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Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:21 pm
by shirak
tzor at [unixtime wrote:1181311001[/unixtime]]
shirak at [unixtime wrote:1181302666[/unixtime]]
tzor at [unixtime wrote:1180447457[/unixtime]]But this is the finest phase spider silk. It's the ultimate in comfort for your junk. Feel the material. You can't buy better material!
Dude, are you seriously telling me that you expect Conan to buy an extradimensional space to put his junk?
No, but I do want to point out that technically Conan types were wearing loin cloths long before those those pansy bardish nobles in their mini skirt tunics were wearing codpieces. Chaucer even mentoned that.
Exactly! Loincloths are the way to go. Creating junk-storing clothes doesn't work because it in no way emulates the original material and doesn't really help us tell new stories. Seriously, stick with loincloths.
Psss, Prak. If you need your junk to look bigger you are not trying enough. After all, D&D freely allows you to determine your character's appearance without any restrictions.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:57 pm
by Prak
shirak at [unixtime wrote:1181398883[/unixtime]]
tzor at [unixtime wrote:1181311001[/unixtime]]
shirak at [unixtime wrote:1181302666[/unixtime]]
Dude, are you seriously telling me that you expect Conan to buy an extradimensional space to put his junk?
No, but I do want to point out that technically Conan types were wearing loin cloths long before those those pansy bardish nobles in their mini skirt tunics were wearing codpieces. Chaucer even mentoned that.
Exactly! Loincloths are the way to go. Creating junk-storing clothes doesn't work because it in no way emulates the original material and doesn't really help us tell new stories. Seriously, stick with loincloths.
Psss, Prak. If you need your junk to look bigger you are not trying enough. After all, D&D freely allows you to determine your character's appearance without any restrictions.
I suggested it as a way to make the junk storing clothes more attractive to conan types.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:54 pm
by Count Arioch the 28th
I was told by my ex-wife at one point if my junk got any bigger than it already was, she'd stop screwing me.
And now we're divorced.
Big junk isn't everything, fellahs.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:29 am
by Prak
well no shit, but the conan types tend to think it is...
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:17 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
How about a magical loincloth that can double as a greatclub? If you catch my meaning.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:10 am
by Prak
yeah, I was considering that...
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:33 am
by Count Arioch the 28th
I would consider it to be a plausable weapon, on account that at one point I smacked my ex with my junk and it left a bruise. True story.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:01 am
by Crissa
No wonder she left you, Count.
Time to stuff you back in the box.
-Crissa
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:46 pm
by Count Arioch the 28th
What, you mean women don't like being injured with junk?
Man, there is so much I don't know about women...
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:38 pm
by Brobdingnagian
Stop thinking with your broadsword.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:12 am
by Prak
Brobdingnagian at [unixtime wrote:1181770736[/unixtime]]Stop thinking with your broadsword.
I believe that'd be "Dwarven Urgosh"... remember, just because something does damage doesn't mean it's big, or even impressive... a golfball can bruise too.
*grin*
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:04 pm
by MrWaeseL
This thread is awful
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:54 pm
by tzor
I know, it's so full of junk. :tonguesmile:
No one commented about the boobies in the extra dimensional space? just the junk. Well I've been working on extra dimensional spaces and I've come up with this modified bag of tricks. You reach in and pull out a fuzzy ball that turns into a blue footed booby.
I call it my bag of boobies.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:16 am
by Captain_Bleach
tzor at [unixtime wrote:1182884070[/unixtime]]I know, it's so full of junk. :tonguesmile:
No one commented about the boobies in the extra dimensional space? just the junk. Well I've been working on extra dimensional spaces and I've come up with this modified bag of tricks. You reach in and pull out a fuzzy ball that turns into a blue footed booby.
I call it my bag of boobies.
Face it. We all have male genitalia fetishes.
I remember in one thread that I created, Frank Trollmann used the term "big penis NPCs." And the thread had nothing to do with sex.
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:19 pm
by Prak
well crissa's female, and I'm a bi male, what's your guys' excuses?
Re: My "Book of Erotic Musings"
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:39 am
by Captain_Bleach
Prak_Anima at [unixtime wrote:1187288379[/unixtime]]well crissa's female, and I'm a bi male, what's your guys' excuses?
Genitalia references in unrelated sentences=crude humor=appeals to lowest common denominator=does not require much thinking. There