The Gaming Den

The title says it all. I'll start. If I can remember where the quote came from, I'll post it.

"To be defeated means to lose everything. Are you prepared for that?" -- Hawke from Advance Wars 2, before his Super CO power.

"I thought that you were different. But you're just like all the others. A dissapointment." -- Alucard from Hellsing.

"You're dog food, now." -- Alucard, same.

"'I hate magic-users,' one of the remaining goblins spat.
'That makes us even.' Brandon said. "I hate murderers, no matter what their species."' -- d20 Modern Handbook, Urban Arcana Chapter

"I'm erasing you." -- Indalecio, Star Ocean 2

"There's only two things I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the (insert culture or race)."

Game On,
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PS - Moved to MPSIMS

"I have come here to do two things: chew bubblegum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubblegum" - What'shisface from They Live.

This list would not be complete without mentioning the line that has been used to death in any game I've ever seen or heard of in the fantasy genre in the last two years.

[Drum Roll]

I've seen it used for turning attempts, trigger words for contingency, and blast 'em spells.

[/Drum Roll]

You shall not pass!

Game On,
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From Eddie Izzard:

"Do you have a flag?"

"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!" From Parappa the rapper.

"It's a trick. Get an axe." --Ash

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

And of course, damn near anything from Search for the Holy Grail has been used at every gaming table I've ever sat at for any length of time.

-Jack

Because Maj has me in that mood now....

"Cake or death?"

(also Eddie Izzard)

" Let's play"
--Mask of Zoro (Antonio Banderas)

"But... I need that to live."

-Username17

"You can't put a foot in a closed mouth"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"
"Do not disturb, disturbed enough already"
"WARNING: Extremely sharp blade. Keep out of children"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I can kick your ass."

My favourite, deep-and-meaningful Philosophical phrases:
"Strength is born of suffering" - Zen
"Do not complicate your life, it's complicated enough as it is" - Zen
"The taller the bamboo, the lower it bows" - Zen
"To kill somebody without understanding is to murder. To kill somebody *with* understanding is to vanquish" - Paladin phrase
"Blood is easily wiped from a dagger's edge, but hard to wash from one's hands"
"Those who watch their backs meet death from the front" - Drow proverb
"The key to success is through failure"
"God is a DJ. Life's a dance floor. Shut up and dance."
"You all laugh because I'm different. But I laugh 'cuz you're all the same"

"An ear. In the fireplace. He must be on the rooftop."

-Jack

"G'yar. It's drivin me nuts."

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" - Something that I am fond of saying. One time I said it really loud, to my wife, in the middle fo a crowded supermarket. She yelled at me for that, she said we were getting strange looks. I really didn't notice any.

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. That movie is a great source of quotes.

"I like your hat, who shot the couch?"

-Username17

I should check that movie out, I've never actually seen it.

"Goddammit, I knew we should have opened the other door!"

The fighter in my game, except I doubt this is the first time this phrase was uttered by gamers, so I'll put it here.

"Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god you say 'Yes'!"

Game On,
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"If I want your opinion, I'll thrash it out of you !" - Sir Henry Rawlinson

"I never met a man I couldn't mutilate"- Sir Henry Rawlinson

"I don't know what I want but I want it now."- Sir Henry Rawlinson

"After-life, after-shave... I don't hold with any of it."- Sir Henry Rawlinson

"If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink"- Sir Henry Rawlinson

"That was inedible muck....and there wasn't enough of it"- Sir Henry Rawlinson

"Don't you think there was a little too much gristle in the blancmange ?" dinner guest of Sir Henry.

All from Sir Henry at Rawlinson End by Vivian Stanshall 1980.

'Dance puppets, DANCE!!!' [Including puppet master movements of the arms] ~ I have no clue

'Kill them... ALL of them.' ~ Count Dooku, SW2 iirc

'Now that's what I call a sticky situation!' ~ The South Park flashback episode, though it's usually applied as sexual innuendo