Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
Yeah, go for it. I'm bad at going back and finishing things anyway, so it's for the best.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
How does that sound, O Lord?
Class Skills: Appraise, Balance, Bluff, Climb, Disable Device, Disguise, Escape Artist, Gather Information, Hide, Intimidate, Jump, Listen, Move Silently, Search, Sense Motive, Sleight of Hand, Spot, Survival, Swim, Tumble, Use Rope.
A warrior is someone who fights (and hopefully wins) wars. But the vast majority of the dumbasses who fancy themselves warriors thinks more about fighting and less about winning. The ones that don't fall into this trap soon realize that one of the keys to winning wars is the fine art of murder. And then they notice that the less encumbered they are, the easier it is to pull off a successful erasure; most people address that by just wearing leather, but some went for an even sexier alternative: forsaking the use of pants altogether and covering their intimacies with the dark stuff of nothing. And those champions are called shadow warriors.
Class Skills: Appraise, Balance, Bluff, Climb, Disable Device, Disguise, Escape Artist, Gather Information, Hide, Intimidate, Jump, Listen, Move Silently, Search, Sense Motive, Sleight of Hand, Spot, Survival, Swim, Tumble, Use Rope.
A warrior is someone who fights (and hopefully wins) wars. But the vast majority of the dumbasses who fancy themselves warriors thinks more about fighting and less about winning. The ones that don't fall into this trap soon realize that one of the keys to winning wars is the fine art of murder. And then they notice that the less encumbered they are, the easier it is to pull off a successful erasure; most people address that by just wearing leather, but some went for an even sexier alternative: forsaking the use of pants altogether and covering their intimacies with the dark stuff of nothing. And those champions are called shadow warriors.
Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.
Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)
brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!
LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
The fluff part is a bit silly, but the skills seem fine.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.
Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)
brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!
LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
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CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
OK, I can think up a more serious version if that was a problem. 
Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.
Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)
brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!
LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
It's not really important unless you plan to post it on another website. Whatever you like is fine.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
Hmm, apparently the key to victory is to eschew pants.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
Do you mean a problem with forum codes of conduct or with you not wanting this flavor in a mirror of your class? I ask because that was for the Tome .pdf. Also, there's the issue of whether other people will consider it crap or not ...Cielingcat at [unixtime wrote:1203118779[/unixtime]]It's not really important unless you plan to post it on another website. Whatever you like is fine.
Hans Freyer, s.b.u.h. wrote:A manly, a bold tone prevails in history. He who has the grip has the booty.
Huston Smith wrote:Life gives us no view of the whole. We see only snatches here and there, (...)
brotherfrancis75 wrote:Perhaps you imagine that Ayn Rand is our friend? And the Mont Pelerin Society? No, those are but the more subtle versions of the Bolshevik Communist Revolution you imagine you reject. (...) FOX NEWS IS ALSO COMMUNIST!
LDSChristian wrote:True. I do wonder which is worse: killing so many people like Hitler did or denying Christ 3 times like Peter did.
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
I'm saying if we keep it here, we find it funny. Other people will not find it funny and be turned off from the class.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.
Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
Yeah, other forums *coughs*WotC*coughs*PrivateerPiss*coughs*GitP*coughs* get a bit whiny about things being funny, or anything less than wet-cardboard deadpan serious.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
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Cielingcat
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Re: Shadow Warrior (Incomplete)
No, they love humor, but only the grade school kind.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN
Josh_Kablack wrote:You are not a unique and precious snowflake, you are just one more fucking asshole on the internet who presumes themselves to be better than the unwashed masses.