex was telling the truth.
And even so, advertising that fact tends to drive women off, not attract them.
Even though you're divorced, matey, you talk aboot your former wench a lot. Are you over her?
I came home from work and all my shit was gone. I find out later she left me for some jackoff she knew on WoW. Get over that quickly.
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But at any rate, college starts in January. I'm sure once I start meeting some people and start making some friends, things will probably straighten themselves out.
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I thought I'd have a good chance of finding a girl that would be interested in starting a relationship with me this semester, but it turns out all the girls in my class, and there is only one other guy in the class, are married, twice my age+, or severely annoying.
I think I'll give E-Harmony a go once I get my Medical Billing job in March.
I think I'll give E-Harmony a go once I get my Medical Billing job in March.